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hallywoodxo said:
I may be the biggest idiot I know. Just tried to rub one out to avoid the urge of piping down my sisters roommate(she asked me not to, had a friend who threw it in her face last time when they got in a fight) . At any rate go to the bathroom. Grab at the time what I presume to be a scented lotion. Proceed to fap for about 20 second. Noticing some warming sensations, along the lines of ky jelly or something. Stuff progresses though and becomes Uncomfortable at a point. I start to think I may have an STD or something. Not being able to rub it out, I hop in the shower and rinse. I notice a whole bunch of tiny blood spots on the baby leg. I'm really freaking at this point. I hop out the shower take a look at the aforementioned "scented lotion." Bruhs................Scented Nair hair removal in a lotion like bottle.
The real question now is do I find an alternative, or take my L like a man?
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hallywoodxo said:
I may be the biggest idiot I know. Just tried to rub one out to avoid the urge of piping down my sisters roommate(she asked me not to, had a friend who threw it in her face last time when they got in a fight) . At any rate go to the bathroom. Grab at the time what I presume to be a scented lotion. Proceed to fap for about 20 second. Noticing some warming sensations, along the lines of ky jelly or something. Stuff progresses though and becomes Uncomfortable at a point. I start to think I may have an STD or something. Not being able to rub it out, I hop in the shower and rinse. I notice a whole bunch of tiny blood spots on the baby leg. I'm really freaking at this point. I hop out the shower take a look at the aforementioned "scented lotion." Bruhs................Scented Nair hair removal in a lotion like bottle.

The real question now is do I find an alternative, or take my L like a man?
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you thought you you gave yourself an STD brah?

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did it remove the hair from your palm?

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hallywoodxo said:
I may be the biggest idiot I know. Just tried to rub one out to avoid the urge of piping down my sisters roommate(she asked me not to, had a friend who threw it in her face last time when they got in a fight) . At any rate go to the bathroom. Grab at the time what I presume to be a scented lotion. Proceed to fap for about 20 second. Noticing some warming sensations, along the lines of ky jelly or something. Stuff progresses though and becomes Uncomfortable at a point. I start to think I may have an STD or something. Not being able to rub it out, I hop in the shower and rinse. I notice a whole bunch of tiny blood spots on the baby leg. I'm really freaking at this point. I hop out the shower take a look at the aforementioned "scented lotion." Bruhs................Scented Nair hair removal in a lotion like bottle.
The real question now is do I find an alternative, or take my L like a man?
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I just spit out my drink. :x :rofl: :lol:
 
hallywoodxo said:
I may be the biggest idiot I know. Just tried to rub one out to avoid the urge of piping down my sisters roommate(she asked me not to, had a friend who threw it in her face last time when they got in a fight) . At any rate go to the bathroom. Grab at the time what I presume to be a scented lotion. Proceed to fap for about 20 second. Noticing some warming sensations, along the lines of ky jelly or something. Stuff progresses though and becomes Uncomfortable at a point. I start to think I may have an STD or something. Not being able to rub it out, I hop in the shower and rinse. I notice a whole bunch of tiny blood spots on the baby leg. I'm really freaking at this point. I hop out the shower take a look at the aforementioned "scented lotion." Bruhs................Scented Nair hair removal in a lotion like bottle.
The real question now is do I find an alternative, or take my L like a man?
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Too many folks on here taking relationship advice from people that have zero real life relationship experience. Beating it to racks and racks of females for years does not give your insight any formidable weight or concrete value. Everyone can have an opinion....not everyone can provide quality advice.

You have dudes idolizing glorified materialistic people with that have no drive or career path ahead of them. Folks looking up to the wrong members if they want to turn their lives around or steer them in the right direction.


This board has some great members with tons of knowledge......but those guys seldom have the light shined on them and most members have no idea the diverse collection of individuals we have on here.
 
JesusShuttlesworth34 said:
Too many folks on here taking relationship advice from people that have zero real life relationship experience. Beating it to racks and racks of females for years does not give your insight any formidable weight or concrete value. Everyone can have an opinion....not everyone can provide quality advice.
You have dudes idolizing glorified materialistic people with that have no drive or career path ahead of them. Folks looking up to the wrong members if they want to turn their lives around or steer them in the right direction.
This board has some great members with tons of knowledge......but those guys seldom have the light shined on them and most members have no idea the diverse collection of individuals we have on here.
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*slow clap*

*turns into fast clap*




*turns into standing ovation*
 
I just decided to just rinse it off and call it a night. No hair was lost, just a huge amount of pride. And I didn't really think it was an STD but you always hear people say its burns and what have you, naturally I started jumping to irrational conclusions.
 
hallywoodxo said:
I may be the biggest idiot I know. Just tried to rub one out to avoid the urge of piping down my sisters roommate(she asked me not to, had a friend who threw it in her face last time when they got in a fight) . At any rate go to the bathroom. Grab at the time what I presume to be a scented lotion. Proceed to fap for about 20 second. Noticing some warming sensations, along the lines of ky jelly or something. Stuff progresses though and becomes Uncomfortable at a point. I start to think I may have an STD or something. Not being able to rub it out, I hop in the shower and rinse. I notice a whole bunch of tiny blood spots on the baby leg. I'm really freaking at this point. I hop out the shower take a look at the aforementioned "scented lotion." Bruhs................Scented Nair hair removal in a lotion like bottle.
The real question now is do I find an alternative, or take my L like a man?
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rub it on ur sack so it is also smooth walk out like a boss and "throw it in her face"
 
Thought about it. I've killed many a baby at the mercy of my palm, ill let them have tonight. I'm sure the next time I enter "insert woman appreciation" thread their time will come
 
So one of my best friends...... cheats, at a lot of things.

Not literally cheats, but he's the type of person who will always find the easy way out in order to be right or to get a leg up. Like we could be texting back and forth about sports, and he'll literally be copying and pasting me his analysis from the internet and make them his own opinion.

Or in video games, he's the ultimate cheeser or he'll always find stupid exploits.

Just talking in general, he'll never really give a straight answer; it's always a blanket, flip floppy statement so he can't be wrong with whatever he says.

I don't know how to describe it, like he's engaged and somehow he'll find, I don't know how and I don't mean literally in extramarital ways, a way to cheat in his marriage. Like somehow he'll find some loophole or some get out of jail free card to get the better of that marriage 
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Speaking of which, I could ask him to hang out and he'll say "Oh I got an essay to work on" or some bull, and I will automatically know that means his whipped-*** can't come out and play. But at the same time I can't really call him out on it because he really does have something to work on

How would you label this guy 
 
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JesusShuttlesworth34 said:
Too many folks on here taking relationship advice from people that have zero real life relationship experience. Beating it to racks and racks of females for years does not give your insight any formidable weight or concrete value. Everyone can have an opinion....not everyone can provide quality advice.
You have dudes idolizing glorified materialistic people with that have no drive or career path ahead of them. Folks looking up to the wrong members if they want to turn their lives around or steer them in the right direction.
This board has some great members with tons of knowledge......but those guys seldom have the light shined on them and most members have no idea the diverse collection of individuals we have on here.
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True. But in my case, before I was in a serious situation, I'd just learn from other peoples' mistake and speak on that knowledge.

And speaking of "beating", I think I'm going to cut back on phub. I don't want those women ruining my real life experiences anymore, lol
 
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