TAY: thread about yambs...

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c'mon fam.

you looking real beta right now.

Alright, "better than me" is beta. But what I mean is that she's got her type of dude like I've got my type of girl. I like the cute, young, brown-haired hipsters you meet at shows up here in my city of MPLS. She's an attention-craving blonde nearing 30 that lives for the bar life. You think she will go for jersey shore or me, with a little too much stubble, a Beatles tee and some slim cut jeans? I'm far from a beta mindset, but you gotta understand what girls are in your scope. I should have aborted the mission nearly right away, but I got too deep. Also, in no way am I denying the Ls. Just a live and learn moment.
 
Y'all got anymore songs that get you in the mood for pulling yambs? Someone posted that Who I Am joint by Wiz which is :hat


Need more stuff like that. Tryna build a playlist :lol






SAME HERE!
I need those IDGAF I'm smashing tonight
Turn up songs,

Sort of what "back dat *** up" does to me
Haha, I hear that and it's GO TIME
Wherever I'm at
 
if u know she's loyal to the pill

do u go in strapped or not?

just curious as to how other roll....

I still go fully suited :rolleyes

"I'm the type to wear a bulletproof condom, and still gotta pull out"

thats just me. going raw is gods gift to earth tho

about that playlist though, i KNOW someone on here got a spotify playlist full of gold. share the wealth :lol
 
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if u know she's loyal to the pill

do u go in strapped or not?

just curious as to how other roll....

I still go fully suited
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Ruh-roh. Aren't you engaged?
 
Wow, that's about the same amount of L's the Lakers will take this season
You hush your mouth!


honestly there have been worst stories this month than homies.

no disrespect to the dudes who ex girlfriend who was a kissing ****.
and supposedly not smashing other dudes.



I think you can bounce back with the teacher chick honestly
 
[COLOR=#red]The Pullout Method, officially known as Coitus Interupptus is actually a form of birth control that is successful in the high 90 percent range if done correctly.

Like it has been said if you pull out with a least 6 strokes before bussin, then you are cool. Only thing that can mess that up is if you blasted earlier because there can still be living sperm cells in the Urethra (piss tube) that can be pushed out in the pre-ejaculatory fluid the very next time you have sex.[/COLOR]
 
[COLOR=#red]The Pullout Method, officially known as Coitus Interupptus is actually a form of birth control that is successful in the high 90 percent range if done correctly.

Like it has been said if you pull out with a least 6 strokes before bussin, then you are cool. Only thing that can mess that up is if you blasted earlier because there can still be living sperm cells in the Urethra (piss tube) that can be pushed out in the pre-ejaculatory fluid the very next time you have sex.[/COLOR]

thats why i cant rock with that. i **** around and wait till that last stroke and then finish. imma get caught up one of these days :{
 
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srs... thx for remembering.

Been married a lil over a month.

I was just asking out of curiosity.

Obviously being safe >>>>> unexpected pregnancy
Man... If you are married to her and she's on the pill then WTF are you wearing a condom for?! I have a girlfriend of two years and she uses the nuva ring. I NEVER wear a condom and creampie whenever I want.
 
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Man... If you are married to her and she's on the pill then WTF are you wearing a condom for?! I have a girlfriend of two years and she uses the nuva ring. I NEVER wear a condom and creampie whenever I want.

lol like i said brah...

just been hella safe :rolleyes

thats not to say laziness hasnt crept it and fire off a few :lol
 
Man... If you are married to her and she's on the pill then WTF are you wearing a condom for?! I have a girlfriend of two years and she uses the nuva ring. I NEVER wear a condom and creampie whenever I want.

[COLOR=#red]Creampie-ing is so addictive. I always look to see it spilling out :lol I hate when I get out of a serious relationship where I could creampie at will and get with a new chick that you are not quite sure you can trust yet. You have to start wearing condoms and ish, and it feels like you are smashing with a trashbag on your jimmy :{ I mean I respect the safety aspect of condoms, but when you've been team raw for awhile it sucks to have to strap up.[/COLOR]
 
I need new friends badly. In my group of friends, I'm literally the only single guy left. So my friends hardly do any of that single life.

i live in Miami and its fun as hell here but I'm having the biggest urges for white girls. Mind you, i used to hate them cause all i knew were Hispanic girls my entire life. Now, i can't get enough of them lol. Went to Chicago for my birthday and met the 2 nicest white girls on different days. Went to Texas when my cousin used to live there and love the scenery. Went to Austin for his bachelor party but was the only single guy. I love to travel but none of my friends can because of their girls. I'm thinking of going somewhere solo and where there are plenty of white girls. No idea where.

im even thinking of driving to Orlando just to go out and party there lol. Idk what to do  at this point. Plus I gotta find some reliable wingmen cause those do not exist for me anymore.
 
Creampie-ing is so addictive. I always look to see it spilling out
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I hate when I get out of a serious relationship where I could creampie at will and get with a new chick that you are not quite sure you can trust yet. You have to start wearing condoms and ish, and it feels like you are smashing with a trashbag on your jimmy
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I mean I respect the safety aspect of condoms, but when you've been team raw for awhile it sucks to have to strap up.
It is addictive. Girls love the creampie. They enjoy that ****. They are on birth control so you can enjoy it together. It's instinctive. It's in our blood.

It's probably one of the reasons I don't sleep around as much as I used to. Had two solid girlfriends back to back that were on birth control and I trusted. After like three years of going raw with a few random condom nights in between. You really appreciate the ability to go raw even more.
 
It is addictive. Girls love the creampie. They enjoy that ****. They are on birth control so you can enjoy it together. It's instinctive. It's in our blood.

It's probably one of the reasons I don't sleep around as much as I used to. Had two solid girlfriends back to back that were on birth control and I trusted. After like three years of going raw with a few random condom nights in between. You really appreciate the ability to go raw even more.

[COLOR=#red]Exactly my dude...it's instinctual. [/COLOR]
 
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Smush story is one of the greatest NT tales ever told. If somebody ever created a story book of threads thatd have to be in one of the first few chapters.
 
Smush story is one of the greatest NT tales ever told. If somebody ever created a story book of threads thatd have to be in one of the first few chapters.

[COLOR=#red]Shyneox Shyneops or whatever his name is ducktale story about how he pulled those chicks in Brazil would have to be included as well. That was circa 2003 or something like that.[/COLOR]
 
I thought that was davitz or something shynop is the one who scanned his faced and had sex with the gatorade bottle right?

[COLOR=#red]Yeah that's right it was Davitz...He messed it up for peeps telling stories for awhile. Like when I went to the Phillippines for PBA hoops and told my story about my three Filipina ladies that spent the night with me every night peeps was calling ducktales left and right, then when I posted pics they said those chicks were she-males :lol I think my NT name was Datruff back then.[/COLOR]
 
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