the thread about nothing...

 
i got u homie
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I'm above average whoadie.

You funny though.
 
I've never had a bad performance, but I get very nervous/giddy when I know

I'm about to get some box.
 
Bruh this girl is a certified thot.
She texted me asking if I was busy.
Then after some texting she asked, "when are we gonna have sex?"
I call my boy up, and he tells me that I smanged her a couple hours ago.
This filthy jawn was trying to have my boy and I back to back in the same day.
That's like wrestling Ric flair, then calling Arn Anderson up for a match.
That's like fighting Floyd Mayweather, then asking for a shot with Tyson in 88'.
Like, ain't you had enough savagery for one day?
I don't know whether to be flattered or disgusted.



maybe ya boy didnt put in wk & she thinks you can



or shes just a ***

9 times out of 10...
 
if my performance was graded in batting average I'd be hitting about 303.
 
Out of 70 people coming to my wedding, 2 are vegan. Dinner is like $110 a head, but now like $140 just for the two people that are vegans. :|
 
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Now, I'm trying to get some rape shield and she's fighting me on that.

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NOPE!

I'm smarter than my penis, unlike her, I have something to lose.
 
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