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30 year old hit me..... She ready to put it on a young bull :hat this weekend should be fun

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Just came in here to complain about what I consider to be one of the most annoying and mysterious aspects of dating

Girl is persistent in acquiring my number, I never asked for hers at any point in the conversation nor did I initiate the conversation to begin with. We exchange contacts.

I hit her up, no response. Delete number.

See her again the next week. I don't mention it. She kept the paper that i wrote the number on with her ( which is a little odd) , texts me while I'm in front of her and tells me to hit her up if I'm close to where she lives.

Hit her up. No response.

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I'm ready for that cougar experience.....
Told her straight up, yo I got a older woman fetish I need to knock down off my bucketlist... She said I like that, I'll make sure you never forget me.... :eek started hitting them push-ups instantly :rollin


She straight Puerto Rican too :hat
 
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I'll never forget my cougar experiences :evil not gonna lie I wish one of them would hit me up again just to remind me. The tongue work of one of them :eek enjoy that my man for as long as possible.
 
THE DON IS BACK,

My bad on being absent this week, super busy and what not.

At dollar beer with my boy last night, he get's the text from a girl to slide through so he bounces :rolleyes

It's 1030 so Imma just call it a night..

Walking back to my car I see this girl parked next to me, doing her makeup and fixing her hair. I start laughing at her and tell her she looks good already. She rolls the window down and says she just got off work etc etc.

Ask her where she's headed and don't have too many beers. Tells me she's only having one, so I tell her I hafta go real quick but I'll be back to join her. She walks into bar...

I decide I'm not going in there to hang with her friends or w/e, Imma just bounce.

Head to my boys pad who lives a block away and tell him story. He urges me to go leave a note on her car, so I say why not? Mind u, I have NEVER done this in my life.

I write...


Hey Big Bun Haired Girl,

Sorry I couldn't join u for a beer, but here's a dollar...Ur beer is on me tonight ;)

ECook0808

*Leaves number here*

Fully expecting her not to text me...


AND THEN AT 6 PM TODAY I GET THIS

Hi Ecook0808! Thanks for "buying" me a beer last night through the form of a note on my windshield haha. Sorry I thinkkkkkk thats ur name. Hand writings a little on the unreadable side haha.

Boys, ALWAYS TAKE THAT SHOT. Literally nothing to lose.




On another note, Idk what's wrong with me lately. I get over all these girls I'm talking to/ smashing after a week or so for different reasons... Annoying, boring, can't hold a convo etc etc.

I just want a chill girl to chill with I feel :/
 
THE DON IS BACK,

My bad on being absent this week, super busy and what not.

At dollar beer with my boy last night, he get's the text from a girl to slide through so he bounces
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It's 1030 so Imma just call it a night..

Walking back to my car I see this girl parked next to me, doing her makeup and fixing her hair. I start laughing at her and tell her she looks good already. She rolls the window down and says she just got off work etc etc.

Ask her where she's headed and don't have too many beers. Tells me she's only having one, so I tell her I hafta go real quick but I'll be back to join her. She walks into bar...

I decide I'm not going in there to hang with her friends or w/e, Imma just bounce.

Head to my boys pad who lives a block away and tell him story. He urges me to go leave a note on her car, so I say why not? Mind u, I have NEVER done this in my life.

I write...


Hey Big Bun Haired Girl,

Sorry I couldn't join u for a beer, but here's a dollar...Ur beer is on me tonight
wink.gif


ECook0808

*Leaves number here*

Fully expecting her not to text me...


AND THEN AT 6 PM TODAY I GET THIS

Hi Ecook0808! Thanks for "buying" me a beer last night through the form of a note on my windshield haha. Sorry I thinkkkkkk thats ur name. Hand writings a little on the unreadable side haha.

Boys, ALWAYS TAKE THAT SHOT. Literally nothing to lose.




On another note, Idk what's wrong with me lately. I get over all these girls I'm talking to/ smashing after a week or so for different reasons... Annoying, boring, can't hold a convo etc etc.

I just want a chill girl to chill with I feel :/
Sounds like the desire to settle down creeping in.

Perhaps not settle down but perhaps a friends with benefits?
 
Sounds like the desire to settle down creeping in.
Perhaps not settle down but perhaps a friends with benefits?

Never has ended well for me with being friends with benefits...

Maybe it's just this damn weather... I know these girls I meet at bars are mostly a one night deal. It sucks because my boys have no girls to introduce me to, so it's like I'm always on the prowl.
 
THE DON IS BACK,

My bad on being absent this week, super busy and what not.

At dollar beer with my boy last night, he get's the text from a girl to slide through so he bounces :rolleyes

It's 1030 so Imma just call it a night..

Walking back to my car I see this girl parked next to me, doing her makeup and fixing her hair. I start laughing at her and tell her she looks good already. She rolls the window down and says she just got off work etc etc.

Ask her where she's headed and don't have too many beers. Tells me she's only having one, so I tell her I hafta go real quick but I'll be back to join her. She walks into bar...

I decide I'm not going in there to hang with her friends or w/e, Imma just bounce.

Head to my boys pad who lives a block away and tell him story. He urges me to go leave a note on her car, so I say why not? Mind u, I have NEVER done this in my life.

I write...


Hey Big Bun Haired Girl,

Sorry I couldn't join u for a beer, but here's a dollar...Ur beer is on me tonight ;)

ECook0808

*Leaves number here*

Fully expecting her not to text me...


AND THEN AT 6 PM TODAY I GET THIS

Hi Ecook0808! Thanks for "buying" me a beer last night through the form of a note on my windshield haha. Sorry I thinkkkkkk thats ur name. Hand writings a little on the unreadable side haha.

Boys, ALWAYS TAKE THAT SHOT. Literally nothing to lose.




On another note, Idk what's wrong with me lately. I get over all these girls I'm talking to/ smashing after a week or so for different reasons... Annoying, boring, can't hold a convo etc etc.

I just want a chill girl to chill with I feel :/


Pickup of the Month Award nominee.
 
Pickup of the Month Award nominee.

Just hit me but that this sounds like it could be fun... Just have folks post their best pickups of that given week or month. We'll have to iron out what counts and what doesn't though... (getting a text back vs. just getting the number for example). I personally want to work on my game OUTSIDE of the club/bar domain so this may serve as a bit of motivation for the TAY bredren.

What do yall think?
 
I'll never forget my cougar experiences
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not gonna lie I wish one of them would hit me up again just to remind me. The tongue work of one of them
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enjoy that my man for as long as possible.
When I was 17 I was banging a 26 year old married chick with no shame or remorse. 

Her husband worked at the store next to my job and would sometimes help out in my store. One day she covered for him so it was just me and her there all day. 

That's all it took. One day of working with her and she was ready to creep. Smh. 

She was thirsty as hell. Kept hitting me up wanting to pick me up. I had so many ******* at that point in life I had no problem brushing her off. Finally said ok, come scoop me. Went to the crib and good god. This woman's body was perfection. 

We ended up getting it in on a few occasions. She'd come over to give me sex before school. Had my boy thinking I was THAT DUDE the morning he came over to pick me up for school and she walked out the crib as he was walking in. 

Not sure why we stopped talking, but I think her husband found out she was being a ho bag. 
 
The way you would approach her as if she was a 5/10, average at best, with no ***. Get in that mental mindset.


I'm guessing she works at the gym. Hit her with the sarcastic joke.....


Atm23: You must love working here

Her: Why?

Atm23: There are sweaty men everywhere. What else does a girl want?


Then laugh it off. Small talk for 20 seconds. Ask her out for coffee. ******* love coffee.
Thats a good one. Thanks.

Let us know how it goes.
 
I always considered a cougar a lady over 40, has kids, maybe on her way to being a grandma.

30 though. thats still prime pickings (atleast for me)

I've actually only dated /messed with one girl who was younger than me in my life.




is there a NFN?
think I'm going to participate in that. Get that testosterone built back up to build the new bench.
been slipping the last few days due to some personal problems.
Mis-cued on like 2 easy transactions. :{
 
quick question.... i understand women talk, however i just want to confirm my suspicion.... when chicks you've been messing with ask for pics... is this for their own personal enjoyment or is it for gossip amongst their friends????

#ithinkigotthiswholeyambzgamefiguredoutbutlearningneverstops! lol
 
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