So, check it.
I'm at the gym, I'm about to start to doing some overhead presses and I throw my gym bag down, I forgot my headphones though so I grab my bag, pull em out and hang it up on the hook, but before I could start I see my bag is just pouring water out, turns out the latch on my water bottle broke and started spilling, so I grab my towel and start cleaning it up and plave my bag on my lap so I don't get it on the floor. But then my shorts get soaked and a puddle forms right underneath me with water running down my legs, so I'm grabbing paper towels cleaning everything up all while my shorts are just dripping water.
So I'm in the middle of the gym, with wet shorts, water running down my legs and a puddle right underneath me.
It looked like I pissed myself in the middle of the gym, I couldn't even be mad or embarrassed, I just picked my stuff up, some people saw what happened so I looked at them and shook my head while laughing and they were laughing too and I walked out.