- Mar 1, 2011
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Anybody ever notice that a whopper JR. Taste better than a regular whopper?
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Originally Posted by MJair
I pee in the shower... away from the drain. As the streams of urine roll back towards me I C-Walk to avoid em.
Originally Posted by RaWeX05
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Originally Posted by GrimlocK
I remember years ago I took this girl on a date to some medium fancy italian joint in queens and the waiter asks if I wanted a bottle of pellegrino and my girl at the time said yea...and in my head I thought it was like a bottle of wine...and I was like "hold up, how much is that?" and he was like "$8" I was like "oh"...
girl had the illest stank face...but I have no shame anyways.
Originally Posted by RaWeX05
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Originally Posted by ILL LEGAL OPERATION
And what's the deal with Haitian voodoo?
With all the hard times over there - why don't they voodoo 'em up some food?
Originally Posted by OneManDeep
lol im glad i go to a broke tech school, small classes!
and i dont believe so, i have a strong nose and iv never smelt it. i wipe my %+! off after, wait that doesnt sound like what i want it to... I wipe like i have ocd, until the paper comes back clean! i have always feared that smell trail!
as it turns out....and to my own dismayOriginally Posted by rayray3thousand
Originally Posted by megatron
you ever notice megatron must either be...
a) unemployed
b) a loser
or
c) a virgin
since he replies first to every post?
to you sir...
whos jake and why is he on you?Originally Posted by SneakerHeathen
as it turns out....and to my own dismayOriginally Posted by rayray3thousand
Originally Posted by megatron
you ever notice megatron must either be...
a) unemployed
b) a loser
or
c) a virgin
since he replies first to every post?
to you sir...
megatron is smashing, is employed, is not a loser and is in the market for an m3.
he even tutors DCAllAmerican on the weekends (they go to the same school).
jakes on us bruh. jakes on us.
I remember in middle school after I dropped one I used to hit wind sprints in the hall before I'd go back in class.Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin
^^^Or when you leave class, try to be quick, and then return 15 mins later to the front row and sit by that girl you been trying to holla at. Everyone knows that you just dropped one. And some classes are stadium seating so if you are close to the middle of the row you gotta shimmy past everyone with that fear that you have a trail of stank on ya.
You know how when someone walks by while you are sitting down and a couple of seconds later you get that rush of air (wind). And you can smell their fragrance etc? What if the doo doo still lingers. Can they smell that? I dunno, I always think about it
This is me!!!!Originally Posted by bhergh
Originally Posted by OneManDeep
lol im glad i go to a broke tech school, small classes!
andi dont believe so, i have a strong nose and iv never smelt it. i wipemy %+! off after, wait that doesnt sound like what i want it to... I wipe like i have ocd, until the paper comes back clean! i have always feared that smell trail!
Originally Posted by bhergh
Originally Posted by OneManDeep
lol im glad i go to a broke tech school, small classes!
and i dont believe so, i have a strong nose and iv never smelt it. i wipe my %+! off after, wait that doesnt sound like what i want it to... I wipe like i have ocd, until the paper comes back clean! i have always feared that smell trail!Spoiler [+]me too