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30 year old hit me..... She ready to put it on a young bull this weekend should be fun
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Would you guys pipe? She look kind of young I'm only 22 myself.
30 year old hit me..... She ready to put it on a young bull this weekend should be fun
30 year old hit me..... She ready to put it on a young bull this weekend should be fun
Sounds like the desire to settle down creeping in.THE DON IS BACK,
My bad on being absent this week, super busy and what not.
At dollar beer with my boy last night, he get's the text from a girl to slide through so he bounces
It's 1030 so Imma just call it a night..
Walking back to my car I see this girl parked next to me, doing her makeup and fixing her hair. I start laughing at her and tell her she looks good already. She rolls the window down and says she just got off work etc etc.
Ask her where she's headed and don't have too many beers. Tells me she's only having one, so I tell her I hafta go real quick but I'll be back to join her. She walks into bar...
I decide I'm not going in there to hang with her friends or w/e, Imma just bounce.
Head to my boys pad who lives a block away and tell him story. He urges me to go leave a note on her car, so I say why not? Mind u, I have NEVER done this in my life.
I write...
Hey Big Bun Haired Girl,
Sorry I couldn't join u for a beer, but here's a dollar...Ur beer is on me tonight
ECook0808
*Leaves number here*
Fully expecting her not to text me...
AND THEN AT 6 PM TODAY I GET THIS
Hi Ecook0808! Thanks for "buying" me a beer last night through the form of a note on my windshield haha. Sorry I thinkkkkkk thats ur name. Hand writings a little on the unreadable side haha.
Boys, ALWAYS TAKE THAT SHOT. Literally nothing to lose.
On another note, Idk what's wrong with me lately. I get over all these girls I'm talking to/ smashing after a week or so for different reasons... Annoying, boring, can't hold a convo etc etc.
I just want a chill girl to chill with I feel :/
Sounds like the desire to settle down creeping in.
Perhaps not settle down but perhaps a friends with benefits?
THE DON IS BACK,
My bad on being absent this week, super busy and what not.
At dollar beer with my boy last night, he get's the text from a girl to slide through so he bounces
It's 1030 so Imma just call it a night..
Walking back to my car I see this girl parked next to me, doing her makeup and fixing her hair. I start laughing at her and tell her she looks good already. She rolls the window down and says she just got off work etc etc.
Ask her where she's headed and don't have too many beers. Tells me she's only having one, so I tell her I hafta go real quick but I'll be back to join her. She walks into bar...
I decide I'm not going in there to hang with her friends or w/e, Imma just bounce.
Head to my boys pad who lives a block away and tell him story. He urges me to go leave a note on her car, so I say why not? Mind u, I have NEVER done this in my life.
I write...
Hey Big Bun Haired Girl,
Sorry I couldn't join u for a beer, but here's a dollar...Ur beer is on me tonight
ECook0808
*Leaves number here*
Fully expecting her not to text me...
AND THEN AT 6 PM TODAY I GET THIS
Hi Ecook0808! Thanks for "buying" me a beer last night through the form of a note on my windshield haha. Sorry I thinkkkkkk thats ur name. Hand writings a little on the unreadable side haha.
Boys, ALWAYS TAKE THAT SHOT. Literally nothing to lose.
On another note, Idk what's wrong with me lately. I get over all these girls I'm talking to/ smashing after a week or so for different reasons... Annoying, boring, can't hold a convo etc etc.
I just want a chill girl to chill with I feel :/
Pickup of the Month Award nominee.
When I was 17 I was banging a 26 year old married chick with no shame or remorse.I'll never forget my cougar experiencesnot gonna lie I wish one of them would hit me up again just to remind me. The tongue work of one of themenjoy that my man for as long as possible.
Thats a good one. Thanks.The way you would approach her as if she was a 5/10, average at best, with no ***. Get in that mental mindset.
I'm guessing she works at the gym. Hit her with the sarcastic joke.....
Atm23: You must love working here
Her: Why?
Atm23: There are sweaty men everywhere. What else does a girl want?
Then laugh it off. Small talk for 20 seconds. Ask her out for coffee. ******* love coffee.
Let us know how it goes.
30 year old hit me..... She ready to put it on a young bullthis weekend should be fun