The Official NBA Season Thread: I’m like Jayson Tatum in the Olympics I'm not playing

[N41D]

If the Knicks want to be contenders next year. This is gonna need to happen. We need shooters. How about a Poole party of a shooter
Do it Leon

The streets need this

Aside from the fact Jordan Poole's not a good shooter.

 

[Arthur Shelby]

 

[WASHED KING]

Are you posting it if the warriors lose or if the Lakers win a chip? What are the contingencies?

GS loses to the Lakers I'm dropping it.

This is my chip.

 

[trynafeelmink]

that finals run got them high on hopium
120+mil for CP
150 for bahamian bargnani

 

[lovehateself]

Ice Spice would get pregnant if that happens.

everyone in the bronx getting a baby and a lot of dollar slices

 

[lovehateself]

The Klutch x MLGA 2nd round victory parade gonna be funny as hell when the Lakers eventually get eliminated anyways

this is title contender bihness

 

[MVP]

this is title contender bihness

That's all ALA got wishing on a downfall while their squads getting the beats put to them.

 

[addict4sneakers]

Surgical summer. We're going to peel this back layer by layer. Everyone gets' their own section. Going from those with the least to most transgressions. The last section is dedicated just to addict4sneakers and antidope for getting me banned for a month last summer.

This is the opener.

First off I want to thank God, Lebron Raymone James, Gloria James, Savannah and Meth for without them none of this would have been possible. I have been able to witness the GOAT take the court in the NBA and shared in his accomplishments with my fellow Brothers in Bron on NT and for that I will be forever grateful.

We’re here because I WASHED KING, have been joked, ridiculed and imprisoned because I did not bend the knee to their Fraudulent favorites the GSW. I was called a NBA fan and NT poster who can not be taken seriously due to my takes. They laughed at my allegiance to KLUTCH and even discredited my basketball knowledge. To prove my takes being correct and to fight these allegations I created a folder on my desktop to store screenshots of other users I could use at later dates during arguments. Inspired by @JD617 and @RustyShackleford post 2020 election.There was no animosity behind it, no later plans for the innocent new folder on my desktop. Little did I know what it would become.

Golden State proceeds to go on another run fueled by injuries to their opposition and terrible play by the Celtics in the Finals I am banned for a month due to a wager I made with the leaders of the anti-Washed Brigade addict4sneakers and antidope . (Bigger sections on these two soon to come). After the championship parade I am not allowed to discuss any basketball on NT for a whole month. They celebrate my loss, and dance on my grave. Other members even jump in to take their jabs as well. They kick me while I’m down like the front running ***** they are. But it’s nothing I can do. They post memes and jokes about the folder being useless. You would think it would stop after the parade and I’m banned? Nope they @ me even though I can’t respond. Spitting in my face.

During that month I thought about how Bron must’ve felt after 2011, and what he would have me do. I look at that folder icon on my desktop and I notice another notification from addict4sneakers @ me 3 times in a celebratory post with that waffle colored fraud. And something inside me snapped. At that moment I decided not only was I going to return to the NBA thread after my ban, I was going to double down. I was going to turn this folder into the biggest collection of anti-Lebron, ALA, pro-Steph propaganda NT has ever seen. And when GS flames out. I’m going to collect what’s rightfully mine.

Revenge.

This is what this is. Everyone gets their turn on the Summer Jam screen. Saving the best for last.


EXHIBIT A.) Pitiful Knicks fan Coupe’ It.

WHAT KIND OF FAN FICTION

 

[clyde the glide]

DeAndre Jordan 2.0?

But with the opposite skill set lol. Combine the two u got one hell of a center

 

[trynafeelmink]

The Klutch x MLGA 2nd round victory parade gonna be funny as hell when the Lakers eventually get eliminated anyways

 

[trynafeelmink]

That's all ALA got wishing on a downfall while their squads getting the beats put to them.

Once they put the kill shot in the Shein Lakers, Everyone favorite doughboy gettin packed up next

 

[rolaholic]

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

Surgical summer. We're going to peel this back layer by layer. Everyone gets' their own section. Going from those with the least to most transgressions. The last section is dedicated just to addict4sneakers and antidope for getting me banned for a month last summer.

This is the opener.

First off I want to thank God, Lebron Raymone James, Gloria James, Savannah and Meth for without them none of this would have been possible. I have been able to witness the GOAT take the court in the NBA and shared in his accomplishments with my fellow Brothers in Bron on NT and for that I will be forever grateful.

We’re here because I WASHED KING, have been joked, ridiculed and imprisoned because I did not bend the knee to their Fraudulent favorites the GSW. I was called a NBA fan and NT poster who can not be taken seriously due to my takes. They laughed at my allegiance to KLUTCH and even discredited my basketball knowledge. To prove my takes being correct and to fight these allegations I created a folder on my desktop to store screenshots of other users I could use at later dates during arguments. Inspired by @JD617 and @RustyShackleford post 2020 election.There was no animosity behind it, no later plans for the innocent new folder on my desktop. Little did I know what it would become.

Golden State proceeds to go on another run fueled by injuries to their opposition and terrible play by the Celtics in the Finals I am banned for a month due to a wager I made with the leaders of the anti-Washed Brigade addict4sneakers and antidope . (Bigger sections on these two soon to come). After the championship parade I am not allowed to discuss any basketball on NT for a whole month. They celebrate my loss, and dance on my grave. Other members even jump in to take their jabs as well. They kick me while I’m down like the front running ***** they are. But it’s nothing I can do. They post memes and jokes about the folder being useless. You would think it would stop after the parade and I’m banned? Nope they @ me even though I can’t respond. Spitting in my face.

During that month I thought about how Bron must’ve felt after 2011, and what he would have me do. I look at that folder icon on my desktop and I notice another notification from addict4sneakers @ me 3 times in a celebratory post with that waffle colored fraud. And something inside me snapped. At that moment I decided not only was I going to return to the NBA thread after my ban, I was going to double down. I was going to turn this folder into the biggest collection of anti-Lebron, ALA, pro-Steph propaganda NT has ever seen. And when GS flames out. I’m going to collect what’s rightfully mine.

Revenge.

This is what this is. Everyone gets their turn on the Summer Jam screen. Saving the best for last.


EXHIBIT A.) Pitiful Knicks fan Coupe’ It.

this is gold

 

[antidope]

Top billing and our own section in a manifesto addict4sneakers

INFLUENCE

 

[picasso swerve]

Truthfully all jokes aside the Dubs arent gonna fold, think they take tonight. Game 6 though? Eh Lebby dont wanna go back to Chase. He gonna end it there.

 

[reconic supreme]

Suns really are a modern version of the 1960’s Lakers with Jerry West and Elgin Baylor lol

 

[WASHED KING]

WHAT KIND OF FAN FICTION

I have a screenshot as a reference for everything I say.

The gaslighting ends.

 

[Coupé It]

Aww, this one had to hurt then

 

[Moheezy]

He won a title, and the only title in franchise history. Not many GMs across the league that can even say that, regardless of whatever misgivings you might point out. I also think that there’s the business aspect to consider when you’re criticizing him for not tanking + the difficulty of getting players to willingly come to Toronto.

This is exactly what I mean by him being immune to criticism. You won a title 4 years ago therefore you can do no wrong.

I’m not saying he’s a bad GM, he’s a great GM but hasn’t done a great job building this team in the last two years.

This “business decision” you speak of is exactly why trading for picks and maximizing your return is important. I don’t think players singing here is a bad as it was 10 years ago, but your best bet is to still draft, develop and/ or trade.

Not tanking means you don’t get high picks and not trading means you let players walk for nothing. So what? You sign? Your logic supports my argument.

 

[Moheezy]

If Jokic is able to keep this up and win a title he might have a case for the GOAT playoff run. Averaging close to a 30 PT triple double on historical efficiency.

I would love to see a Joker vs Embiid finals matchup. The Lakers are looking tough though.

 

[smedroc]

If Jokic is able to keep this up and win a title he might have a case for the GOAT playoff run. Averaging close to a 30 PT triple double on historical efficiency.

If he can run through the Lakers next round and Sixers in the finals EYE will be onboard.

 

[reconic supreme]

K. Love being top 10 in defensive rating was not on my bingo card (though Knicks offense stinks lol)

 

[WASHED KING]

Aww, this one had to hurt then

Not really.

Your posts are needed however and I thank you for your contribution.

 

[sohi 23]

Jokic taking down AD and Embiid to win a title would be something crazy.

On some Bill Walton on the Blazers ****.

 

[pmatic]

K. Love being top 10 in defensive rating was not on my bingo card (though Knicks offense stinks lol)

He's sharing all his minutes with Bam and Jimmy so it's not a surprise it's low.