TAY: thread about yambs...

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Y'all ever had a chick lick your cooch? Had this one chick do it to me last week and I was like wtf. Am I weird for liking that?
 
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Y'all ever had a chick lick your cooch? Had this one chick do it to me last week and I was like wtf. Am I weird for liking that?

Chill.

Getting anywhere near your *** licked ain't normal for a man.

And any ***** that casually licks your *** is a filthy *****. Hope you didn't mouth kiss her.
 
Didnt read it all, and didn't need to.

STAY AWAY. ABORT MISSION.

Never go backwards. Once you're "grown", dealing with a young chick that doesn't have her life together or is even at a point to know who she is and what she wants is trouble.
i dunno bruh...

sometimes that's how you find them diamonds in the rough.

dude is putting her on game.... introducing her to nicer things. you really want a chick that's seen all of that?

you gotta take her to jamaica just to sniff the yambs... the young girl will alwas have a certain infatuation with the older guy that puts her on game. this is fact.

i know many cats in here can STILL call up some young chicks they smanged and get back w/ them. they'll drop their dudes and evertything b/c they're super loyal to that older guy that introduced them to life.

i think dude shouldn't be TOO serious b/c she's only 22... but girls tend to mature a little earlier than the fellas, so it may be more like she's 25...

cut your age in half, then add 7 years...

28 / 2 = 14...

14 + 7 = 21... girl is 22... so i think homey is good...
 
Fellow NTers, I need your help..

Met this great girl 2 weeks ago, wifey material.. We hit it off at this party and were having a lot of fun, ofc we ended up in the bedroom together..

Next morning I felt very empty when she left and figured that I caught feelings, I caught feelings bad (s/o to Barney Stinson)..

Now my NT fam, any advice how to ask her out? I know that just asking her out will not do the trick.. It has to be special. NT romantics step forward!


-Jack
no.

stopped reading there.

you dont know this girl from a can of paint...

she's not wifey b/c she let you smang so quickly... plenty of chicks do that...

but lets be honest... if YOU smanged that early... she's still in "get D" mode. so chances are she's gonna get smanged the next weekend and the next adn the next.

also, calling her "wifey material" and you've known her two weeks is a no no. she could be a bad person, a happy person, lack conversation, vegetarian. uoeno.

you're just shocked that girlie gave the yambs up so quickly, and she made you feel like a DON. and i be they were good too. nothing wrong with that.

smash a couple more times and see how you REALLY feel about the chick.
 
i dunno bruh...

sometimes that's how you find them diamonds in the rough.

dude is putting her on game.... introducing her to nicer things. you really want a chick that's seen all of that?

you gotta take her to jamaica just to sniff the yambs... the young girl will alwas have a certain infatuation with the older guy that puts her on game. this is fact.

i know many cats in here can STILL call up some young chicks they smanged and get back w/ them. they'll drop their dudes and evertything b/c they're super loyal to that older guy that introduced them to life.

i think dude shouldn't be TOO serious b/c she's only 22... but girls tend to mature a little earlier than the fellas, so it may be more like she's 25...

cut your age in half, then add 7 years...

28 / 2 = 14...

14 + 7 = 21... girl is 22... so i think homey is good...

she has no idea who she is right now or what she wants in life.

once she starts being exposed to knew things outside of their relationship, things can go left real quick.

I get what you're saying about her being a "fresh canvas". But in my opinion, you have to let a chick explore the world on her own and decide if she's taking the red or blue pill.

Y'all ever seen Johnny 5 in SHORT CIRCUIT 2? Keep her confined to only your world, you better hope she don't realize the input is waiting just outside.
 
[COLOR=#red]real talk my dudes I had a multiple orgasm earlier this night!! I mean like I bust once and then less than 10 seconds later I bust again!! Was wild as heck.

I told ole girl that at the last second I was gonna pull out and blast in her mouth so to be ready. So right before it was time to bust I put it in her mouth and blasted, but for some weird reason I felt like I had more built up so I took it out her mouth and jacked it for like 10 seconds or so and then I felt like I was ready to bust again but this time even more powerful, so I put it back in her mouth and so much came out so forcefully that she almost choked on it :lol . I'm trying to figure out how that happened now.[/COLOR]
 
Man, quickies don't leave a good feeling afterwards IMO. Like tonight it was brutally quick, I went to her place we watched a movie for a bit. Then one of her friends was coming to spend the night, so while shes on her way my JO's like let's **** now. She undresses in snap of finger and we work up to it and do it. Session was good, like 15-20 mins, solid as usual with her. Then after she goes to washroom, then me, then we're back chyllin on couch like before.

When I was sittin there I just thought for a min, like it was boom, and it was over. It's pretty crazy how fast a quickie can be with a woman who ur totally on same page with. I was kinda stunned afterwards it happened so fast. 

Tis all, just saying some chicks want to **** and that's it. you leave ur house, hit it, ur back home in like 35 mins, lol.
 
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Man, quickies don't leave a good feeling afterwards IMO. Like tonight it was brutally quick, I went to her place we watched a movie for a bit. Then one of her friends was coming to spend the night, so while shes on her way my JO's like let's **** now. She undresses in snap of finger and we work up to it and do it. Session was good, like 15-20 mins, solid as usual with her. Then after she goes to washroom, then me, then we're back chyllin on couch like before.

When I was sittin there I just thought for a min, like it was boom, and it was over. It's pretty crazy how fast a quickie can be with a woman who ur totally on same page with. I was kinda stunned afterwards it happened so fast. 

Tis all, just saying some chicks want to **** and that's it. you leave ur house, hit it, ur back home in like 35 mins, lol.
bruh....

quickies are the dopeness...

especially with a chick that you're sexually compatible with...

i remember i was w/ a chick... we were stuck in traffic.... i had tints, so we pulled over on the side and get it in for ten minutes. it was golden...

got home, adn she was so turned on, she squirted that night. (told this story before)

getting the quickie in, but not finishing so yall can come back later is the way you do it bruh...

like... at the mall in a dressing room... so when you get home, you finish...

or right before yall hit the club.... or on lunch break...
 

lmao exact reaction

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lmao exact reaction

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lmao.
I hope this discussion doesnt come back up. that was like a 3-4 page debate. I missed a lot of it due to not wanting to read.

as for quickies. it only sucks when you go out your way to get to a chick. get it and its over. you gotta roll home.
other than that fontaines explanation is very accurate
 
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no.

stopped reading there.

you dont know this girl from a can of paint...

she's not wifey b/c she let you smang so quickly... plenty of chicks do that...

but lets be honest... if YOU smanged that early... she's still in "get D" mode. so chances are she's gonna get smanged the next weekend and the next adn the next.

also, calling her "wifey material" and you've known her two weeks is a no no. she could be a bad person, a happy person, lack conversation, vegetarian. uoeno.

you're just shocked that girlie gave the yambs up so quickly, and she made you feel like a DON. and i be they were good too. nothing wrong with that.

smash a couple more times and see how you REALLY feel about the chick.

[COLOR=#red]not necessarily true Ricky.

First time I had this conversation was with a bunch or rich guys at the gym in ATL. I was only 20 at the time so actually I was doing more listening than talking but what I learned from them I kept in my memory for some time...

First off you Cannot make an accurate assumption about a chick based off of how slow or fast she gave you the skins. That's that young H.S. mentality. The adult mentality is I do what I want to do when I want to do it. Where do you think the phrase consensual adults come from? Anyway just because a chick gives it you fast doesn't make her a w-hore, and just because you have to wait to smash doesn't make her a saint. Judging a chick by first time of smash is very inaccurate.

"wifey material" is definitely a subjective matter...and that's because one man's definition of wifey material will differ from the next man's. But you can pick up a few indicators of it pretty early IF you know what to look for, the only caveat to that is that you have to have the requisite experience to do so.

To really get to know the chick Jackieboy your gonna have to do things outside the realm of smashing...you know like conversations and stuff. Stuff like going to Barnes and Noble together if that's your thing, or just spending a day together chillin if y'all had the time.


Listen to that relatively new song with Omarion Pusha T and Fabolous called "Get To Know You" that's like instructions for the game as far as really getting to know a chick.
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Didnt read it all, and didn't need to.

STAY AWAY. ABORT MISSION.

Never go backwards. Once you're "grown", dealing with a young chick that doesn't have her life together or is even at a point to know who she is and what she wants is trouble.

Co sign
I stopped after I read girl was 21.
 
[COLOR=#red]not necessarily true Ricky.

First time I had this conversation was with a bunch or rich guys at the gym in ATL. I was only 20 at the time so actually I was doing more listening than talking but what I learned from them I kept in my memory for some time...

First off you Cannot make an accurate assumption about a chick based off of how slow or fast she gave you the skins. That's that young H.S. mentality. The adult mentality is I do what I want to do when I want to do it. Where do you think the phrase consensual adults come from? Anyway just because a chick gives it you fast doesn't make her a w-hore, and just because you have to wait to smash doesn't make her a saint. Judging a chick by first time of smash is very inaccurate.

"wifey material" is definitely a subjective matter...and that's because one man's definition of wifey material will differ from the next man's. But you can pick up a few indicators of it pretty early IF you know what to look for, the only caveat to that is that you have to have the requisite experience to do so.

To really get to know the chick Jackieboy your gonna have to do things outside the realm of smashing...you know like conversations and stuff. Stuff like going to Barnes and Noble together if that's your thing, or just spending a day together chillin if y'all had the time.


Listen to that relatively new song with Omarion Pusha T and Fabolous called "Get To Know You" that's like instructions for the game as far as really getting to know a chick.
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went back and read what i wrote....

i forgot to add the extra NOT

she's not NOT wifey b/c she let you smang so quickly... plenty of chicks do that...

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meaning i'm not disqualifying her b/c she gave up the yambs. plenty of girls do that.

and like you said... grown folks do what they want.

i'm disqualifying her b/c dude doesnt even know her... he smanged and that's it. he doesnt even talk to her. how can she exhibit "wifey material" and you dont even talk to her?

all he knows is that she's on a certain career path, she was cool as hell at a party, and gave up the yambs. that's it.

i'm saying pump the brakes on the wifey talk until you actually get to know her... and had sex a few more times.
 
[COLOR=#red]not necessarily true Ricky.

First time I had this conversation was with a bunch or rich guys at the gym in ATL. I was only 20 at the time so actually I was doing more listening than talking but what I learned from them I kept in my memory for some time...

First off you Cannot make an accurate assumption about a chick based off of how slow or fast she gave you the skins. That's that young H.S. mentality. The adult mentality is I do what I want to do when I want to do it. Where do you think the phrase consensual adults come from? Anyway just because a chick gives it you fast doesn't make her a w-hore, and just because you have to wait to smash doesn't make her a saint. Judging a chick by first time of smash is very inaccurate.

"wifey material" is definitely a subjective matter...and that's because one man's definition of wifey material will differ from the next man's. But you can pick up a few indicators of it pretty early IF you know what to look for, the only caveat to that is that you have to have the requisite experience to do so.

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Very very good advice

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I believe he said he knew chick for about 2 weeks, and depending on frequency of them getting together, it's more than plausible he felt the wifey material from the chick.
Honestly you can usually tell after the first long convo if a chick is or not.

It's not like he smashed on the first meeting and haven't talked to her prior.

all homie wants to do is ask her on a date. not put a ring on her cuz he is punani whipped.
 
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These young **** really do be actin up though. Instagram and all the attention they get from young ****** put the battery in their back. They don't realize how easily they can get curved. It might not even phase them with all the thirsty vultures hovering.
 
Nope. Only thing I do is if it doesn't feel right, or she gets disrespectful I keep it moving. Well yeah I guess I do have a solution, indifference and recognition that there's an abundance of them.
 
not necessarily true Ricky.

First time I had this conversation was with a bunch or rich guys at the gym in ATL. I was only 20 at the time so actually I was doing more listening than talking but what I learned from them I kept in my memory for some time...

First off you Cannot make an accurate assumption about a chick based off of how slow or fast she gave you the skins. That's that young H.S. mentality. The adult mentality is I do what I want to do when I want to do it. Where do you think the phrase consensual adults come from? Anyway just because a chick gives it you fast doesn't make her a w-hore, and just because you have to wait to smash doesn't make her a saint. Judging a chick by first time of smash is very inaccurate.

"wifey material" is definitely a subjective matter...and that's because one man's definition of wifey material will differ from the next man's. But you can pick up a few indicators of it pretty early IF you know what to look for, the only caveat to that is that you have to have the requisite experience to do so.

To really get to know the chick Jackieboy your gonna have to do things outside the realm of smashing...you know like conversations and stuff. Stuff like going to Barnes and Noble together if that's your thing, or just spending a day together chillin if y'all had the time.


Listen to that relatively new song with Omarion Pusha T and Fabolous called "Get To Know You" that's like instructions for the game as far as really getting to know a chick.
Was listening as I read this post. Repped.
 
IG helped mess the game up IMO. Even the bottom of the barrel Yambs feel "Some typa way" about themselves. Its crazy.
 
quickies are awesome. I'm f buddies with a chick who lives a 5 minute walk from me.

I text her at 3AM (if I strike out) and she's out of my apt before 345AM
 
Fellas I got a situation. So everytime I go back to my hometown. I run into this same chick out at the club. Sees a slick talking, kinda big girl but for some reason I wanna beat the break off them buns. So we get to talking in the club and I find out she lives literally 2 block away from me in Raliegh. I'm kinda scared to smash bc if I hit her with this good pipe I think shes gonna be watching my crib and driving by. But the way I'm feeling now I want her as my nasty JO.


Would y'all smash? considering the situation, she's tipping on the big size.

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