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Found this interesting.

Advice to Young Men from an Old Man



1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid.
2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time
3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.
4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.
5. As a former Marine, take it from me. Don’t join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people’s economic or political interests.
6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people, and a theoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize that the proponent’s intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter, no matter what ******** they try to feed you.
7. Don’t be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican, don’t be a “conservative.” They are whining, *****ing, complaining, simple-minded self-righteous idiots who think they’re perpetual victims. Listen to talk radio for a while, you’ll see what I mean.
8. Don’t take proffered advice without a critical analysis. 90% of all advice is intended to benefit the proponent, not the recipient. Actually, the number is probably closer to 97%, but I don’t want to come off as cynical.
9. You’ll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you owe them. You don’t owe the vast majority of people ****.
10. Don’t undermine your fellow young men. Mentor the young men that come after you. Society recognizes that you have the potential to be the most power force in society. It scares them. Society does not find young men sympathetic. They are afraid of you, both individually and collectively. Law enforcement’s primary purpose is to suppress you.
11. As a young man, you’re on your own. Society divides and conquers. Unlike women who have advocates looking out for them (NOW, Women’s Study Departments, government, non-profit organizations, political advocacy groups) almost no one is looking out for you.
12. Young men provide the genius and muscle by which our society thrives. Look at the Silicone Valley. By in large, it was not old men or women that created the revolution we live. Realize that society steals your contributions, secures it with our intellectual property laws, and then takes credit and the rewards where none is due.
13. Know that few people have your best interests at heart. Your mother does. Your father probably does (if he stuck around). Your siblings are on your side. Everybody else worries about themselves.
14. Don’t be afraid to tell people to “**** off” when need be. It is an important skill to acquire. As they say, speak your piece, even if your voice shakes.
15. Acquire empathy, good interpersonal skills, and confidence. Learn to read body language and non-verbal communication. Don’t just concentrate on your vocational or technical skills, or you’ll find your wife ******g somebody else.
16. Keep fit.
17. Don’t speak ill of your wife/girlfriend. Back her up against the world, even if she’s wrong. She should know that you have her back. When she needs your help, give it. She should know that you’ll take her part.
18. Don’t cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don’t humiliate her. Don’t risk having your transgressions come back to her or her friends. Don’t do it where you live. Don’t do it with people in your social circle. Don’t **** in your own back yard.
19. If your girlfriend doesn’t make you feel good about yourself and bring joy to your life, fire her. That’s what girlfriends are for.
20. Don’t bother with “emotional affairs.” They are just a vehicle for women to flirt and have someone make them feel good about themselves. That’s the part of a relationship they want. For you it is a lot of work and investment in time. If they are having an emotional affair with you, they’re probably ******g someone else.
21. Becoming a woman’s friend and confidant is not going to get you into an intimate relationship. If you haven’t gotten the girl within a reasonably short period of time, chances are you won’t ever get her. She’ll end up confiding to you about the sexual adventures she’s having with someone else.
22. Have and nurture friendships with women.
23. Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love easily. You’re going to see some girl and feel like you’ll die if you don’t get her. If she rejects you, move on to the next one. It’s her loss.
24. Don’t be an internet troll. Got out and live life. There is not a cadre of beautiful women advertising on Craigslist to have NSA sex with you. Beautiful women don’t need to advertise. The websites that advertise with attractive women’s photos and claims of loneliness are baloney. All they want is your money and your personal information so that they can market to you. The posts on Craigslist by young “women” seeking NSA sex, and asking for a picture are just a bunch of gay troll pic collectors. This is especially true if the post uses common gay lexicon like “hole” as in “**** my hole” or seeks “masculine” men, or uses the word cock (except in the context of “Don’t send a cock shot.”) There are women on Craigslist. They are easily recognizable by their 2-5 paragraph postings. Most are in their 30's or older.
25. When you become a man in full, know that people will get in your way. People who are attracted to you will somehow manage to step in your path. Gay guys will give you “the look.” Old people will somehow stumble in front of you at the worst time. Don’t get frustrated. Just step aside and go about your business. Know that these are passive aggressive methods to get you to acknowledge their existence.
26. Don’t gay bash. Don’t mentally or physically abuse people because of who they are, or how they present themselves. It’s none of your business to try to intimidate people into conformity.
27. If your gay, admit it to yourself, your parents, your friends and society at large. Be prepared to get harassed. See rule 14. If someone threatens you or assaults you, call the cops. Have them arrested. You have no obligation to self sacrifice because of who you are. As a gay person, you’ll have more social freedom than straight men. Use it to protect yourself. Be prepared to get out of Dodge if your orientation makes your life unbearable. Move to San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, or New Orleans. You’ll find a welcoming community there.
28. Don’t be a poser. Avoid being one of those dudes who puts a surfboard on top of their car, but never surfs, or a dude with a powder coated fixed gear bike and a messenger bag, but was never a messenger. Live the life. Earn your bona fides.
29. Don’t believe the crap about the patriarchy. More women are accepted and attend college. More degrees are awarded to women than men. Women outlive men. More men commit suicide. Men are twice as likely to be victims of violence, including murder. If you consider sexual assaults in prisons, twice as many men are raped as women (society thinks prison rape is funny). The streets are littered with homeless men, sprinkled with a few homeless women. Statically, women are happier than men. The myth that girls are being cheated by are educational system is belied by the fact that schools are bastions of femininity, mostly run by and taught by women. Girls outperform boys in school. It is the boys in school getting ****** over, and prescribed ritalin for being boys. Real wages for men are falling, while real wages for women are rising. Just because someone says something enough times, doesn’t make it true. You have nothing to feel guilty about.
30. Remember, 97% of all advice is worthless. Take what you can use, and trash the rest.

Will read when I sober up.
Repped in the meantime :hat
 
I hate it when you take a female out to eat, and she orders some steak with sizzling shrimp on top and the most expensive drink on the menu all while grinning at you. Then I got to dumb it down to a kids meal, water, lemons and sugar to balance out the tab...on top of all that you get no play that night..broke college kid problems. :{

Ole sucka *** boy :{

About to get the noodz from this chick tonight and I'll def be lining that up when I visit my old college for homecoming in november :evil :smokin
 
I hate it when you take a female out to eat, and she orders some steak with sizzling shrimp on top and the most expensive drink on the menu all while grinning at you. Then I got to dumb it down to a kids meal, water, lemons and sugar to balance out the tab...on top of all that you get no play that night..broke college kid problems. 
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When the check comes tell the waitress to dutch that **** and smile at back at your date
 
I hate it when you take a female out to eat, and she orders some steak with sizzling shrimp on top and the most expensive drink on the menu all while grinning at you. Then I got to dumb it down to a kids meal, water, lemons and sugar to balance out the tab...on top of all that you get no play that night..broke college kid problems. :{

You got played bruh.
You bought her sweet potatoes, but she giving Tyrone the yambs.
 
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Fellas meet the AndroExtender: Penis Extender....I bought it when I was on deployment off of Amazon to see it if could get me up to 10 inches. Apparently you have to wear that thing for like 9 hours a day for it to work....and thats just not reasonable.

Long story short, Im moving tommorow, should I leave it here for the next guy to find (i think that would be hilarious), should I leave it in some random place, or should I take it with me and try again?

I have a feeling this will negatively affect my rep smh :{





It needs to be noted that YES I am ashamed of myself and NO I'm not proud of this...but in retrospect its ridiculously funny. It should also be noted that I dont take myself that serious, so advanceth upon a broeth

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I hate it when you take a female out to eat, and she orders some steak with sizzling shrimp on top and the most expensive drink on the menu all while grinning at you. Then I got to dumb it down to a kids meal, water, lemons and sugar to balance out the tab...on top of all that you get no play that night..broke college kid problems. :{
When the check comes tell the waitress to dutch that **** and smile at back at your date
do this especially if you drove her there, that ride home :smokin :lol
 
I didn't have any rib-eye left nor cilantro... :( basically fries, cheese, green onion, siracha+mayo & the kimchi on top.

regular siracha on the side with a coke.

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Fellas meet the AndroExtender: Penis Extender....I bought it when I was on deployment off of Amazon to see it if could get me up to 10 inches. Apparently you have to wear that thing for like 9 hours a day for it to work....and thats just not reasonable
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, is it VNDS?
i feel slow as hell for just getting this considering he's my 2nd favorite character. those are turrrrible tho.
 
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Fellas meet the AndroExtender: Penis Extender....I bought it when I was on deployment off of Amazon to see it if could get me up to 10 inches. Apparently you have to wear that thing for like 9 hours a day for it to work....and thats just not reasonable.

Long story short, Im moving tommorow, should I leave it here for the next guy to find (i think that would be hilarious), should I leave it in some random place, or should I take it with me and try again?

I have a feeling this will negatively affect my rep smh :{





It needs to be noted that YES I am ashamed of myself and NO I'm not proud of this...but in retrospect its ridiculously funny. It should also be noted that I dont take myself that serious, so advanceth upon a broeth

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wrap that up and leave it for the next man. leave a note bout how its been passed from BDP to BDP and that it changed your life or something.
 
i was thinking of watching it, thanks for that.
In time with Justin timberlake sucked too

I thought in time was ok. def could have been better executed but the concept was interesting enough for me to enjoy watching it ($1 redbox)

contagion was stupid, boring, and the ending was weak. Outbreak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> contagion
 
When the check comes tell the waitress to dutch that **** and smile at back at your date

OR...you order the same thing she did, eat it, smiling right back at her the whole time, and then get up and go to the restrooom...











...at your place.
 
For ..... and giggles I added some barbeque sauce to a plate of brown rice/veggies and it tasted pretty damn good.
 
It hurts losing the woman u love, the woman u wanted to marry :(

What else can u do to get over a break up?







On a bright side, it's Wednesday tomorrow...direct deposit should hit :hat
 
Nt fam yall are the best, always get me out my slumps, sometimes i feel like i actually know yall 8o
 
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