joepac12
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Shoulda stayed my *** at home.....
Shoulda stayed my *** at home.....
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Anyone ever pulled off of Instagram? Curious to see if it can be done.
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Its been done
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I've done it but it was a girl I went to high school with. just made some comments, tagged her in some freaky pics and eventually exchanged contacts on fb before doing the nasty. never got at a random tho
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Russian yambs 
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I don't have a conquest story from last night, but i have a set up for a possible good night tonight.
Went out with a female homegirl who is in town for the holidays.
I don't go out in my city often but may as well get in everything before i head overseas
So we hit this irish bar watch her friend's band play. we're drinking talking. and this drunk couple comes up to us and telling us their life stories.
chick no lie looks like Colbie Smulders (how I met your mother, Maria hill Avengers) but about 5'4 120.
so shes kind of eyeing me and bumping up against me (there was more than enough room at the bar) but dude is handcuffin.
The whole time shes telling me, we're not couple, we broke up like a year ago, we just hook up from time to time, he don't love me only is like this when he's drunk yada yada yada. (shes 26, he's 34) at this point im debating being an A hole and going for the steal. or just leaving it alone. (Alcohol clouds my moral judgement). He goes to the bathroom, she's all up on me now talking, my homegirl is on the right of me gets that hating eye and grabs my arm. to like hang on me. Dude comes back and saw his girl a lot closer grabs her and they leave
sigh.... (not mad at my homegirl though)
So sitting at the bar more and i notice these 2 chicks come in and sit next to me (they had been there earlier but left). blonde hair average size chick and brunette slightly bigger. dudes coming at the blonde chick hard and shes trying to bounce them off on to the brunette chic but they treating her like the red headed step child.
Lucky for me i like brunettes. so I had accidently stepped on foot. she looked at me with that inital wtf.ouch. but when she looked up saw me (humble brag lol) she was just like damn u stepped on my foot.
Me being me, I was just like I'm sorry sweet heart and offer her my bar chair.
we start rapping, and im in honest no dambs given mode. Heres convo: (her answers will be in quotes):
I'm like look are you single? "yes, relationships suck"
They're not that bad if it's not 2 jerks "I guess you're right"
Do you have kids? "no"
good what you doing tomorrow? "going out i don't go out often " (you'sa a damn lie lol)
I'm going to give you my number and you call me if you want to have fun? "ok sounds good"
My name is ......."Tdogg, I remember , see you tomorrow"
cool be ready to have a better time than tonight.
NO DAMBS GIVEN 2014 !!!!!!
Key notes from last night (before I tell story later)
- if / when you get married give your girl sex so she doesn't have to look else where (didn't tell this side of the story but homegirl is married and not getting sex so she's on the verge of cheating but trying to fight it. .)
- when you're dating a girl and you see her all over another dude don't fall back. claim your chick
- be a gentleman but have that sense of sternness (or *******) in you to get the job done.
- shock a girl by giving your number out. (Been talked about before)
Went out with a female homegirl who is in town for the holidays.
I don't go out in my city often but may as well get in everything before i head overseas
So we hit this irish bar watch her friend's band play. we're drinking talking. and this drunk couple comes up to us and telling us their life stories.
chick no lie looks like Colbie Smulders (how I met your mother, Maria hill Avengers) but about 5'4 120.
so shes kind of eyeing me and bumping up against me (there was more than enough room at the bar) but dude is handcuffin.
The whole time shes telling me, we're not couple, we broke up like a year ago, we just hook up from time to time, he don't love me only is like this when he's drunk yada yada yada. (shes 26, he's 34) at this point im debating being an A hole and going for the steal. or just leaving it alone. (Alcohol clouds my moral judgement). He goes to the bathroom, she's all up on me now talking, my homegirl is on the right of me gets that hating eye and grabs my arm. to like hang on me. Dude comes back and saw his girl a lot closer grabs her and they leave
sigh.... (not mad at my homegirl though)
So sitting at the bar more and i notice these 2 chicks come in and sit next to me (they had been there earlier but left). blonde hair average size chick and brunette slightly bigger. dudes coming at the blonde chick hard and shes trying to bounce them off on to the brunette chic but they treating her like the red headed step child.
Lucky for me i like brunettes. so I had accidently stepped on foot. she looked at me with that inital wtf.ouch. but when she looked up saw me (humble brag lol) she was just like damn u stepped on my foot.
Me being me, I was just like I'm sorry sweet heart and offer her my bar chair.
we start rapping, and im in honest no dambs given mode. Heres convo: (her answers will be in quotes):
I'm like look are you single? "yes, relationships suck"
They're not that bad if it's not 2 jerks "I guess you're right"
Do you have kids? "no"
good what you doing tomorrow? "going out i don't go out often " (you'sa a damn lie lol)
I'm going to give you my number and you call me if you want to have fun? "ok sounds good"
My name is ......."Tdogg, I remember , see you tomorrow"
cool be ready to have a better time than tonight.
NO DAMBS GIVEN 2014 !!!!!!
Key notes from last night (before I tell story later)
- if / when you get married give your girl sex so she doesn't have to look else where (didn't tell this side of the story but homegirl is married and not getting sex so she's on the verge of cheating but trying to fight it. .)
- when you're dating a girl and you see her all over another dude don't fall back. claim your chick
- be a gentleman but have that sense of sternness (or *******) in you to get the job done.
- shock a girl by giving your number out. (Been talked about before)
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joepac12
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All da time
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Pullin off Instagram is easier than ever before now because of IG Direct.
301216baller
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I went to go see wolf on Wall Street yesterday with a yamb I met last week while volunteering at a food bank..we kicked it off well since we knew alot of mutual ppl and the guy who introduced us is a close friend to both of our families...over the phone she seemed cool but when we met up shorty's personality was dry as hell..she kept giving me 1 word answers to everything..then it looked like for a minute she wanted to go to sleep...I told her if she goes to sleep im going to take her home or I'm going to leave you here after that she was all over me the rest of the movie laying on my chest and rubbing my leg...once the movie ended i dropped her off at home..this chick gonna text me i enjoyed my time with you tonite..I replied I'm glad you did and deleted her number lol
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You took a chick to a movie for a first date? I'm not seeing the win in this story
301216baller
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it wasn't a win story lol
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- Mar 22, 2003
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I straight dirtbagged it last night.
STRAIGHT.
STRAIGHT.
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Nothing wrong with taking a chick to a movie for a first date as long as you include dinner and/or drinks
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Movie>bar>panties
60% of the time, it works everytime
60% of the time, it works everytime
- Mar 22, 2003
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Having her to the pad > EVERYTHING.
Some of yall put too much into the game.
Some of yall put too much into the game.
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Once they in the crib the game is over that's obvious, I thought we was talking date ideas.
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If she takes you to her house, how do y'all deal with roommates or housemates?
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Obviously but there are some chicks who like to front about giving it up
And hell I don't do it often but sometimes I enjoy some good female company at a movie or dinner.
Been on a couple dates the last few months and didn't smash either but not even tripping bc I enjoyed myself. Smashing isn't everything (blasphemy I know)
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Debatable, debatable, debatable. On all fronts.
I've of course had girls say, "I have rules against hanging out at a guys house first time."
With that I say... Let's meet up for a drink and then smoke hookah at the compound.
Simple.
This dating stuff is mehh to me.
- Mar 22, 2003
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All matters on the situation...
What time it is, what they are doing etc etc...
They usually introduce you and head into their room. But I have had drinks with them and made conversation.
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Well I only go on actual dates with chicks that I think might have long term potential. That's why I don't do it often
I'm not taking girls on dates for the sole purpose of smashing
I do need to invest in a hookah though
I'll see if Yambi wants to go half on it
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