the thread about nothing...

[shoefreakbaby]

Originally Posted by cord15

Originally Posted by cap1229

I stay at my friends house on Friday nights cause I have somewhere to be the next morning and his house is close to it, well his roommate(white dude) stays butterball the whole time. He comes in and starts stripping and stays with his piece out well talking and interacting with us. He isn't gay tho and came onto me last week while naked. I gave him credit for his yolo cause dude literally lives by the WIO motto.

Can't be true. You actually just sit and talk to a grown man while he's naked like there isn't a problem? That's beyond crazy to me.

 

[yobyellav]

Just paid $207 ticket. 
I hate stopping at red lights.(not just dislike, but actually hate it with a passion)

I don't like school at all, but it was never hard so I got my MBA so it would help me get a job that allows to me live the way I want.

 

[shoefreakbaby]

Originally Posted by vSlackin

Sometimes, when everyone is asleep at night, I fill the tub with a lemon pepper seasoning, get into a fetal position, and completely submerge myself and pretend I'm a chicken wing

 liar 

 

[shoefreakbaby]

If I burb, I say excuse me even if Im alone.
If someone sneezes on TV I say "bless you"
Im not suppose to be on unproductive sites (Niketalk) on weekdays.

 

[cap1229]

Originally Posted by cord15

Originally Posted by cap1229

I stay at my friends house on Friday nights cause I have somewhere to be the next morning and his house is close to it, well his roommate(white dude) stays butterball the whole time. He comes in and starts stripping and stays with his piece out well talking and interacting with us. He isn't gay tho and came onto me last week while naked. I gave him credit for his yolo cause dude literally lives by the WIO motto.

Can't be true. You actually just sit and talk to a grown man while he's naked like there isn't a problem? That's beyond crazy to me.

Its his house. I stay in my friends room when I there anyway. Like I'm gonna tell a dude what he can and can't do in his own house? I don't care. His roommates will tell him to go put on some clothes and he will listen to them before he listens to me. They be like "that's just _ don't look down". I get to sneak peeps at a good looking dudes body what do I care. To be fair I've seen some crazy *+%! in my time tho.

 

[tecca nena]

Originally Posted by cord15

Just paid $207 ticket. 
I hate stopping at red lights.(not just dislike, but actually hate it with a passion)

I don't like school at all, but it was never hard so I got my MBA so it would help me get a job that allows to me live the way I want.

So u must be steaming driving through cities

 

[dankenstien88]

cord15 wrote:

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Jerry Seinfield.....

First thing I thought of reading the title to this thread.


Reminded me of this quote :


"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."
Jerry Seinfeld

 

[cicero avenue dopeman]

"you'd look better if you smiled" shut the hell up

 

[cubanref]

I was on my way to the movies the other night when I saw a homeless women with a sign that read "Hungry, Need Food". I gave her a dollar at first and kept it moving. Decided to get myself some food before the movies. I started to feel bad for the lady

 so I grabbed a sandwich, a hot chocolate, and a bag of chips for the old homeless women. I walk outside and the women is walking into the entrance of the theater to stay warm and I had this convo/encounter with her
Me: Hey I saw your sign so I got you some food

Her: "Shakes her head as in NO"

Me: Excuse me??

Her: Proceeds to shake head again

Me: Its just a bag of chips, a sandwich, and a hot chocolate...

Her: Takes chips and looks at ingredients, points at total carbohydrates...

Me: What?

Her: Continues pointing and says "Bad"

Me: Huh? 

Her: Baddddddddddd

Me: Uh well at least take the sandwich and hot chocolate

Her: Bad....Bad....Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad,Bad,Baddddddddddddd.....drops chips on floor and walks away 

Had me standing there with a sandwich, and hot chocolate and bag of kettle cooked chips on the floor in front of me

...there was a dude that was watching the whole time. I looked at him and he just

, started

and just walked away

This encounter left me like that Eddie Murphy gif where he laughs and scratches his head 

   

Oh well at least I had a nice little snack during the movie 

 

[spidermachine916]

Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Originally Posted by vSlackin

Sometimes, when everyone is asleep at night, I fill the tub with a lemon pepper seasoning, get into a fetal position, and completely submerge myself and pretend I'm a chicken wing

 liar 

 

[240Zestways]

I pee in the shower... away from the drain. As the streams of urine roll back towards me I C-Walk to avoid em.

 

[mojodmonky1]

Originally Posted by cap1229

Originally Posted by cord15

Originally Posted by cap1229

I stay at my friends house on Friday nights cause I have somewhere to be the next morning and his house is close to it, well his roommate(white dude) stays butterball the whole time. He comes in and starts stripping and stays with his piece out well talking and interacting with us. He isn't gay tho and came onto me last week while naked. I gave him credit for his yolo cause dude literally lives by the WIO motto.

Can't be true. You actually just sit and talk to a grown man while he's naked like there isn't a problem? That's beyond crazy to me.

Its his house. I stay in my friends room when I there anyway. Like I'm gonna tell a dude what he can and can't do in his own house? I don't care. His roommates will tell him to go put on some clothes and he will listen to them before he listens to me. They be like "that's just _ don't look down". I get to sneak peeps at a good looking dudes body what do I care. To be fair I've seen some crazy *+%! in my time tho.

any chance dude is in the military of ex-military?

my boy who's in the army just dont give a damn.  ive seen his penis on accident more times than i care to count.  terrible.
  

 

[mojodmonky1]

Originally Posted by MJair

I pee in the shower... away from the drain. As the streams of urine roll back towards me I C-Walk to avoid em.

i do the same thing but for different reasons.  i dont want my wife to know that i pee in the shower cause then shes gonna start cacklin some chicken talk garbage at me about keeping our shower sanitary.  pissing directly on the drain makes a very distinct sound.  pissing on the floor next to it just sounds like the shower water coming down.

i dont bother c-walkin over it either.  its just pee and I always scrub the bottom of my feet anyways.  force of habit to prevent ringworm since the mats at my gym that i walk barefoot on gotta have nastier stuff than my own piss.

  

 

[rawex5]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

 

[shoefreakbaby]

Does anybody else think the show the game is stupid and unrealistic?

 

[iwhipmyheadovv]

anybody like to go underwater and just listen to their heartbeat?

 

[kramer]

I had 2 quizzes 2 labs and a test today #firstworldproblems
Sometimes I really am jealous of drug dealers who make so much money and never go to school
sometimes I rub vaseline all over my body and pretend Im a slug
billymumfry is my words with friends name come at me bros

 

[big j 33]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I'm not going to lie, I will try this at some point in the next week.

 

[yobyellav]

cap1229....you're a female (i'm hoping)?
If so, I get you. If I were at a friend's house and her roommate (female roommate) got naked, I'd do it too.

 

[yobyellav]

"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything." 
Jerry Seinfeld 
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[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Considering buying Seinfeld collection, how much would that run me?[/font]

 

[TYE_The Time Traveler]

You guys ever wonder what blind people dream about ?

 

[bhergh]

Originally Posted by Will0827

You guys ever wonder what blind people dream about ?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006011606233

 

[cap1229]

Originally Posted by cord15

cap1229....you're a female (i'm hoping)?
If so, I get you. If I were at a friend's house and her roommate (female roommate) got naked, I'd do it too.

Yeah ima female.

his nakedness really doesn't bother me. That's confidence to just be naked in front of anyone and not give a damn.

 

[the coolness]

My girl's mom is doing research right now about deep breathing and any health benefits from it. Deep breathing involves being able to exhale for at least a full 15 seconds. I started doing it a couple weeks ago just whenever I remember and take long deep breaths and was nowhere near 15 seconds but now I can do it comfortably. Point being that it's really been helping me out with small things like stress, heartburn, headaches, stomach aches, etc. Thought I would share

 

[zapatohead408]

Just stayed up till 4 am finishing a project. I'm at school now and running on two Venti Mochas. Feelsbatman