the thread about nothing...

[mplsdunk]

Sitting in court and the prosecutors late. Smh if I was late they'd put out a warrant.

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by MPLSdunk

Sitting in court and the prosecutors late. Smh if I was late they'd put out a warrant.

I've seen a prosecutor get a "warning" for doing 70 in a school zone in his porsche, but the same Judge was looking at me like a child rapist for going 10 mph over the speed limit 

 

[1c3m4m]

Originally Posted by Sleaze Jar Omens

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Soles For Souls

@ "A Jesus"

need moar gifs like this.

lmfao at the meme's

that water looks mad refreshing *go gets cup of water*

 

[mmg]

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by MPLSdunk

Sitting in court and the prosecutors late. Smh if I was late they'd put out a warrant.

I've seen a prosecutor get a "warning" for doing 70 in a school zone in his porsche, but the same Judge was looking at me like a child rapist for going 10 mph over the speed limit 

There's like 4 - 5 females at my job I would smash / disrepect

 

[jbpkickz]

Originally Posted by 216301baller

@jbpkickz real life I got a dance by her at kod on my bday lol..When I first saw her I thought she was nicki minaj no bull I was slapped from drinking hen,mojitos, and tequilla..I tried to slip some fingers in lol..but she ended up getting mad at me because I slapped her @ss to hard lol..I left a handprint on her cheek..I thought I did the right thing considering I left rolex before that and this stripper kept tellin me to slap her @ss harder and harder....oh yea for the record her @ss is fake but up close it is crazy compared to her body

While I am on the subject of adult entertainers I met Courtney Cumz last week

bruh i would have done the same thing, left hella blues clues pronts opn that mass 

 

[mplsdunk]

Yeah I hate my prosecutor. He's here now same douche as last time. I minus wale bring it to trial because I know he won't work with me. Dude lies like crazy too like I'm some idiot. Wasting my time so I'll waste his and get a jury.The judge is actually cool though. I think I'll have the same one again today.

 

[chrisqo]

just failed a class YOLO!!

 

[tr1ll]

What happened to the, "My homeboy is marrying my jumpoff" thread?I couldn't find it over the weekend.

 

[jbpkickz]

Originally Posted by Chrisqo

just failed a class YOLO!!

jus failked accounting last semester, felt batman now i just dgaf man
@Trill it got locked man

 

[mmg]

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

What happened to the, "My homeboy is marrying my jumpoff" thread?I couldn't find it over the weekend.

I think it got locked, dudes started talking about eating $%$ and what not

 

[jbpkickz]

 

[tr1ll]

Haha.

Good times.....good times.

 

[gregzzy23]

Originally Posted by RetroSan

this damn weather in nyc

Theres a breeze coming from my window, so I aint eem mad. I wish everyday was like this in the summertime. I aint with tgat muggy, gotta keep the AC on all day #%$%

 

[elcatfisho]

Originally Posted by gregzzy23

Originally Posted by RetroSan

this damn weather in nyc

Theres a breeze coming from my window, so I aint eem mad. I wish everyday was like this in the summertime. I aint with tgat muggy, gotta keep the AC on all day #%$%

it's supposed to hit 98 on Thursday in Cincinnati. heat wave is gonna be terrible later this week.

 

[bishopstrongbow]

I have to take the biggest dump right now, but I got this "no #2 in public places " policy and work counts as a public place....Smh damn Patron got my stomach on washing machine mode.....Might have to break this rule 

 

[mmg]

I hate Knicks fans

Some %+!$*%% in S&T basically made some trade up for CP3 and Griffen for Stat + Trash and everyone Agred saying it makes too much sense for it not happen

really ?

 

[mmg]

Originally Posted by Nowitzness41

saw this at the store yesterday, love me some Blake Lively:

Dude her in the town as a #%+%

 

[mplsdunk]

Originally Posted by BishopStrongBow

I have to take the biggest dump right now, but I got this "no #2 in public places " policy and work counts as a public place....Smh damn Patron got my stomach on washing machine mode.....Might have to break this rule 

Bruh yesterday I had that hangover stomach too at work. I cook in a small restaurant with an open kitchen. We have to use the public bathroom since it's all we got. I was debating on running to Starbucks.

I hate it because I just feel all the people eating looking at me like eww the cook just dropped a deuce. Not to mention you got dime #@$ servers knowing you turned the bathroom to a warzone. She we need a staff bathroom. It's embarrassing

all the cooks dread taking a %+@@ at work.

 

[jbpkickz]

Originally Posted by BishopStrongBow

I have to take the biggest dump right now, but I got this "no #2 in public places " policy and work counts as a public place....Smh damn Patron got my stomach on washing machine mode.....Might have to break this rule 

bruh i had the same thing yesterday got home and did this

 

[guttagetsbusy]

Chances of any kind of partnership/relationship/friendship with this girl are completely dead & I'm pretty sure she thinks I was just trying to smash.

Problem is she likes to avoid conversation and anything that may involve awkwardness or tension and it was hard to read this broad.

 

[bishopstrongbow]

Originally Posted by MPLSdunk

Originally Posted by BishopStrongBow

I have to take the biggest dump right now, but I got this "no #2 in public places " policy and work counts as a public place....Smh damn Patron got my stomach on washing machine mode.....Might have to break this rule 

Bruh yesterday I had that hangover stomach too at work. I cook in a small restaurant with an open kitchen. We have to use the public bathroom since it's all we got. I was debating on running to Starbucks.

I hate it because I just feel all the people eating looking at me like eww the cook just dropped a deuce. Not to mention you got dime #@$ servers knowing you turned the bathroom to a warzone. She we need a staff bathroom. It's embarrassing

all the cooks dread taking a %+@@ at work.

That awkward *+! moment when you walk out and the finest chick looking at u waiting to walk in the bathroom and she catches that stench of that dead body u dropped off in the bathroom 

 

[whyhellothere]

Originally Posted by GRideBounca11

Yo can anyone here please find this hat for me online? Someone with a much more extensive knowledge of internet capabilities than I.

(and find this girl too)

zero clue if you can buy online in the usa or if these are reputable retailers:
link
link2
would violate the faces of all of these lovely ladies

 

[jbpkickz]

whyhellothere 

 

[bishopstrongbow]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

Chances of any kind of partnership/relationship/friendship with this girl are completely dead & I'm pretty sure she thinks I was just trying to smash.

Problem is she likes to avoid conversation and anything that may involve awkwardness or tension and it was hard to read this broad.

I hate them kinda chicks. 
I'm a dude that likes to talk #@$! out, only way you can see what these chicks are really on.  When they got a N who won't say anything to them be dry as hell, they'll regret the guys like us who were down to talk it out

 

[balloonoboy]

Freewrite from last night...

That moment of suspension
When nothing's mentioned
No words to say, no breath expended
Complete silence
Here we are
In this place with space and opportunity
Our time together looming like smoke in the air
Going through each of our minds
Should we, shouldn't we
It's not a step, but a giant $+% leap
Not as big as jumping the broom
But a big enough one to your room
Of course I wouldn't make you
I'd carry you through that threshold like a newlywed groom
Still silence, though our hearts are vibrant
Invigorated by the possibility of it all
Palpatating at the anticipation
Skin overcome with dew
Goose pimples outbreak, contagious
Mind conflicted, restricted
Wanting to but so aware of the consequences
Of the changing of the landscape
The foreground, background
A little shading
How the light twinkles in your eye
A magnificent mural's in waiting
But we mustn't wait
It's getting late
We must behold our long-awaited fate