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Originally Posted by Mister916
I got so much stuff to watch on my DVR.
>call an escort
>tell her to go to park that's usually pretty empty
>tell her there's an envelope under a pile of leaves next to a tree and bench.
>surprised as %#@$ when she actually shows up
ial 911
>Tell them some crazy woman is masturbating furiously on bench in park.
>She picks up envelope
>inside is a note and $200
>note says something along the lines of "I have some sort of peeping tom fetish and that I'm waiting somewhere in the park across from the bench with binoculars."
>I also include that after I'm done I'll give her 200 more dollars.
>I am sitting next to a swing set 20 yards behind her.
>fast forward about 7-10 minutes.
>a wild cop appears.
>stripper starts to run away, keep in mind her boobs and vag are completely exposed, she left panties on the bench.
>gets caught, and I watch her get arrested.
>cops going through her #$#% probably looking for drugs
>look at envelope with instructions
>he notices 10 obvious counterfeit $20 bills.
>I get up and start walking on the sidewalk that's sort of adjacent.
>Hear cop tell her money is fake.
epic win
Originally Posted by illmatic34
I watched Top Gun for the first time Sunday. Was probably the most over the top and unnecessary movie I've ever seen. Everything is over-dramatic and/or stupid and I ended up laughing most of the time. Since when is volleyball ever that intense?
epic winOriginally Posted by Ground King
>call an escort
>tell her to go to park that's usually pretty empty
>tell her there's an envelope under a pile of leaves next to a tree and bench.
>surprised as %#@$ when she actually shows up
ial 911
>Tell them some crazy woman is masturbating furiously on bench in park.
>She picks up envelope
>inside is a note and $200
>note says something along the lines of "I have some sort of peeping tom fetish and that I'm waiting somewhere in the park across from the bench with binoculars."
>I also include that after I'm done I'll give her 200 more dollars.
>I am sitting next to a swing set 20 yards behind her.
>fast forward about 7-10 minutes.
>a wild cop appears.
>stripper starts to run away, keep in mind her boobs and vag are completely exposed, she left panties on the bench.
>gets caught, and I watch her get arrested.
>cops going through her #$#% probably looking for drugs
>look at envelope with instructions
>he notices 10 obvious counterfeit $20 bills.
>I get up and start walking on the sidewalk that's sort of adjacent.
>Hear cop tell her money is fake.
Originally Posted by Nawzlew
Just finished my 10 page paper on Jeremy Lin
It's for my Asian American History class, so just his impact on the Asian American community, concerning stereotypes, racism, and the model minority myth.Originally Posted by iYen
Originally Posted by Nawzlew
Just finished my 10 page paper on Jeremy Lin
Nice!
What was your thesis statement?
Still an 80's classic but it was ridiculous then and even more ridiculous nowOriginally Posted by M4rioL
Originally Posted by illmatic34
I watched Top Gun for the first time Sunday. Was probably the most over the top and unnecessary movie I've ever seen. Everything is over-dramatic and/or stupid and I ended up laughing most of the time. Since when is volleyball ever that intense?
not to mention that volleyball scene was completely useless and irrelevant to the scene before and after