The Oscars: 2024's 96th Academy Awards, 7:00pm March 10th ABC

[Master Zik]

I hate to be “that guy” but I really truly wonder what Patrice O’neal would have said about this.

No need, go ahead and be that guy

I feel like Patrice would have a scathing take for all 3 of them.

Will for smacking him and all the **** he's taken leading up to that, Jada for being a ho and visibly a bad wife/partner, and Chris for taking that slap and continuing the show.

Cuz I know Patrice would've turned the Oscars in to a roast until his mic got cut off.

 

[dwalk31]

Chris Rock is not going to sue Will Smith.

He's not ***** made like that.

Suing and getting millions after you eat a slap on live tv is weak?

At the very least, use the settlement to donate to anger management causes and other therapy to address similar issues.

 

[getback]

Chris Rock is not going to sue Will Smith.

He's not ***** made like that.

And especially because if he settled he’d probably have to sign an agreement and never be able publicly speak on it.

He should milk this for all it’s worth.

 

[IATT]

Cuz I know Patrice would've turned the Oscars in to a roast until his mic got cut off.

i feel pretty safe assuming Patrice aint just going stand there hands behind his back grinning while some dude rolled up on him after he cracked a joke on his wife

that part, ill never understand

 

[Master Zik]

Suing and getting millions after you eat a slap on live tv is weak?

At the very least, use the settlement to donate to anger management causes and other therapy to address similar issues.

Its as ***** made as it comes.

Chris aint cut from that cloth though. Same reason he didn't press charges.

But sure he got time to prove me wrong.

 

[aepps20]

Will Smith is not a good dude.

Yall ****** got bamboozled.

Good dudes don't dabble with scientology and contemplate murder.

The idea Will is caught up cuz of Jada's p is crazy

He's a scumbag. You can't tell me that slap was his first time. I loved the slap. LOVED IT IN EVERY WAY. I like when vilians get exposed. Will was never the clean cut Fresh Prince. He is the cursing rough around the edges Fresh Prince we see now. Only thing is that I wish he would've slapt Christopher then proceeded to clown Jaden and Jada. The reason I'm a HUGE TRUMP supporter is that he is a bad guy, Will is a bad guy, Christopher is a bad guy, Jada is a bad lady. SCUMS.

 

[dwalk31]

Its as ***** made as it comes.

Chris aint cut from that cloth though. Same reason he didn't press charges.

But sure he got time to prove me wrong.

I get not pressing charges. But suing different.

 

[Deleted member 37467]

Cuz I know Patrice would've turned the Oscars in to a roast until his mic got cut off.

Thing is, Will would've never in a million years stepped to Patrice in that manner.

It's easy to be a tough guy when the dude you're walking up to is 2 or 3 weight classes below you.

 

[brendasdeadbaby]

I hate to be “that guy” but I really truly wonder what Patrice O’neal would have said about this.

He would have roasted will and jada into oblivion every chance he got

 

[Master Zik]

i feel pretty safe assuming Patrice aint just going stand there hands behind his back grinning while some dude rolled up on him after he cracked a joke on his wife

that part, ill never understand

Well it depends which Patrice we talking about.

At his healthiest, he probably attacks Will back but all other forms don't got it to attempt a fight with Will Smith. That just turns in to ugly *** whooping.

Better for Patrice to degrade Will and his family until escorted off stage

Chris made a joke right after. Patrice would've said Did this mother****er really just slap me and walk off?.... **** you Will Smith and that bald headed *****......

 

[Zainjal26]

 

[freeze]

Wonder what will would've done if Wanda Sykes told that jokes. She has roast game too.

Will so P.

Honestly, this technically should put a neon target on Jada back. Open season for comics to roast her now.

 

[freeze]

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Chris made a joke right after. Patrice would've said Did this mother****er really just slap me and walk off?.... **** you Will Smith and that peanut-head *****......

fixed for accuracy

 

[Zainjal26]

 

[Master Zik]

Thing is, Will would've never in a million years stepped to Patrice in that manner.

It's easy to be a tough guy when the dude you're walking up to is 2 or 3 weight classes below you.

Eh, why not?

Patrice O'Neal aint intimidating.

Most of yall running with the narrative that Will snapped. When you snap you not picking and choosing who you attack.

Now if you think Will chose Chris thinking he's not likely to hit back or something that just says something about how Will thinks of Chris (and apparently most of yall).

I think of Patrice O'Neal and I don't see Will Smith having a hard time approaching him and smacking him in the face.

But I dunno maybe this is about yall thinking or framing Will as a bully picking on the little guy. Thing is most comedians are frail and/or out of shape so there's really not a lot of exceptions or reasons to feel they're a physical threat.

 

[IATT]

Well it depends which Patrice we talking about.

At his healthiest, he probably attacks Will back but all other forms don't got it to attempt a fight with Will Smith. That just turns in to ugly *** whooping.

Better for Patrice to degrade Will and his family until escorted off stage

Chris made a joke right after. Patrice would've said Did this mother****er really just slap me and walk off?.... **** you Will Smith and that bald headed *****......

i ain’t even talking about fighting dude.. it’s this shh I don’t get, like what you thought will was coming up there for

 

[Master Zik]

Wonder what will would've done if Wanda Sykes told that jokes. She has roast game too.

Will so P.

Honestly, this technically should put a neon target on Jada back. Open season for comics to roast her now.

Wait

Will Smith isn't attacking a woman. Any woman.

How is he p if he doesn't attack Wanda Sykes?

If he had hit her he wouldn't have been p?

 

[osh kosh bosh]

Eh, why not?

Patrice O'Neal aint intimidating.

Most of yall running with the narrative that Will snapped. When you snap you not picking and choosing who you attack.

Now if you think Will chose Chris thinking he's not likely to hit me back or something that just says something about how Will thinks of Chris (and apparently most of yall).

I think of Patrice O'Neal and I don't see Will Smith having a hard time approaching him and smacking him in the face.

But I dunno maybe this is about yall thinking or framing Will as a bully picking on the little guy. Thing is most comedians are frail and/or out of shape so there's really not a lot of exceptions.

Patrice was like 6-5 300+ pounds?

yah Will sitting right in his seat and chuckinling like the rest of the crowd.

 

[Zainjal26]

i ain’t even talking about fighting dude.. it’s this shh I don’t get, like what you thought will was coming up there for

Don’t think Chris thought he would smack the **** out of him .

 

[jape]

didn’t watch all of the video

but my problem with most comedians opinions right now is they want a safe space to say some unsafe shh

that whole no boundaries thing gotta go a lot of ways

got some of them out chere talking about being triggered and other BS

but this was the best take I saw on it from a comedian

I actually think rock is going to do exactly this
He already does this a lot in his stand ups

 

[Deleted member 37467]

I think of Patrice O'Neal and I don't see Will Smith having a hard time approaching him and smacking him in the face.

I must be thinking of a different Patrice O'Neal.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Wonder what will would've done if Wanda Sykes told that jokes. She has roast game too.

Will so P.

Honestly, this technically should put a neon target on Jada back. Open season for comics to roast her now.

Of course he wouldn't have hit a woman man.

 

[Master Zik]

Patrice was like 6-5 300+ pounds?

yah Will sitting right in his seat and chuckinling like the rest of the crowd.

Patrice O'Neal was 300 pounds of diabetes man. Like what are we talking about right now?

Since when are fat ppl physical threats in anything close to a fight?

I don't think Patrice would've just let Will walk up on him to get slapped though but its not like he's some bob and weaving master either.

I must be thinking of a different Patrice O'Neal.

You must be thinking of a thinner and younger Patrice I guess. Like when he "attacked" Marc Maron

 

[IATT]

I actually think rock is going to do exactly this
He already does this a lot in his stand ups

as I said above, he should apologize for that single aspect

and roast the hell out of them for all the other shh.. say some self deprecating shh about getting slapped.. and then continue with the roast

whole lot of available material outside of her hair