Originally Posted by RaWeX05
Some background on me, I was born in the remote village of Habibi. It's in the outskirts of Djibouti, to an Albanian prostitute, where I was raised by an Ascetic Monk, in the Azerbaijan mountains, before moving to Croatia at the age of 5. At the age of 15, I was conscripted into the Croatian military, where I served as a Janitorial Technician in Iran. After moving to Florida at 19, I followed my mothers footsteps and roamed the streets as a prostitute, selling blowjobs for 5 bucks.
After a brief stint in rehab, I turned my life around and became a personal trainer. In the past several years, I've hunted with the indigenous tribes of Sri Lanka, found 3 previously unknown star clusters with nothing more than my grandmothers magnifying glass, some duck tape and tinfoil. I have had a statue erected in honor of me in Uzbekistan for peace negotiations with the native Titthibhalad tribe. How about you?