The Official NBA Season Thread: I’m like Jayson Tatum in the Olympics I'm not playing

[Benny Hinn]

congrats on the career pivot and move my guy.

if you’re looking for a more suburban spot, Mountain View, Campbell and Sunnyvale are relatively affordable cities (for the south bay) that are easily accessible to most places within SC county.

Been thinking about moving to Sunnyvale at the end of the year. Money would be good but really don’t want to be surrounded by bum *** 9er, Dubs, and Giants fans

 

[dman14]

Welp. We may be opening up the Intuit dome with a tank-level squad.

Jason preston era

 

[moe200069]

Orlando has an obsession with light skin guards.

so do the warriors. dubs' draft strategy:

light skin
shorter than 6'4"
point/shooting guard tweener

 

[antidope]

This was crazy too. IDK what you do about this though.

 

[picasso swerve]

Still not sold on Wemby, from a durability standpoint. Them frames 99% of the time dont work out.

 

[moe200069]

a sports betting agency reaping the rewards of misleading bettors and then saying it wasn't intentional.. color me shocked

 

[picasso swerve]

Dillon Brooks would be awful for them young cats in Houston.

 

[RustyShackleford]

This accurate af

Might be the most accurate meme ever created.

As you know, I have already had my struggles with women on this issue...

Since the pandemic is easing I know my girlfriend is gonna start having her homegirls come by once a week to drink wine, talk about life, and **** on men

Besides all the other ridiculous things they say, those women got no love in their hearts for short men. One time I had a whole argument with them because they asked about my height. I said a little over 5'11". Then they all agreed that they thought I was taller than that, but since I said 5'11" and some change, I must be lying and be closer to 5'9". I told them that makes no damn sense.

It escalated to the point I drove to Home Depot to buy a measuring tape. When I confirmed I was in fact was telling the truth I hit them with "ok, now let me measure y'all. I wanna see how many of you 5'4-6" women demanding a 6' 2" brotha even reach 5"2". And all I get in return is crickets, and demands that "their hair counts"

So let them fools come back around, if I hear one peep about any of our vertically challenged kings, I'm running out the bedroom like...

 

[N41D]

Dillon Brooks would be awful for them young cats in Houston.

All that money and they're gonna introduce Dillon Brooks to Thompson, KPJ and Jalen Green...

I refuse to believe it.

Go get some grown ups for that room.

 

[finessence]

All that money and they're gonna introduce Dillon Brooks to Thompson, KPJ and Jalen Green...

I refuse to believe it.

Go get some grown ups for that room.

Grown men like Draymond who gone snuff them out?

 

[N41D]

Grown men like Draymond who gone snuff them out?

If I'm them?

It aint even Harden, either.

Go try and steal Brook and Middleton. Go talk to FVV. I'd rather pay Bruce Brown whatever money you'd give Brooks.

 

[antidope]

Might be the most accurate meme ever created.

As you know, I have already had my struggles with women on this issue...

I respect this level of commitment. Few things better than being right.

 

[addict4sneakers]

RESTRAINING ORDER

 

[elpablo21]

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Blazers GM

Dame like "I don't want a trade unless they trade me"

Blazers like "He hasn't asked for a trade so we won't trade him"

Waste of damn time.

 

[RustyShackleford]

RESTRAINING ORDER

If that is a permanent tattoo, someone gotta sit Zion down and make him watch this joint...

Then make Zion hire extra security. That man in danger

 

[datznasty]

Isnt Houston below the salary floor so they have to take on or create some salary or face penalties or does that not kick in yet?

 

[elpablo21]

Ana Foxx would have never done this

 

[picasso swerve]

Imma say thats cap, unless theres video of him actually tattooing it she just extending her 15 min.

 

[ill steelo]

96 guard minutes.

Simons, Dame, Scoot, Sharpe.

I don’t understand.

 

[pmatic]

 

[lovehateself]

Ol girl gon burn the smoothie center to the ground

 

[picasso swerve]

Dude prolly funny af after being clowned a ton for his last name.

 

[RustyShackleford]

This man finna be a legend in Da 6.

 

[D StaXX]

Yeah that can't be real. I'm not believing anything that bird does. Although she is stupid enough to do it. She just wants attention.