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never had egg nog
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how do you know its a luxury shoe. a rep to identify a shoe, i dont think so homie
wale has a new video on worldstar. I promise to rep anyone who can name his shoe. it seems to be luxury
It's good, but I can see why some don't like it. I didn't used to like it.
never had egg nog
I need a collection of all your posts during the time you spent with this chick. I always crack up reading them.
I'm lonely as hell right now, but I ain't getting back with my ex.
My ex girl proved to be the bird that I suspected she was, spreading
lies talmbout "his meat small", aight thot. My meat small, but you was the one
taking the d on the couch in my living room sounding like the Wilhelm Scream on a loop.
Just started, but I didn't put a lot. I actually don't like to mix alcohol with my nogg. It tastes nasty to me.
You been drinking all day or you just starting?
Welcome to my TAN ****That feeling when u remember someone and they don't remember you FDB
**** Ventanas@Moe Fab a/c as in air conditioning...the central ac in my house is having problems
Just started, but I didn't put a lot. I actually don't like to mix alcohol with my nogg. It tastes nasty to me.
You been drinking all day or you just starting?
I put in work on my girl, today's our 1 month anniversary. I still ain't get my nut though, maybe my stamina is high or its some marginal yambs, either way I'm happy. She knocked out on the couch right now
I'm not a virgin anymore.
This girl is snoring right now eughck.
I'm gonna get punished when my grandma comes home but till then I'm living my life like It's golden.
I still am in awe that I got yambs yesterday TWICE.
I don't think I can enjoy fapping anymore, it used to be my
favorite past time, and now it just feels empty. I used to spend
hours a day doing it, but now I cringe at the thought.
I'm feeling like a light skin, chubby Ric Flair right now though.
I gotta finish my Rutger's application today. I'm so excited for
college, and being able to expand my social reach. Meeting new
people of various backgrounds and experiences is so dope to me.
It's now up to me to control my destiny and pursue a career in
the medical field to make this cash. Also,those sweet college
yambs.
Im a chump and I wifed ua gardening tool, I'm disgusted with myself
My girl buggin bout college, getting mad/sad just cuz we're not going to the same place.
I really like her but I'm not going to college in Alabama fohwtbs.
Just enjoy what we have right now, the future is in the future.
She called me about it, and said it was just discharge, and she's coming off
a period. Everything's good, but that **** is GROCE.
I think me and my girl are done.
I went over her house on monday and while I was messing
with her I saw some white flakes in the box, and it smelled awful.
So I got to school today and I tried to talk to her about, but I
was trying to sugar coat it and beat around the bush (I admit that as bad)
and she got mad. She called me earlier and I missed the call, so I called back,
but she won't answer. I've prepared for this moment, but I really do care about
her.
How are ya'll doing?
I f***ed my girl a lil bit last night
I went to my friend's dad's house with my girl, my bro, his girl, and her friend.
My bro and his girl took the upstairs my friend and his girl took the living room,
and I took the downstairs.
I ate the box than got to work. I strapped up, put my jammy inside and, the heat immediately
hit my jawn like opening the oven too quick. We went at it than stopped
cuz she said I was going too fast*cam'ron gif*. Than she sucked my jawn on the couch.
A good night in general, but I am having trouble busting. I thought I'd lose
my cool immediately, but these days it takes seemingly forever. She throated my jawn in the living room
and than we moved it to the kitchen and she jerked me, while I popped her with the
"come hither" fingers. Then my friend's dad came in the house, I immediately hid behind the fridge,
as it would not be fun explaining this teenage house party to the owner of said house.
I ain't even bust.
Last night was probably the greatest night of my life tbh.
Bruhs, she licked and sucked my balls, that's love right there.
I almost said I loved her too, I was in a unbelievable euphoria of
getting my jammy licked and sucked. When she was kissing and sucking on my neck, I
felt like one of those kawaii tumblr comic jawns getting seduced like "senpai no!".
I'm gonna lose some cool points here (like I ever had any to begin with), but
I kissed her right after she had my piece in her mouth.
It would've been better had I of got to finish
but I was just so happy letting her get what she needed.
I hope that you're the one, If not, you are the prototype
@beh235 Here's the anthology of Mr. and Mrs.Rusty Shackelford the 2013 edition.
Yo! I was with my girl tonight at her house, and while we're watching
a movie, one thing lead to another and I reached into her pants and started
finger-popping her. She's like convulsing and breathing heavy, saying
"eff me, eff me", when people said that vagina's were tight, I didn't understand
the full magnitude of the situation. Unfortunately we were interrupted by her lil bro.
So later, I tell her to get up on the couch kinda like in a doggy
style position, and I pull her pants and her panties down.
I spread her butt, and whoadies I could see everything.
Then I hit her with the Spirit Gun like I was Yusuke Urameshi
Today was a good day, I still got the smell on my fingers too.
I had a chick come through and she spent the night, I woke up the next morning hearing her in the bathroom. I went in after her and lo and behold there was pee on the toilet seat.
I just realized how much I'm going IN on these plates tomorrow man.
Pancakes and sausage for breakfast
All the other stuff for lunch
All the other stuff for leftovers
LETS GOOO
you're giving me ideas man..^^^
And egg nog x ice cream combo
I saw house party on the guide and thought damn I wonder if that's like house party house party and kept on scrolling not giving a damn either way.
That's with dude from Everybody Hates Chris, right? I saw exactly two minutes of that junk and turned.For some reason, I'm watching a brand new House Party movie, and as expected, it's wack as ****Kid, Play, Martin, and Gina would embarrassed by this. It's about on par with that House Party that had Marques Houston and Meagan Good in it.
Whoa whoa whoa, I see you Rusty
I saw house party on the guide and thought damn I wonder if that's like house party house party and kept on scrolling not giving a damn either way.
I admire your love for Shiba's
The GOAT breed
shibas
My dream dog. I die a little inside whenever I see one on the street knowing I don't have one of my own yet.
Same here
One day my friend
I'm going to be resurrecting the "What are you drinking tonight" post in a couple of hours (Christmas Eve Edition). I would start it now but I have to go pick up my wife from work at 9pm so I won't be getting it cracking until around 9:30pm. It's an open invite to anyone who wants to participate.
I refuse to believe had pants is a new member
Ol amphibian lookin boy'
I'm going to be resurrecting the "What are you drinking tonight" post in a couple of hours (Christmas Eve Edition). I would start it now but I have to go pick up my wife from work at 9pm so I won't be getting it cracking until around 9:30pm. It's an open invite to anyone who wants to participate.
Going to pick up soms Crsytal Head in a minute
Confidence is shot right now. All over the place. Feel ugly.
How could I forget. Have a good Christmas Eve famb
have a wonderful x-mas eve everybody.. bout to go enjoy my self with the fam
And Red off the Five Heartbeats was ruthless with it...
Suge Knight was trying to be like Red when he hung Vanilla Ice off the balcony...
And Red off the Five Heartbeats was ruthless with it...
Suge Knight was trying to be like Red when he hung Vanilla Ice off the balcony...
Red had a top 5 perm DOA
I said my hours are from 9 to 5.
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@franc
@rck3sactown
I won't say where I'm going at the moment. I'll post a pic when I do.
@Elpablo21
I can never forget putting the fam on
I love X's version of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
I just realized how much I'm going IN on these plates tomorrow man.
Pancakes and sausage for breakfast
All the other stuff for lunch
All the other stuff for leftovers
LETS GOOO