The Official NBA Season Thread: I’m like Jayson Tatum in the Olympics I'm not playing

[youngwolf]

He gives off BJ from Righteous Gemstones vibes.

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

YOU CANT MAKE THIS **** UP

THEY TRADE AND SIGN 6 CENTERS EVERY OFF SEASON

I'll take Maxwell Lewis or Miller pls though

 

[T0INE]

God damnit I missed out on all these moms. Was watching the ABC broadcast listening to Fat Joe and SAS bore me to death. Felt robbed since the draft started

You worked yourself into a serious shoot.

The minute EYE saw Screamin' A and his salmon suit on the ABC coverage switched it to ESPN's expeditously.

 

[lynchpin33]

That stop in the paint pivot pump fake gets everyone. Jimmy Butler and Brunson make a living off it.

Jaquez about to feast off it too

It was all good until Boston and Denver stopped falling for it. Not biting on it is what caused him to turn it over at the end of game 5 of the finals. He had no where to go. And he travled as well.

Both the VanGundys called it out multiple times during the telecasts.

He killed the Knicks and Bucks with it though.

 

[lovehateself]

Don’t get this

Traded Bertans
Gonna lose C wood might lose Powell

While still having McGee on the roster

 

[Moheezy]

Brandon Miller, Emeka Okafor, Michael Kidd Gilchrist

What do they all have in common?

Yup. They were all drafted #2 my Michael Jordan.

RIP Miller

 

[elpablo21]

Forgot all about Holmes

 

[Arthur Shelby]

 

[pmatic]

Who do they have in mind if they aren't interested in re-signing Barnes???

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

If we did a redraft where would the moms go?

 

[storm2006]

He gives off BJ from Righteous Gemstones vibes.

Omg. I can’t unsee this now. Mans going to show up to summer league in a romper

 

[HIM]

OMax’s mom

 

[gregory house]

Who do they have in mind if they aren't interested in re-signing Barnes???

Kuzma

 

[elpablo21]

Conspiracy me says the league told ESPN/him to stop ruining the draft.

Man found a loophole lmao

 

[sole searchin]

Change the thread name.

NBA moms.

 

[storm2006]

Who do they have in mind if they aren't interested in re-signing Barnes???

They are going to enter the Matrix

 

[pmatic]

Who do they have in mind if they aren't interested in re-signing Barnes???

Kuzma now that I think about it.

 

[RustyShackleford]

why r u defending her so hard??!?!?!?!??

How I'm I defending

I am pointing out observable reality. People get upset at her reading a script

Why really y'all got an issue with me making a joke about what are essentially sassy petty comments

 

[RustyShackleford]

The TrailBlazers are antifamily

 

[big j 33]

If we did a redraft where would the moms go?

2nd behind Vic

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

 

[QU!K]

Dog hurry the f up

 

[elpablo21]

3 hours and the 1st round aint even done yet

I get this is a spectacle but Jesus

 

[CJMcfly26]

After the 33rd pick I’m calling it a night.

 

[youngthundercat]

Another fire moms