So one of my best friends...... cheats, at a lot of things.
Not literally cheats, but he's the type of person who will always find the easy way out in order to be right or to get a leg up. Like we could be texting back and forth about sports, and he'll literally be copying and pasting me his analysis from the internet and make them his own opinion.
Or in video games, he's the ultimate cheeser or he'll always find stupid exploits.
Just talking in general, he'll never really give a straight answer; it's always a blanket, flip floppy statement so he can't be wrong with whatever he says.
I don't know how to describe it, like he's engaged and somehow he'll find, I don't know how and I don't mean literally in extramarital ways, a way to cheat in his marriage. Like somehow he'll find some loophole or some get out of jail free card to get the better of that marriage
Speaking of which, I could ask him to hang out and he'll say "Oh I got an essay to work on" or some bull, and I will automatically know that means his whipped-*** can't come out and play. But at the same time I can't really call him out on it because he really does have something to work on
How would you label this guy