I may be the biggest idiot I know. Just tried to rub one out to avoid the urge of piping down my sisters roommate(she asked me not to, had a friend who threw it in her face last time when they got in a fight) . At any rate go to the bathroom. Grab at the time what I presume to be a scented lotion. Proceed to fap for about 20 second. Noticing some warming sensations, along the lines of ky jelly or something. Stuff progresses though and becomes Uncomfortable at a point. I start to think I may have an STD or something. Not being able to rub it out, I hop in the shower and rinse. I notice a whole bunch of tiny blood spots on the baby leg. I'm really freaking at this point. I hop out the shower take a look at the aforementioned "scented lotion." Bruhs................Scented Nair hair removal in a lotion like bottle.
The real question now is do I find an alternative, or take my L like a man?