the thread about nothing...

[bilboshmangins]

The human brain comprises 70% water, which means it's a similar consistency to tofu. Picture that for a second - a blob of tofu the size and shape of a brain. Now imagine taking that piece of tofu, and forcing your thumbs into it hard. It would burst wouldn't it?
Okay, now imagine those thumbs weren't thumbs but thumb-shaped pieces of bad news. And there weren't two of them, they were about half a dozen. Imagine you were forcing all six pieces of bad news - a divorce, multiple career snubs, accusations from the family of a dead celebrity, estranged kids, borderline homelessness, that kind of thing - into a piece of tofu.
With me? Good. Now imagine it's not tofu, but a human brain. And they're not pieces of bad news but six human thumbs. That's what happened to me. In 2001, my brain had half a dozen thumbs pushed into it.

 

[jhowlett]

Is FIFA 14 worth getting for someone who doesn't watch soccer?

 

[the nomad]

 
The human brain comprises 70% water, which means it's a similar consistency to tofu. Picture that for a second - a blob of tofu the size and shape of a brain. Now imagine taking that piece of tofu, and forcing your thumbs into it hard. It would burst wouldn't it?
Okay, now imagine those thumbs weren't thumbs but thumb-shaped pieces of bad news. And there weren't two of them, they were about half a dozen. Imagine you were forcing all six pieces of bad news - a divorce, multiple career snubs, accusations from the family of a dead celebrity, estranged kids, borderline homelessness, that kind of thing - into a piece of tofu.
With me? Good. Now imagine it's not tofu, but a human brain. And they're not pieces of bad news but six human thumbs. That's what happened to me. In 2001, my brain had half a dozen thumbs pushed into it.

 

[antidope]

Is FIFA 14 worth getting for someone who doesn't watch soccer?

I have always had fun playing FIFA and have never watched a soccer game in its entirety 

 

[beh235]

 

Is FIFA 14 worth getting for someone who doesn't watch soccer?

I have always had fun playing FIFA and have never watched a soccer game in its entirety 

I agree. I don't eem watch soccer and that games looks dope as hell. Whenever I get a next gen console, I think I'll add FIFA to the collection

 

[lord disick]

just went in that thread about he disapearance of that family...peeped the little "recent images" box in the corner of my eye and saw some gif of some masked bunny child or something crawling....son....WHAT THE ***K

and i'm not coming back in this thread for a few cause i know one of you ***holes is gonna re-post it

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

i'm fried, like a french fry

 

[beh235]

 
i'm fried, like a french fry

yeah that's some drunk **** right there 

 

[gllahone84]

 

[rare]

Alright, im off this. Tired as a muh, bus yambs got me thinking brodies. Take care TAN fam.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Watchin Arsenio and Sanaa Lathan lookin scrumdillyupmtious and Nia Longs tittays lookin extra plump

 

[Ox.]

rep'd for kobe 

grizz feeling good 

 

 

[Ox.]

 

[robpzee612]

 

[buggz05]

 

[Belgium]

Had to go to the ER yesterday during class in the afternoon 

Suddenly had trouble breathing and my pulse went up to 140. Docs couldn't reach my lung specialist so they called someone else who didn't show for 2 hours.

He ended up not showing at all and my specialist who wasn't even supposed to be in that day ended up seeing me after they finally managed to contact her and yelled at the other guy over the phone for a while lol.

All tests are fine so she can't determine what exactly is wrong but I require constant monitoring. She injected some epo yesterday which helped quite a bit but my breathing is pretty bad again now so I'm probably gonna have to check myself in for observation for a few days this afternoon.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

bienvenidos

 

[buggz05]

She says we've got to hooooolld on to what we've got. It doesn't make a difference if we like or not. We've got each other and that's a lot for love, for love.

 

[trilluminated]

shout out to myself.

 

[buggz05]

Woooooooooaaahhh were halfway theerre

 

[rck3sactown]

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cheer up pretty boy

 

[rck3sactown]

 

[mahnametahrone]

Friday night team sober

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Sike I'm ******g on 2

 

[dankenstien88]

Ketchup fountain ?

 

[rck3sactown]

Ketchup fountain ?

I like to imagine its a buffalo sauce fountain