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During winter time I always get a bad cough. This causes me to cough excessively in class during, what seems to be the most quiet moments in class. I be tryinng to hold it in, or suppress little coughs into one hard cough.
Once in class during lecture, i was holding it back and tried swallowing spit to cure the itchiness in my throat and choked to the point where i could not breath regular. My eyes began turning red and tearing up. I could not help but cough uncontrollably. People started turning around, so I make a quick exit out of class to get water and dry my face off. Mind you this is like my 5th time leaving class. I get out and see my ex that broke up with me because she was depressed and tried to commit suicide. This is my first time seeing her in about a month. So she looks up at me all puzzled and lost. I was so embarrassed from the class situation and her seeing me like that, I half smile and say "Look who decided she wanted to live". Her face was priceless.
This reminds me of my very first college class ever. I walk into this big auditorium, probably like 100 people in there already taking notes while the professor was lecturing, and I was a little early so I didn't know what was going on. I walk to the back to sit down and once I sit down I see the projector slides and realize I'm in the wrong class. Before I could get up to leave, the professor sees me, and goes, "WELL, since you missed the start of class about a half hour ago, NOW, you can introduce yourself like everyone else did." EVERYONE is looking at me and I'm like, "ok?" So she goes, "Please tell us your name, where you're from, and something interesting about yourself." I gave my name, hometown, and then for something interesting about myself I said, "and I think that I'm in the wrong class." And she asked me what I thought the class was and obviously it wasn't her class. It was really embarrassing/awkward because she was so pissed at me
this dude has to be a troll. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOi had a similar incident. i hate public speaking. espiecually introducing myself.
My name is Dajon, im from Boston and i like to play basketball.
I had someone remember me from elementary school (!). She was like "Hey, isn't your name ... ?" "... Yea" "Do you remember me from ... grade?" "Um, yea."
One time I was getting mopped off on the air tram at Six Flags in Jersey.. As my girl is doing her thing I see a tram coming from the opposite side of the park. As it approaches I see its a mom, dad and their kid who must have been like 10.. I tried to play it off smooth as if nothing was happening so I just looked at them with a smile as their tram passed by. All three of them were staring bc my girls head kept popping up and disappearing. I didnt wanna tell her to stop for obvious reasons.. That might have been the akwardest 10 seconds ever.
I'm blatant with staring at chests too. Never got cursed out or smacked for it yet. .i cry everytime bros