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The only reason I would like to be a teacher. These kids would get all the points
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Those are great 
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OP, can I get the link? Thanks!
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Most of these answers are actually creative. It's sad the school system basically stomps this kind of creativity out
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reminds me of when my friend in the 7th grade answered a question asking which of the two is correct? he put "yes"
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I love these, because I swear I'm one of those kids who do the same.
I am not a test taker, and I normally tend to come up with funny answers for the hell of it. Thanks OP!
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One of my friends in middle school was asked whats the capital of Utah? He said the Jazz.
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#15
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number 30 got me....was scrolling and saw the eye of sauron in the line graph and bust out laughing
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no problem man.
i was in tears man. he even drew fire at the end of the graph.
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Best answers. Those were worth some kind of credit.
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ive done this myself.
i was angry during a test in my graduate class. it was a physiology test.
i cant remember the EXACT question but it was something like " bob is on an airplane and has the munchies. so he eats some oreos. if u put a radioactive tracer in the oreos. where in his body would the tracer show up AND WHY?"
my answer was: it would show up in the adipose tissue. cuz oreos make u fat
i think i was suppose to answer about the pathway from sugar to fat, glycolysis, lipids and all that nonsense, cuz it was in the metabolism part of the test, but i aint feel like writing all that stuff
I got a B
i was angry during a test in my graduate class. it was a physiology test.
i cant remember the EXACT question but it was something like " bob is on an airplane and has the munchies. so he eats some oreos. if u put a radioactive tracer in the oreos. where in his body would the tracer show up AND WHY?"
my answer was: it would show up in the adipose tissue. cuz oreos make u fat
i think i was suppose to answer about the pathway from sugar to fat, glycolysis, lipids and all that nonsense, cuz it was in the metabolism part of the test, but i aint feel like writing all that stuff
I got a B
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My dude said China when they were in Japan lmao Realize he went through three english teachers in the course of a few months
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I would like to meet Peter Nguyen and shake his hand
My mans made it to honors english and wrote a report about Walt Whitman's "Ode to ******ry"
My mans made it to honors english and wrote a report about Walt Whitman's "Ode to ******ry"
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Being a Teacher myself fellas, There were these two kids going at it verbally insulting each other......one student tells the other........you look like a raurus........everyones like raurus???????? student looks at me and says, Sir these guys dont know what a raurus is...........I reply, I dont either whats a raurus........
student replies........ the animals at the zoo with the horn around their nose........im like.........you mean a rhinoceros???
Last week Im taking role in my class, and a student asks..........."sir, theres a d at the end of the word noun right"? ........"Im like what?......there is no d it ends in N."
funny thing is these are all Seniors in HS
student replies........ the animals at the zoo with the horn around their nose........im like.........you mean a rhinoceros???
Last week Im taking role in my class, and a student asks..........."sir, theres a d at the end of the word noun right"? ........"Im like what?......there is no d it ends in N."
funny thing is these are all Seniors in HS
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I was taking a physics test my junior year of high school and I had no idea how to solve one of the questions so I wrote " I'm not sure what the answer is but I love you Dr.Hood" and she gave me a few points for that question.
Same teacher use to give out points if you drew palm trees on her test and quizzes cause it reminded her of Hawaii(I think she went to school there)
Same teacher use to give out points if you drew palm trees on her test and quizzes cause it reminded her of Hawaii(I think she went to school there)
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yo i laughed hard
ahh eye of sauron. ok
ahh eye of sauron. ok
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That walrus tho
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