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I like to imagine its a buffalo sauce fountain
Ketchup fountain ?
I was gonna say it looks more rorange than redthe thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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I was gonna say it looks more rorange than red
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Alright y'all, I need some perspective on this situation or scenario that occurred tonight at work.
A little background: I work at a grocery store, I see milfs all the time, they be mirin, I be mirin. Fast forward to tonight.
I recently put in my 2 weeks and this Sunday is my last day. One of the milfs that I haven't seen in a while, was in the store tonight and when she came up to the cashiers, she asked me where have I been. I ask her the same thing and she smiles. I'm hanging around talking to her and I have to check ids for wine sells and she says some thing like, I'm older than I look, wow 35, ******g granny status, but I tell her she's pretty young and she smiles. Other customers need help so I didn't say bye to her or nothing, but she left behind something and I ran out to give it to her, her baking soda that is. She laughs and I instinctly say, will I be able to see you again? She laughs and she starts with the age thing and I'm like, well you know age is just a number, but in Spanish(this whole conversations in Spanish btw), but I said it wrong it didn't come out right. She tells me she's married and blah blah my husband is 16 years older than me, I'm just like ok lol. Anyways, she said see you next time and she bounced.
Now I don't know if I played it wrong or what. I don't feel bad about it, feel bretty great for going in. But just the whole thing, idk, I get the feeling she wants to be chased or something. I know she might come back, but I probably won't see her again if its past this Sunday. Did I do it right?
A little background: I work at a grocery store, I see milfs all the time, they be mirin, I be mirin. Fast forward to tonight.
I recently put in my 2 weeks and this Sunday is my last day. One of the milfs that I haven't seen in a while, was in the store tonight and when she came up to the cashiers, she asked me where have I been. I ask her the same thing and she smiles. I'm hanging around talking to her and I have to check ids for wine sells and she says some thing like, I'm older than I look, wow 35, ******g granny status, but I tell her she's pretty young and she smiles. Other customers need help so I didn't say bye to her or nothing, but she left behind something and I ran out to give it to her, her baking soda that is. She laughs and I instinctly say, will I be able to see you again? She laughs and she starts with the age thing and I'm like, well you know age is just a number, but in Spanish(this whole conversations in Spanish btw), but I said it wrong it didn't come out right. She tells me she's married and blah blah my husband is 16 years older than me, I'm just like ok lol. Anyways, she said see you next time and she bounced.
Now I don't know if I played it wrong or what. I don't feel bad about it, feel bretty great for going in. But just the whole thing, idk, I get the feeling she wants to be chased or something. I know she might come back, but I probably won't see her again if its past this Sunday. Did I do it right?
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Man I logged into the Tumblr yesterday at starbucks...
All bad. Nothing but NSFW
All bad. Nothing but NSFW
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Has anybody else been getting these random chinese characters at the top of their youtube pages? it looks like this (not my pic):
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Nope, you're not the only one. It goes to a baseball channel.
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thats a relief. i was worried i'd got got.
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Turnt down :x
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Had to go to the ER yesterday during class in the afternoon
Suddenly had trouble breathing and my pulse went up to 140. Docs couldn't reach my lung specialist so they called someone else who didn't show for 2 hours.
He ended up not showing at all and my specialist who wasn't even supposed to be in that day ended up seeing me after they finally managed to contact her and yelled at the other guy over the phone for a while lol.
All tests are fine so she can't determine what exactly is wrong but I require constant monitoring. She injected some epo yesterday which helped quite a bit but my breathing is pretty bad again now so I'm probably gonna have to check myself in for observation for a few days this afternoon.
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In the wee small hours of the morning
While the whole wide world is fast asleep
You lie awake and think about the girl
And never ever think of counting sheep
When your lonely heart has learned it's lesson
Youd be hers if only she would call
In the wee small hours of the morning
That's the time you miss her most of al
While the whole wide world is fast asleep
You lie awake and think about the girl
And never ever think of counting sheep
When your lonely heart has learned it's lesson
Youd be hers if only she would call
In the wee small hours of the morning
That's the time you miss her most of al
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We were over here watching Beverly Hills Cop, everyone passed out drunk, ...didn't know Mike from Breaking Bad was in it. Axel folded him up.
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Had to go to the ER yesterday during class in the afternoon
Suddenly had trouble breathing and my pulse went up to 140. Docs couldn't reach my lung specialist so they called someone else who didn't show for 2 hours.
He ended up not showing at all and my specialist who wasn't even supposed to be in that day ended up seeing me after they finally managed to contact her and yelled at the other guy over the phone for a while lol.
All tests are fine so she can't determine what exactly is wrong but I require constant monitoring. She injected some epo yesterday which helped quite a bit but my breathing is pretty bad again now so I'm probably gonna have to check myself in for observation for a few days this afternoon.
get well man.
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Hope columbia is doing better...
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Genevieve Chanelle
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heyy doodz
fell asleep like a 7 last night and my family went out to eat without me
fell asleep like a 7 last night and my family went out to eat without me
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I'm at the hospital right now, bored out of my mind. The doc can't say for sure yet if my CT scan shows an infection or lung embolism so I'm here for 3 to 4 days on observation
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I'm speaking out of experience many times over. You did it wrong. This situation is one of the true YOLO(I hate using that but it's appropriate) moments in life. You're leaving your job, older yambs come thru putting out the feelers. She bit, and you stunted. In a case like this, you should have said EXACTLY what was on your mind. I mean, what exactly do you have to lose here? I would have said something very sexual. It may seem like the awkward thing to say, but you'd be surprised at the responses you get from an older woman. Here's a tip when dealing with older women. THEY PLAY NO GAMES. Say what you want to do to her, in a flirty, yet tactful manner. She she's wit it, then you in. If not, no harm, no foul. At the very least she'd be flattered that you thought enough to say what you said. But you can't go applying this rule all willy nilly, you have to do it when it seems like it will flow, such as this situation. I wonder where you are for you to have posted that at 3:26am EST. Seems like you've been second guessing that situation most of the night....
I wish you a speedy recovery my friend.
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Saul Goodman has a new life in Nebraska on Breaking Bad...Bob Odenkirk is in a new movie called Nebraska...mind blown...
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¿zpoop dns
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'shup
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Just showed my bro the GSC threads. I think I'll show him the details later. It's a great intro to NT for the newb. It has all you can ask for in an NT experience
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Didn't know Westbrook and Durant were my age.
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Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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Been thinking about this bus yambs.
