The Official Off-Season NBA Thread

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When you sitting with the fellas roasting and the wrong person laugh

'Ay bruh...I knowwwwww you not laughing you ollll flabby neck, still eating ya boogers, pee pee pants man....'

 

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He looking like one of them old *** Dapper Dan ****** at the park

 

[g-time]

Man is rent free lol

 

[ill steelo]

Redacted

 

[nick.]

TikTok - Make Your Day

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didn't know Vincent Van Goat was a woman

 

[Moheezy]

Watching Anfernee Simons break out this year gives me hope that Coby White will figure it out in the next 2 years.

 

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Jacket sexy af

 

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He’s legit getting something eventually. At one point he was just the guy who got slapped by Braylon Edwards

He got slapped by braylon?

Did he ask braylon wanted happened at the park at 2am with that man?

 

[addict4sneakers]

????

 

[pmatic]

He's gonna return at the same time as KD.

 

[lawdog1]

He's gonna return at the same time as KD.

Which is going to make them basically like a new team heading into the playoffs. Definitely going to be interesting to see how it all plays out.

 

[freeze]

Told y'all he ain't playing march 10.

He's so P.

 

[addict4sneakers]

He's gonna return at the same time as KD.

What a wimp

 

[lawdog1]

Ouch, Russ.

 

[blakep267]

Told y'all he ain't playing march 10.

He's so P.

March 10th is 3 weeks away

 

[geno90221]

March 10th is 3 weeks away

It’s 2 weeks away

 

[amitt5504]

He's gonna return at the same time as KD.

Nah KD was gonna be back next week. When someone says “weeks” away, it’s always in the 5-6 week span, never 1-2. If that was the case they would’ve said “Early March”

Even then he’s ducking the March 10th game. He ain’t tryna see BigFendi looking all dapper

 

[art vandelay]

I thought Kevin Wayne was returning like right after ASB

 

[nick.]

 

[storm2006]

I thought Kevin Wayne was returning like right after ASB

I was going to ask about KD’s return date in here. I saw a commercial on ESPN this AM hyping up “Durant vs Giannis” on ABC Primetime this Saturday. They are usually good about making sure to include only active players eem last year when it was like Schröder vs Reggie Jackson so I was wondering if there was news that KD would be back this week

 

[getback]

He's gonna return at the same time as KD.

[Winfield] From his article this morning: “Durant is expected to return from his MCL sprain in at least 1 of the first 3 games out of the break, if not the first 2.”​

 

[ill steelo]

He got slapped by braylon?

Did he ask braylon wanted happened at the park at 2am with that man?

Actually it turns out Bron has multiple tiny homies & I got them mixed up. Lemme edit my OG post

 

[Based Jesus]

Just watched the season 3 finale of Succession. Premium TV. Mindblwon.

Based Jesus let me know when you watch it, in 2031. Gotta discuss it with someone.

2031 might be tough but I'll try

 

[pmatic]

 

[nick.]

is that Wizards one pink with cherry blossoms on the side?