TAY: thread about yambs...

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Them Tig ols tho :eek

I don't consider her a cougar, just like I said "mature older woman" :rollin

I know a 40 year old with a stupid fatty and word is she a squirtle... I need that
 
That chick from work been on that unresponsive tip but maybe she'll come around. I ain't trippin.

But all this cougar talk makes me want to call one up from the bull pen. Been smashing too many youngins as of late. The 50 year old I really wanna pipe is always working and always talking about how tired she is.


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Had the Native American yambs last night...it was cool but the long long hair was everywhere and she couldn't kiss at all.
 
I know we went over this....

But i got the white yamb coming over for drinks...

This what she said she like...


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Not too keen on drinks... Info on what to cop...

8o
 
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I know we went over this....

But i got the white yamb coming over for drinks...

This what she said she like...


400


Not too keen on drinks... Info on what to cop...

8o

Depends on how you're feeling and I'm assuming you want a good smash.

I usually go with champagne or wine. (Cooks champagne extra brut is good) If you're gonna do wine go with Beringer white zinfandel. If you're going to go with hard liquor and she's a fan of rum my first choice would be Captain Morgan Tattoo with coke. Once you mix it you can barely taste the alcohol. I would drop you the recipe and process for skittles rum that would be a fun project for y'all to do in the future but I know you need something quick. :lol

But if y'all want that info on the skittles rum (since bitties love fruity drinks) I'll post it for you. Mixed with sprite and you're golden my G
 
For you dudes who have hit up chicks with kids and mentioning how generous they are in the bedroom, I can finally confirm myself, yes, yes they are :lol :hat

Lmaoo at "white girl Denton" and "copped", followed by her question mark
 
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Depends on how you're feeling and I'm assuming you want a good smash.

I usually go with champagne or wine. (Cooks champagne extra brut is good) If you're gonna do wine go with Beringer white zinfandel. If you're going to go with hard liquor and she's a fan of rum my first choice would be Captain Morgan Tattoo with coke. Once you mix it you can barely taste the alcohol. I would drop you the recipe and process for skittles rum that would be a fun project for y'all to do in the future but I know you need something quick. :lol

But if y'all want that info on the skittles rum (since bitties love fruity drinks) I'll post it for you. Mixed with sprite and you're golden my G

Thanks for helping out fam :hat

Keep drinking that Cooks!
 
Depends on how you're feeling and I'm assuming you want a good smash.

I usually go with champagne or wine. (Cooks champagne extra brut is good) If you're gonna do wine go with Beringer white zinfandel. If you're going to go with hard liquor and she's a fan of rum my first choice would be Captain Morgan Tattoo with coke. Once you mix it you can barely taste the alcohol. I would drop you the recipe and process for skittles rum that would be a fun project for y'all to do in the future but I know you need something quick. :lol

But if y'all want that info on the skittles rum (since bitties love fruity drinks) I'll post it for you. Mixed with sprite and you're golden my G

Thanks for helping out fam :hat

Keep drinking that Cooks!

No doubt my brother, that skittles recipe is magic like I said. You should try that with a chick you're wanting to be around for a hot minute. **** is a long process

Hit me for info, I got you. Or you can google it I guess :lol
 
No doubt my brother, that skittles recipe is magic like I said. You should try that with a chick you're wanting to be around for a hot minute. **** is a long process

Hit me for info, I got you. Or you can google it I guess :lol

Nah I meant good looking out on drinking the Cooks man... If u couldn't tell by my sn 8o



I like the skittles with vodka instead of rum... Done it multiple times for girls and for my best friends 21st.

Doesn't take too long, just overnight.
 
Depends on how you're feeling and I'm assuming you want a good smash.

I usually go with champagne or wine. (Cooks champagne extra brut is good) If you're gonna do wine go with Beringer white zinfandel. If you're going to go with hard liquor and she's a fan of rum my first choice would be Captain Morgan Tattoo with coke. Once you mix it you can barely taste the alcohol. I would drop you the recipe and process for skittles rum that would be a fun project for y'all to do in the future but I know you need something quick. :lol

But if y'all want that info on the skittles rum (since bitties love fruity drinks) I'll post it for you. Mixed with sprite and you're golden my G

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Didn't know rum was as cheap...

I don't drink... So I'm really copping to get her drunk...

Did a little math... And the price + percentage of alcohol for this bottle...

Was the best buy...

$16 overall... I'm good with it..
How do you do it Rickayyyyyy
man... You're seeing the end product...

Got this chicks number a month ago... And just could never find time...

Truth be told... I completely forgot... She's just a regular white chick... I didn't pressure it cuz I was feeling like it wasn't worth it...

You see this layup... But you don't see the ten other chicks that turned me down... :lol
 
Yea man alcohol isn't that expensive for the purpose you need it for. Some chicks are bottle chasers and you tell em you got a bottle and they're asking when they can come through. Especially white chicks.

Play the shot game, for every shot you take she has to take off an article of clothing and vice versa. Since you don't drink, make your shots water (be slick about it) since you got clear rum. It's cheating but you don't drink and you'll get her naked and a buzz then you smash. Ricky wins.

 
Bro..put some cheap *** bottom shelf Smirnoff vodka in a Grey Goose bottle (if you have one that's empty/almost empty) if you don't wanna spend much.

Women don't even know the difference.
 
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