the thread about nothing...

[dankenstien88]

I need a good excuse to get out of going to church with my neighbor. I half told her I would go to hear speak a long time ago when I was drunk. 

take her to churches kitchen

Don't talk to me















For serious though I am not going to go. I have plans to get drunk and go fishing. I just rather tell her a good excuse as to why I can't go. 

diarrhea... end all, be all of excuses.

 

[Deleted member 38182]

Yeah man, when I first found out that cigs were called *******.

I smoked way more cigs than I usually do just because I wanted to say "mind if I bum a ***?"

You cop any of those steak pies i was telling u about?

Yup had those a few times, but mainly ate pasty since there is a Pasty Shop at every damn underground station

When I went to York I bought a a box of 12 pasty at a local bakery

 

[antidope]

I'm more active in here today too... Must be people dont like me.

WheyMint...Nah that's not the case. It just got real weird finding out dudes masturbation preferences.

This is the best NT gimmick in a long time

I'm saying though, everytime I see it I laugh.

 

[greatesqueape]

I want Popeyes, and some OE

 

[guttagetsbusy]

This girl should know that I want to fornicate if I mentioned having a massage contest, right?

 

[thadoctadvocate]

tell her u like men

 

[Ox.]

damn, i came too late for the fap talk.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

why would you finish on the bed though

 

[dankenstien88]

 

[dankenstien88]

 

[albooboo5]

I need a good excuse to get out of going to church with my neighbor. I half told her I would go to hear speak a long time ago when I was drunk. 

take her to churches kitchen

Don't talk to me















For serious though I am not going to go. I have plans to get drunk and go fishing. I just rather tell her a good excuse as to why I can't go. 

diarrhea... end all, be all of excuses.

definitely! Nobody wants to question diarrhea, as long as you aren't trying to hook up with said neighbor- its the best option

But when I load up my friends truck in my driveway and comeback hours later three sheets to the wind with a sunburn that will be an awkward conversation.

 As far as hooking up I don't even want to think about that. After five kids that thing probably looks like a wizard's sleeve.

 

[rusty shackelford]

I need some buffalo wings, fries, and a diet Pepsi. Top 5 Meal.

 

[Ox.]

I need some buffalo wings, fries, and a diet Pepsi cherry coke. Top 5 Meal.

got me craving some 60 cent wings at bdubs right about now 

 

[whyhellothere]

damn, i came too late for the fap talk.

eye cee.

wht also cees why 16 & pregnant is so prominent but then :x

i also cee this angel from heaven

and ox wouldnt be able to cee if he tells me to put her in a spoiler

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

 

[Ox.]

eye cee.

wht also cees why 16 & pregnant is so prominent

but then

i also cee this angel from heaven

and ox wouldnt be able to cee if he tells me to put her in a spoiler

 i approve of this b.

 

[crazy ebw]

Y'all cray

 

[coldcity]

Four thousand four hundred & thirty three unread post

 

[Ox.]

it's a real fish 

 

[greatesqueape]

I just copped a new job, izacelehbratiun

 

[hannibalhecturr]

Getting back to school. One step at a time.Communications degree here I come!

 

[currensy]

Just came from football practice. Fap arm sore, shoulders sore, my nuts :x , I wouldn't mind having some "herbs" right now to take the soreness away. I gotta cook dinner and clean the bathroom too, this is gonna be fun.

Also need to clean out my car, what kind of interior wipes and air fresheners y'all use? Also how do I clean non leather seats?

 

[wheymint]

damn, i came too late for the fap talk.

WheyMint...I see what you did there.

 

[wheymint]

WheyMint...I am now following Sleazzy, Fraij, and Anti on NT. They are NT people who are nice to me.

 

[Based Jesus]

WheyMint...I am now following Sleazzy, Fraij, and Anti on NT. They are NT people who are nice to me.

Why do you put your SN at the beginning of all of your posts?