the thread about nothing...

I hated Kennan and Kel then and I hate it even more now.

These beats on Youtube are trash. iCan't write to this. blackasd
 
Originally Posted by SkS Automatic

Who is Henzo?

The NT god.
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>call an escort
>tell her to go to park that's usually pretty empty
>tell her there's an envelope under a pile of leaves next to a tree and bench.
>surprised as %#@$ when she actually shows up
>Dial 911
>Tell them some crazy woman is masturbating furiously on bench in park.
>She picks up envelope
>inside is a note and $200
>note says something along the lines of "I have some sort of peeping tom fetish and that I'm waiting somewhere in the park across from the bench with binoculars."
>I also include that after I'm done I'll give her 200 more dollars.
>I am sitting next to a swing set 20 yards behind her.
>fast forward about 7-10 minutes.
>a wild cop appears.
>stripper starts to run away, keep in mind her boobs and vag are completely exposed, she left panties on the bench.
>gets caught, and I watch her get arrested.
>cops going through her #$#% probably looking for drugs
>look at envelope with instructions
>he notices 10 obvious counterfeit $20 bills.
>I get up and start walking on the sidewalk that's sort of adjacent.
>Hear cop tell her money is fake.
epic win
 
I watched Top Gun for the first time Sunday. Was probably the most over the top and unnecessary movie I've ever seen. Everything is over-dramatic and/or stupid and I ended up laughing most of the time. Since when is volleyball ever that intense?
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afrojack was wild.  he said minneapolis had the livest crowd for a first song he ever saw. crowd was ham the whole night. got soaked from people throwing water and almost died from dehydration.
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he came out and did a few more songs once he was done and we got to chanting. he played for 4 hours too. be safe and have fun at edc guize
 
I'm sitting in front of my computer with just my underwear on.

My girlfriend is 2-3 cm dilated. It felt weird.
 
I just watched episode 8 of Workaholics season 1.
"What if you you just had sex with men that were of legal age instead of little boys?"
"I'm not gay dude. You're offending me."
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Originally Posted by illmatic34

I watched Top Gun for the first time Sunday. Was probably the most over the top and unnecessary movie I've ever seen. Everything is over-dramatic and/or stupid and I ended up laughing most of the time. Since when is volleyball ever that intense?
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not to mention that volleyball scene was completely useless and irrelevant to the scene before and after
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Originally Posted by Ground King

>call an escort
>tell her to go to park that's usually pretty empty
>tell her there's an envelope under a pile of leaves next to a tree and bench.
>surprised as %#@$ when she actually shows up
>Dial 911
>Tell them some crazy woman is masturbating furiously on bench in park.
>She picks up envelope
>inside is a note and $200
>note says something along the lines of "I have some sort of peeping tom fetish and that I'm waiting somewhere in the park across from the bench with binoculars."
>I also include that after I'm done I'll give her 200 more dollars.
>I am sitting next to a swing set 20 yards behind her.
>fast forward about 7-10 minutes.
>a wild cop appears.
>stripper starts to run away, keep in mind her boobs and vag are completely exposed, she left panties on the bench.
>gets caught, and I watch her get arrested.
>cops going through her #$#% probably looking for drugs
>look at envelope with instructions
>he notices 10 obvious counterfeit $20 bills.
>I get up and start walking on the sidewalk that's sort of adjacent.
>Hear cop tell her money is fake.
epic win


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Originally Posted by iYen

Originally Posted by Nawzlew

Just finished my 10 page paper on Jeremy Lin
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Nice!
What was your thesis statement?
It's for my Asian American History class, so just his impact on the Asian American community, concerning stereotypes, racism, and the model minority myth.
 
Got bagged on Saturday caught with 2 zannys.... Smh I should of dumped them real quick but they was in cellophane and it all hAppended so fast...now I'll probably go back on probation. This isn't my first Cds charge the first time I got hit wit 3 bags of green but that was 4 years ago.. Feels batman
 
Originally Posted by M4rioL

Originally Posted by illmatic34

I watched Top Gun for the first time Sunday. Was probably the most over the top and unnecessary movie I've ever seen. Everything is over-dramatic and/or stupid and I ended up laughing most of the time. Since when is volleyball ever that intense?
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not to mention that volleyball scene was completely useless and irrelevant to the scene before and after
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Still an 80's classic but it was ridiculous then and even more ridiculous now
 
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