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how can a brotha be not so predictable to the yambs?
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[COLOR=#red]Eff a showerJust lay down a dark towel and go to town...it's the wettest ride of your life, albeit bloody. What do you get when you mix a creampie with the red tide??? A creamsaver...true story[/COLOR]
that dark towel move, been there done that
that smell :x
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Good ol dark towel on the bed/floor 
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try something new.
turn her on her side, spread her legs, get in between...
get on the stretched out leg, like youre on both knees, and go to work.
my favorite position when im tryin to give it to her for real.
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Right there with ya'll. Best of both worlds really, enjoy the **** out of the single life when you're single, and commit deeply to the one you love when you find her. Life can be a great seamless transition if you make it so.
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need some advice yambassadors.....
I want to get to know
this girl i see around whenever i go out to the bars around campus. Never had a chance to approach her in public b/c she's never alone, but she always gives me the "look". Other day i randomly found her on facebook and showed her profile to my boy. This dude decides to troll and send her a friend request. Keep in mind, i never accept/send friend requests on facebook to people i've never met/talked to before, i completely hate getting at girls using facebook, makes me feel like a creep .
Anyway, she accepted. Im about to graduate in 2 weeks and she's a sophomore (which makes this 10x worse imo). How would you guys handle this? Keep in mind i absolutely hate using the route to get at biddies
I want to get to know
this girl i see around whenever i go out to the bars around campus. Never had a chance to approach her in public b/c she's never alone, but she always gives me the "look". Other day i randomly found her on facebook and showed her profile to my boy. This dude decides to troll and send her a friend request. Keep in mind, i never accept/send friend requests on facebook to people i've never met/talked to before, i completely hate getting at girls using facebook, makes me feel like a creep . Anyway, she accepted. Im about to graduate in 2 weeks and she's a sophomore (which makes this 10x worse imo). How would you guys handle this? Keep in mind i absolutely hate using the route to get at biddies
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nice...try something new.
turn her on her side, spread her legs, get in between...
get on the stretched out leg, like youre on both knees, and go to work.
my favorite position when im tryin to give it to her for real.
Her body size plays a factor too...
Is she tall... short... heavy... light... can you hold her up? Is she flexible?
Also (no romo) but you're D has something to do with it too... curve length etc...
Let me know what positions yall pondering cuz I pride myself in being able to mush at a bunch of angles.
Leave the D dimensions out though.
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Every time finals rolls around...
My hygiene, cleaning habits, swag, dress skills, and mouthpiece goes by the way side.
My hygiene, cleaning habits, swag, dress skills, and mouthpiece goes by the way side.
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Every time finals rolls around...
My hygiene, cleaning habits, swag, dress skills, and mouthpiece goes by the way side.
My hygiene, cleaning habits, swag, dress skills, and mouthpiece goes by the way side.
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No shame in using these tools that society has deemed pretty much necessary nowadays....get it how you livin bruhneed some advice yambassadors.....
I want to get to knowthis girl i see around whenever i go out to the bars around campus. Never had a chance to approach her in public b/c she's never alone, but she always gives me the "look". Other day i randomly found her on facebook and showed her profile to my boy. This dude decides to troll and send her a friend request. Keep in mind, i never accept/send friend requests on facebook to people i've never met/talked to before, i completely hate getting at girls using facebook, makes me feel like a creep
.
Anyway, she accepted. Im about to graduate in 2 weeks and she's a sophomore (which makes this 10x worse imo). How would you guys handle this? Keep in mind i absolutely hate using the route to get at biddies
Da box is still gonna be da box...no matter how you get it
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finally got this girls number.she said she gon ask her mom and well go out next week. In the meantime, when shuld I text her? tonight, tomorrow? Or wait next week
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this... go for broke...
You're removed from the rejection cuz you're about to graduate if that's what you're worried about.
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try something new.
turn her on her side, spread her legs, get in between...
get on the stretched out leg, like youre on both knees, and go to work.
my favorite position when im tryin to give it to her for real.
Actually used this last night
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nice...
Her body size plays a factor too...
Is she tall... short... heavy... light... can you hold her up? Is she flexible?
Also (no romo) but you're D has something to do with it too... curve length etc...
Let me know what positions yall pondering cuz I pride myself in being able to mush at a bunch of angles.
Leave the D dimensions out though.
what u got for the chunky monkeys?
not talking precious...
maybe nikki minaj with a bit more gut
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I usually don't say this but if you got something like Nikki Minaj in the stash, then we need pics homie.
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what's her height and your height?
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she about 5'5 I'm 5'9
joepac12
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Pics or you are smashing a chunky monkey
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Smh, of course she'd be the one i'm feeling the most. 23, two kids, ratchet as ****, "It's complicated" with baby daddy. cool as a mug, I know better though.
cool as a mug, I know better though.
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you guys are saying this like nicki minaj is keri hilson or kelly rowland. she thick with a sucked in belly. my chick got a little more belly.
which is what I said
I consider chunky monkey angie stone..jill scott.
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them gooeys be mad flexible bruh. Just gotta spread them legs a little more to get to the fun canal. Or backshots always work
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If she's thick doggy is MUST. You only hit her with that missionary to get it started, or if you love her lol
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missionary her and call it a day
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Don't txt, Call her first. It'll leave a better impression.
Also call her no less than 24 hours later. Call her around 7-8pm ask how her day was. No good morning txts until ya'll 2 go out. Don't wait a week, by then Tyrone will have already made her assume the position.
Also leave out the LOL's don't say lol after every txt, she'll think your just a joke. Even if your just kidding.
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This dude is like 16, text might be preferred.
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