the thread about nothing...

[calibeebee]

I’m ad free now peasants.

 

[noblekane]

291 notifications??

i guess you never seen when i had 3,651 notifications...

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I like pranking my boss.

I put a bunch of cones lining the roof of the building on the roof. Finally after 3 months he asks in a note if we know who put them up there.

Tonight I took them all down and coned off his parking spot.

He doesn’t get mad, just super confused and it’s hilarious.

I do small stuff like rearranging things on co-workers desks/offices.

Change their, "Out of Office" signs and put it on "Vacation."

I have one co-worker that drinks tea every morning, I sometimes slip random tea bags into her stash. I KNOW she drinks them because the ones I put in her stash aren't there when I go back the next time.

Putting random magazines, papers, junk mails in people's mailboxes.

 

[datznasty]

aepps20 they finally caught up to your boy. I thought I’d skate

 

[had pants]

 

[had pants]

 

[southernhospita]

I have no desire to see avatar 2
hell you can’t even get me to rewatch the first one (shoulder shrug)

 

[Bronson]

My mans went into lightspeed

 

[Bronson]

So this is the “run on” sentence they warned us about in elementary school.

 

[tomdiginson]

 

[HNL HI]

why do people be scrambling their eggs for like 10 minutes? see this on youtube all the time

 

[tomdiginson]

 

[kintan]

 

[robpzee612]

Can't believe this song is #1 now rn, wish I was going to his show tonight

 

[moonman818]

I do small stuff like rearranging things on co-workers desks/offices.

Change their, "Out of Office" signs and put it on "Vacation."

I have one co-worker that drinks tea every morning, I sometimes slip random tea bags into her stash. I KNOW she drinks them because the ones I put in her stash aren't there when I go back the next time.

Putting random magazines, papers, junk mails in people's mailboxes.

You don't come off as the type to go in people's offices and touch their things.

 

[mplsdunk]

yep, just do little things to make people confused. gotta keep them on their toes.

I also started a rumor we were getting a new mechanic and he had a service dog, so we were going to have a shop dog basically. everyone believed me for some reason even the foreman.

I almost felt bad when they went into my bosses office and asked when the guy with the dog was starting and he just hits them with "wtf are you talking about?"

 

[picasso swerve]

why do people be scrambling their eggs for like 10 minutes? see this on youtube all the time

I do a solid 5 seconds and im like theyll be aite. Dont even do it in a bowl first no more, just crack em on the pan and scramble it real quick there with a spat.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

aepps20 they finally caught up to your boy. I thought I’d skate

lol dude looks like post malones older loser brother

 

[had pants]

 

[HNL HI]

I do a solid 5 seconds and im like theyll be aite. Dont even do it in a bowl first no more, just crack em on the pan and scramble it real quick there with a spat.

the craziest people are the ones who put the eggs in a skillet after cooking bacon etc and by the time their done the skillet is dry

 

[DCAllAfrican]

You don't come off as the type to go in people's offices and touch their things.

One person let's me use her fridge.

The other person I coach Cross Country with.

People I'm close to.

 

[picasso swerve]

the craziest people are the ones who put the eggs in a skillet after cooking bacon etc and by the time their done the skillet is dry

Skillet is dry? Whats it matter if the skillet is dry? Serious question, I never done this just cause I like cooking eggs in a fresh pan, but if I had to (say im camping or whatever) then id put it in the skillet after also.

 

[HNL HI]

Skillet is dry? Whats it matter if the skillet is dry? Serious question, I never done this just cause I like cooking eggs in a fresh pan, but if I had to (say im camping or whatever) then id put it in the skillet after also.

I mean dry as in they let the eggs soak up all the oil and fat from the meat, usually a lot of burnt bits too.

just seems more gross than flavorful imo.

I basically just cook it like this.(with the pan not wok)

 

[c flyness]

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]