the thread about nothing...

[coldcity]

Bruh this girl is a certified thot.
She texted me asking if I was busy.
Then after some texting she asked, "when are we gonna have sex?"
I call my boy up, and he tells me that I smanged her a couple hours ago.
This filthy jawn was trying to have my boy and I back to back in the same day.
That's like wrestling Ric flair, then calling Arn Anderson up for a match.
That's like fighting Floyd Mayweather, then asking for a shot with Tyson in 88'.
Like, ain't you had enough savagery for one day?
I don't know whether to be flattered or disgusted.

maybe ya boy didnt put in wk & she thinks you can




































or shes just a ***

 

[bayyrd]

Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

 

[aalisupreme]

On some real, I need to relax if I'm gonna do it ,my boy's infamous 

for having the anaconda, I lowkey get sick of hearing him talk about it.

So I have to be on my a-game.

I'm more known for a CelticsPride type of game.

 

[aalisupreme]

He told me the yambs were wack, tight but wack.

 

[lburna8484]

For real, though. 13 years later, I still

after listening to Ether.

Ether was hands down the best diss song imo. 

 

 

[coldcity]

On some real, I need to relax if I'm gonna do it ,my boy's infamous 
for having the anaconda, I lowkey get sick of hearing him talk about it.
So I have to be on my a-game.
I'm more known for a CelticsPride type of game.

 

[aalisupreme]

I understand the gifs bruh, but I still have some insecurities.

I'm small by no means, a little above average even but I ain't carrying major wood.

That's why I need to come down, if I let this get to my head I won't be able to perform.

 

[dabottom305]

About to hit up BurgerFi as soon as I leave work.

Is that place like Elevation Burger?

I'd say it's slightly better than Shake Shack

 

[coldcity]

I understand the gifs bruh, but I still have some insecurities.
I'm small by no means, a little above average even but I ain't carrying major wood.
That's why I need to come down, if I let this get to my head I won't be able to perform.

stop it 5

 

[7thave btn 31stn33rd st]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell am I reading?

 

[7thave btn 31stn33rd st]

I'd say it's slightly better than Shake Shack

Bold statement. It must be tried if that's the case.

 

[aalisupreme]

@ColdCity  I'm trying to calm down, but it's difficult right now.

I'm literally lifting weights to get the jitters out.

I told her we'd go for it next week though.

 

[coldcity]

@ColdCity
 I'm trying to calm down, but it's difficult right now.
I'm literally lifting weights to get the jitters out.
I told her we'd go for it next week though.

once she tightens back up huh

 

[dabottom305]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell am I reading?

Sometimes I just don't know...

 

[dabottom305]

@ColdCity
 I'm trying to calm down, but it's difficult right now.
I'm literally lifting weights to get the jitters out.
I told her we'd go for it next week though.

once she tightens back up huh

He's afraid to drown lol

 

[bayyrd]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell am I reading?

T
M
I

 

[7thave btn 31stn33rd st]

My dude got performance anxiety, everyone been there.

 

[bayyrd]

About to hit up BurgerFi as soon as I leave work.

The one in aventura?

 

[aalisupreme]

I love ya'll man. 

I got her sending me a playboy nude spread right now though.

 

[dabottom305]

About to hit up BurgerFi as soon as I leave work.

The one in aventura?

I wish, I'm over by the one near A1A and Commercial. Right across the street from the beach.

 

[bayyrd]

SNAP!

 

[had pants]

 

[dabottom305]

I love ya'll man. 
I got her sending me a playboy nude spread right now though.

Before you smash her fap, that way you won't have to come up with excuses to tell her why you couldn't perform.

 

[bravo]

 

i got u homie

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[broncos19dm]

Pause

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