TAY: thread about yambs...

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Why do chicks ask questions they know you can only give 1 answer to.

Chick I'm talking to asked if she was the best I've ever had sex with.

Just an ego boost?
 
Why do chicks ask questions they know you can only give 1 answer to.

Chick I'm talking to asked if she was the best I've ever had sex with.

Just an ego boost?
pretty much but that might be a blessing in disguise honestly. tell her your other chick got you off doing something diff and she'll try to top it. ( i.e. if she dont swallow now she will suck , squeeze the gonads and swallow and keep going for another 7-8 seconds.)
 
Yo another thing ... To all my dudes with girls. Do they give it up when u ask?

Bro I was with a girl for a while, but she would play games and I would be like. You know what this is a necessity for me. So don't be surprised when I see somebody else. And I would. I would smash some other girl but go on dates with her... Looking back its immature but I now feel like its important to bring this up in a relationship. And now I honestly do. I'll say something like look. I'm a horn dog. I need sex 3-5 tines a day. Its not just sex to me its a way to Relax , let off steam. If you can't deal with this we shouldn't get serious.

Do you guys think this is weird ;/

As a chick, I do know there are times I may not be in the mood but I need to appease my dude :\

Idk bout 3-5 times a day though. More like 3-5 times a week ( **** ya'll, I be tired during the week man :lol :{ )
 
1-2 times most days is reasonable. Obviously it would be nice to get it every day but there can be some days where it ain't happening. If the chick is going to just lay there like Kim K cuz she's not into it might as well just fap
 
Lol i made a thread about that a while back, my girl wanting to **** too much...dont really have that problem anymore because i dont let her be here all the time
 
5 times a day? Cot damn :lol.

For me, sex is great, but I'm chill without it :lol. My girl craves it and when I tell her another time, she wants it even more :evil.
 
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5 times in a row is different from 5 times in a day though. I feel that if each session is spaced out a good amount of time and you keep yourself occupied its doable
 
True story I gave up sideline yambs to be faithful to my girl but damn **** is hard. This chick in the restaurant next door to my office tols me she had something to tell me. Back last year we texted for a few weeks but nothing more than the regular. Well she pulled me to the side n whispered in my ear "i wanna do it to u". I mean usually I wouldve waited til I was off got a lil room n smashed like hulk. But I been sideline yamb free for 15 mths but I always had thoughts of smashing her smh. Would I be a "aint **** bf" if I smashed once ? Help bros
 
^20 minute break between 1 & 2 :hat

20 minute break between 2-3
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5 would still be a lot in an entire day to me. Even with a steady chick, it's like damn, get away from me and let me live :lol
 
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True story I gave up sideline yambs to be faithful to my girl but damn **** is hard. This chick in the restaurant next door to my office tols me she had something to tell me. Back last year we texted for a few weeks but nothing more than the regular. Well she pulled me to the side n whispered in my ear "i wanna do it to u". I mean usually I wouldve waited til I was off got a lil room n smashed like hulk. But I been sideline yamb free for 15 mths but I always had thoughts of smashing her smh. Would I be a "aint **** bf" if I smashed once ? Help bros
If ya like your girl a lot, don't do it.

And for me, I take forever to bust :{.
 
When my and my ex moved in together, I was killing her. then after a while it was eventually down to twice a week. Weird how it seems to switch up so fast too.
 
5 times my joint gonna get that raw skin feeling :x

What kinda dry yambs you smashin fam?? :x :x


True story I gave up sideline yambs to be faithful to my girl but damn **** is hard. This chick in the restaurant next door to my office tols me she had something to tell me. Back last year we texted for a few weeks but nothing more than the regular. Well she pulled me to the side n whispered in my ear "i wanna do it to u". I mean usually I wouldve waited til I was off got a lil room n smashed like hulk. But I been sideline yamb free for 15 mths but I always had thoughts of smashing her smh. Would I be a "aint **** bf" if I smashed once ? Help bros

Not worth it bro. You 15 months sober of sideline yambs...leave it be
 
5 times my joint gonna get that raw skin feeling :x

What kinda dry yambs you smashin fam?? :x :x


True story I gave up sideline yambs to be faithful to my girl but damn **** is hard. This chick in the restaurant next door to my office tols me she had something to tell me. Back last year we texted for a few weeks but nothing more than the regular. Well she pulled me to the side n whispered in my ear "i wanna do it to u". I mean usually I wouldve waited til I was off got a lil room n smashed like hulk. But I been sideline yamb free for 15 mths but I always had thoughts of smashing her smh. Would I be a "aint **** bf" if I smashed once ? Help bros

Not worth it bro. You 15 months sober of sideline yambs...leave it be

Don't start again because once you do you won't want to stop
 
True story I gave up sideline yambs to be faithful to my girl but damn **** is hard. This chick in the restaurant next door to my office tols me she had something to tell me. Back last year we texted for a few weeks but nothing more than the regular. Well she pulled me to the side n whispered in my ear "i wanna do it to u". I mean usually I wouldve waited til I was off got a lil room n smashed like hulk. But I been sideline yamb free for 15 mths but I always had thoughts of smashing her smh. Would I be a "aint **** bf" if I smashed once ? Help bros

Run
 
THIS is where the "hey can i borrow you for a sec?" line plays out wonderfully.

seperate her from the pack and POUNCE dammit

POUNCE

POUNCE LIKE YOUVE NEVER POUNCED BEFORE YOU SON OF A B*****

no mercy. if your guts are about to jump outta your throat because your nervous, think about being alone at 45.

if you post in here again without talking to her ill have you banned.

BANNED i say


I DID IT. forgot everything I rehearsed and couldnt hold up a convo. so i just asked her if she wanted to chill. we supposed to chill on friday im skipping class to do so. is she flaking because this is too good to be true
 
^ congrats my man. Wasnt too scary right?

give us (me) more details of the encounter. dont be bashful
 
THIS is where the "hey can i borrow you for a sec?" line plays out wonderfully.

seperate her from the pack and POUNCE dammit

POUNCE

POUNCE LIKE YOUVE NEVER POUNCED BEFORE YOU SON OF A B*****

no mercy. if your guts are about to jump outta your throat because your nervous, think about being alone at 45.

if you post in here again without talking to her ill have you banned.

BANNED i say


I DID IT. forgot everything I rehearsed and couldnt hold up a convo. so i just asked her if she wanted to chill. we supposed to chill on friday im skipping class to do so. is she flaking because this is too good to be true
Why you saying its too good to be true? This chick isn't some mythical creature, she's a normal person same as you are. You approach her with that mentality that's its an honor just to be able to be in her presence, it will NOT end upwell for you brother. If you treat her like a star, don't be surprised when she treats you like a groupie. NEVER EVER put yourself in a subservient position ESPECIALLY towards some female. Change your mind frame playboy.
 
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