the thread about nothing...

Man I was drunk kissing on some chick that didn't want to, but she was a tag along and annoying so I did it anyways till she got annoyed. 2 doubles of Jameson will do that to you. I should've known, she would never look directly at me no matter how hard I tried. Woke up next day with a surprise under my nose. Learning experience.

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I'm glad my game was sloppy drunk and subpar that night though, I was tryna get that top after my dude slipped away with the other chick to get that top.
 
and pointless gifs.

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Females of all classifications and categories are funny to me. Mothers included. They pick and choose too.

Your daughter loses her virginity, and is not going to go down the innocuous path that you and your husband imagined. Your daughter has already accrued a decent amount of sexual partners in less than half a year, but you've accepted that. You're cool with it. You claim that she is "officially a woman now."

But when your daughter goes on FB and makes a post about getting piercings, you're up in arms about it and want to suddenly police her body? :lol
 
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