Oh **** that's funny and scary!
Glad that you enjoyed the work as well, looks like we got lucky with our drivers. I heard some not so nice things from other helpers while waiting for mine in the mornings.
This driver I got paired up with has been doing this route for 10+ years so right before Christmas we had all sorts of gifts waiting for us as we arrived at people's doors. I'm talking cookies, cakes, wine, vodka. We even got flagged down by folk who recognized him and they gave him cash several times a day. I've never seen that. Cool thing is he gave me all the cookies and cakes to take home since he knew I was a fan of chocolate.
I think the highlights of this whole thing was getting a steady paycheck, meeting my mom's favorite TV crush (Erick Estrada from C.H.i.Ps) and getting to see Vanessa Hudgens. She gave your boy a double-take and gave me a genuine smile. Got to see her booty up close too. We both bent over at the same time to put the boxes in the house and that booty was right in front of my face, lol. Those silk pajama bottoms of hers were filled out nicely.