TAY: thread about yambs...

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Why you saying its too good to be true? This chick isn't some mythical creature. She's a normal person same as you are. You approach her with that mentality that's its an honor just to be in her presence, it will NOT end upwell for you brother. Never put yourself in a subservient position ESPECIALLY towards some female. Change your mind frame playboy.
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^ congrats my man. Wasnt too scary right?

give us (me) more details of the encounter. dont be bashful

had to do it or my friends were going to do it for me and I didnt want that (they were using that to pressure me into doing it). It was definately scary af you could tell I was nervous but she didnt seem to mind.
I told her to take a walk with me to talk. when I asked her if she wanted to chill, she asked me what day n then told me she had to ask her parents cuz they were strict. I told her id skip my class so we could go during her lunch.both of us didnt have our phones so she was like ill give it to you another time. I asked her where i can find her n yeah.

shouldve asked her to write it down but it didnt occur to me. Didnt give me any bad signs, I think I got a chance. Just scared she turns me down last second b/c her friends pressure her or something cuz u know girls always gossping

gonna find her tmrw n get that phone number
 
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how do yall freshen up your mouth piece?..my ways havent been doing it for me recently :{ gotta fix that before the summer hits
 
Brush that tongue fam, hit that mouthwash after always.

If your breath regularly flips on that kill switch brush after every meal.
 
Personally, my trick is to always talk to any female as if i already know them, this makes the initial convo less forced and everything flows smoothly.

Once a females feels that you arent just trying to spit at them they let their guard down and get comfortable around you. Ofcourse this only works if there is already some form of mutual attraction.
 
Instead of a pick up line, complimenting (you can do this later), proffessional introduction (Hi my name is, hows your day?. I find it easier and less awkward if you dont rehearse what you want to say or memorize lines, that makes you sound dumb nervous.

1. Comment on something small (surroundings, their clothing, w.e they're eating, class, etc)
2. Act "interested" in w.e the **** she says
3. Squeeze in a corny joke.
4. Make believe you're on the run and scoop them digits.

You: Hey, what is that? It looks pretty good.
Her: Yamb sandwich
You: O cot dang! Do you usually get that.
Her: Mhmmmmm
You: I like a girl that eats healthy. All I get is quarter pounders with cheese extra bacon supersized.
Her: blah blah blah
You: Anyway, i g2g meet a friend. We should hang some time. Maybe you can teach me a thing or two about eating healthy ;)
Her: No you're ugly I'd love to, you sexy beast.
 
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Instead of a pick up line, complimenting (you can do this later), proffessional introduction (Hi my name is, hows your day?. I find it easier and less awkward if you dont rehearse what you want to say or memorize lines, that makes you sound dumb nervous.

1. Comment on something small (surroundings, their clothing, w.e they're eating, class, etc)
2. Act "interested" in w.e the **** she says
3. Squeeze in a corny joke.
4. Make believe you're on the run and scoop them digits.

You: Hey, what is that? It looks pretty good.
Her: Yamb sandwich
You: O cot dang! Do you usually get that.
Her: Mhmmmmm
You: I like a girl that eats healthy. All I get is quarter pounders with cheese extra bacon supersized.
Her: blah blah blah
You: Anyway, i g2g meet a friend. We should hang some time. Maybe you can teach me a thing or two about eating healthy ;)
Her: No you're ugly I'd love to, you sexy beast.

Basically my go-to move...
 
your guys' go-to move is to have a regular conversation?
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ITT: casanovas
 
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your guys' go-to move is to have a regular conversation?:lol

ITT: casanovas

Technically, when I'm hitting on someone I'm really not interested in w.e i comment on, i'm interested in her. Basically, act interested to make it look like a regular convo, but its not.
 
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Having regular convo, when approaching chicks, lowers their defensiveness imo esp. during the night time. It also makes you seem genuinely interested in them. Usually I chop it up with females 10-15 mins and secure the digits, so that I don't waste time on 1 girl, in a social setting, and have time to pull other chicks, opening the opportunity to have multiple options. Unless you're tryna get her home that night, you might as well be swift and have more to talk about next time you see them hopefully. I'm seeing that getting numbers doesn't guarantee the girl's interested.

This chick was digging me and I told her I was probably dipping out to another spot and asked for the number. After I got the digits, she said she's going to go find her friends in the bar and told me to text her. I texted her like an hour later just saying that I'd probably stay at the spot we're at instead. Didn't see her in the bar still so figured she dipped out. Texted her 2 days later basically asking what she ended up getting into and got no response. Will hit her up at the end of the wk, if no response, then she's cancelled. Just hate girls playing games or taking forever to text back, when I know most of them are glued to their phones. I may have to step it up and build the attraction up more next time before locking the digits down.
 
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Man I waste no time on new chicks after the 2nd no response no matter the reason, saves yourself having even the slightest bit of worry.
 
True story I gave up sideline yambs to be faithful to my girl but damn **** is hard. This chick in the restaurant next door to my office tols me she had something to tell me. Back last year we texted for a few weeks but nothing more than the regular. Well she pulled me to the side n whispered in my ear "i wanna do it to u". I mean usually I wouldve waited til I was off got a lil room n smashed like hulk. But I been sideline yamb free for 15 mths but I always had thoughts of smashing her smh. Would I be a "aint **** bf" if I smashed once ? Help bros

Depends what life you're about it. If you can carry around the guilt and not feel bad then do it.

Having regular convo, when approaching chicks, lowers their defensiveness imo esp. during the night time. It also makes you seem genuinely interested in them. Usually I chop it up with females 10-15 mins and secure the digits, so that I don't waste time on 1 girl, in a social setting, and have time to pull other chicks, opening the opportunity to have multiple options. Unless you're tryna get her home that night, you might as well be swift and have more to talk about next time you see them hopefully. I'm seeing that getting numbers doesn't guarantee the girl's interested.

This chick was digging me and I told her I was probably dipping out to another spot and asked for the number. After I got the digits, she said she's going to go find her friends in the bar and told me to text her. I texted her like an hour later just saying that I'd probably stay at the spot we're at instead. Didn't see her in the bar still so figured she dipped out. Texted her 2 days later basically asking what she ended up getting into and got no response. Will hit her up at the end of the wk, if no response, then she's cancelled. Just hate girls playing games or taking forever to text back, when I know most of them are glued to their phones. I may have to step it up and build the attraction up more next time before locking the digits down.


This bothers me to no end. I remember one time awhile ago I iMessaged a girl and she had read receipt and opened it within minutes but never got back to me. What type of **** is that?

RE: Building up the attraction. I think this is the move. I like to get to the point that I feel I'm a very memorable and enjoyable portion of the night or day or w/e it is that we were doing and then I cop the digits and dip. A lot of times I play for the one night stand so I invest a lot of time into one on a single night.

Man I waste no time on new chicks after the 2nd no response no matter the reason, saves yourself having even the slightest bit of worry.

This man knows :hat :hat
 
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naw actually i should of said from oklahoma city lol. ive met her at whole foods. around 8pm we exchanged numbers got a text around 11 asking what i was doing. knew what that meant brought this with me and well yambs were had. 

spent the night over there cause im not bought that dui life. and got some mo before i bounced. 

as for what she did , a full legged splint were each foot was touch the ends of the love seat while riding , and dome with a a listerene strip in her mouth. and was twerking on my meat while belly to back.
 
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