Wish some TAY'ers were in the Chi area so we could feed off each other, top notch wingmen don't come around often.
Seems like everyone is in TX, Cali, and FL. |I
Anyways, I'll share a quick story for thread sake.
Me and a few of my dudes are having a great night so far on my fav day of the week (Thurs), but we refuse to call it quits after the bar closes. My main wingman and I head to Greek Row to see if anything major is poppin off. Keep it mind, I'm already on the verge of a blackout considering we killed the majority of a handle. And I am off some slopes and bud, too.
So we are outside in front of one of the lamest, troll infested, boner houses after scoping the party next door. We see a couple potential prospects on the balcony tho. I yell up for them to let us in. Doesn't work. Some random dude leaves out the front door and unknowingly lets us into the frat house. I survey the field w/ my Tom Brady like QB vision.
We are greeted by some frail smeagle looking specimen guarding the next door, which is where the females are located. Son immediately drops the infamous line, "Who do you know here" to each male. Somehow the one dude that we know from this frat comes out of a near room and says that we are free to stay...
The 3 girls greet my friend and I with very welcoming hugs and start saying things like, 'Don't I know you from somewhere', 'Wow, you're a great hugger', 'Let's take pictures with these cute guys'. As you can imagine the guys that actually live in the frat house are looking on with quite salty glances. We are now on the same balcony w/ the same chicks who first denied us entry.
The hugging turns to making out, the making out turns to neck kissing and me palming her *** under her dress (it was a fatty
). So now the way things are going, I'm figuring a smash is about to take place for both me and my homie. But of course these drunk and hot girls find a way to **** it up. My homies girl wanders across the room and starts making out w/ someone else
and not only does she do that but she gathers up w/ my chick and convinces her that I am too old for her.....(3 yr difference
) My chick cared only slightly and we continued to go at it. Didn't smash that night cuz of cockblockin *** friend, but I still came out w/ the digits and am currently txtin her.