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Originally Posted by thekryptonite
then you got Aunt May, man'd by a man.
What's wrong with aunt may? You acting like she's not what's keeping that marvel universe together! Think about it. If aunt may didn't existthen peter would probably never get a home cooked meal. Which means that he would not get all of his vitamins & nutrients. Which means he wouldn't bestrong enough to take down the green goblin next time he comes around. Which means the green goblin would get super sexual powers and take over the world! Thenhe would blow the world to pieces! So next time you wanna bad mouth aunt may, think about it twice before you open your mouth. Because if it weren't forher pie, marcel wouldn't exist!