the thread about nothing...

[yeezusdisciple]

TAN rap battle later?

they want me to battle
my raps so detrimental they might tattle
shake that booty like its a rattle
im the king of tan
never received my ban
got me motivated sitting on the can
i used to be a docta
now all im a certifited sat procta
i get them tests in
sometimes i get them bricks in
flippin bricks ballin up chumps like rck
ryda is a visionary of my testaement
newmy always complainnin bout her rent
i dont doubt she tryna trick some tannas
she tries real hard to get tehm bananas
sleazy love them cats
i like my booty phats
this is just the tip of the iceberg
me yung marco and mr.ferg

 

[marco23]

I would freestyle a whole song for tan right now but I can't upload vids :/

 

[kickstart]

That income tax hit and I wasn't even expecting it. Great weekend surprise.

 

[WASPS ANDD ASPS]

i gotta rusty stove

and a crusty nose

girbaud shuttle jeans?

yes, must be those

or northpole shorty

style, michael jorddy

im steppin on my jeans

oh lordy...lordy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[had pants]

 

[Fozz]

Man, I still have to file my taxes. But I'm so lazy. I knew waking up early this morning would mess up my productivity.

 

[yeezusdisciple]

im like a refrigeratior

always plugged in

 

[sb]

Another rare mixtape cover

this guy

 

[RIP sleazyy]

I wish I wasn't at work

4 bars! Tron Cat beat.


Sleazyy on the prowl, grab your women I'm comin to spread some seeds around
Burnin Moses' bush, gettin knowledge minus the cap and gown

That's higher learning, while you're yearning for a little ***
I'm doing juke moves and telling dimes "I think I'm gonna pass"

I'm not a rapper, I'm a tripper that can ride a beat
You're simply wimply, yellow soul like what's on my feet

Obliteration, rhyming genie I might grant your wishes
In a lamp laxin eatin wings with NT thick *******

 

[Deleted member 72674]

Another rare mixtape cover

*INCLUDES BONUS TRACKS: HOW MANY RINGS & PAINTED MY PECKER BLUE*

 

[rare]

These TAN rap battles. I wish I could partake, but my rhyme schemes are not up to par to compete with the bars my fellow tanners set forth in a manner, thats so absurd my rhymes will leave you blurred, within the lines that leave you bloodied from your eyes, you know like ketchup heinz?

 

[bilboshmangins]

Bilbo get on the mic
Catch bodies
You get on the mic
Get love from nobody

(Somebody get me a ricola brfore I spaz on these dudes)



Barzzz

 

[herbshuttles15]

Ain't no such thing as halfway crooks
Except for me school by day , murder by night
Now as I write this dusty 16, I dust off my 9
Making this music that get you high,
****** needed this it was dire
Go and call your ******, go and call your messiahs
Tell em I'm giving you this orange fire
I'm gonna tell you about the money, *******, and cars
You know it's a lie
But I'm just here to get you by

I think I wrote this senior year in hs

 

[marco23]

Yo, yo yo,
I'm not arapper but I be spitting that ill **** b
I'll whoop doodz ***** like Bruce lee
you know you can't get money like me
I only rock the NTdenim
The **** will sting you like venom
I pimp these dumb *******
And my sweg will be having you **** your britches

 

[rare]

A shout out to da NTdenim, word to bayyy
the style is such a fray
I pray, that one day I,
will cop as many a pair that my eyes can find
the threads that bind, this bar together are so rich in
quality that it causes friction, you know my diction is unmatched
so light a match in remembrance, to every mc that's now past tense

How's that guise?

 

[bendover]

Ya bars come quite low to me, call me Alcatraz.
And I leave you BenDover like N'Sync, your a Lance Bass.
This is the thread about Nothing, page 7274
Try and step up to me, I'll be knocking on your door.
Tap, Tap, pull. Tap, Tap, Pull. Yea you know we fam.
But don't ever cross me, or I'll hit you with the Meth BAAAAANNNNNN

 

[beh235]

I battle anybody any race
You beatin' me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface
You can't see me I'm blind to the eye
Jump up in ya face boom pow surprise!

 

[ballahb]

TAN raps in ALL CAPS, Fall Back,
we Kings here been here like 3 years
Isaiah Thomas of this rap ****

*i can't hear, turn my headphones up*

 

[xbiker47]

 

[bayyrd]

This goes out to the ladies in TAN
Shoefreak, newmoan, shoyru and Va-JJ Watt..

Rub a dub dub
Lets have some fun

Got dat angus well cooked
But watch dat pepper

Tan in my spare time no rck
Wear da uggs with no dambs like rck

Try to wear the NTdenim but i just can't do it
Stunting in my nikes you know I had to just do it

fresh like WATER
Which is so RARE
Played MARCO in sonic
Yet felt so RUSTY

So many references
Ill let bilbo break it down

 

[bilboshmangins]

This goes out to the ladies in TAN
Shoefreak, newmoan, shoyru and Va-JJ Watt..

Rub a dub dub
Lets have some fun

Got dat angus well cooked
But watch dat pepper

Tan in my spare time no rck
Wear da uggs with no dambs like rck

Try to wear the NTdenim but i just can't do it
Stunting in my nikes you know I had to just do it

fresh like WATER
Which is so RARE
Played MARCO in sonic
Yet felt so RUSTY

So many references
Ill let bilbo break it down

Barz

 

[bilboshmangins]

Beh move bricks like barney ruble
Ironic cause he's the same age as



















Barney ruble!!!

Bilbo give guhs that vitamin d like flintstones
Pockets stay full of that cream like coldstone
Me and franc talk cheese like provolone
Marco need to get his cheddar up before he gets grown

(I'm not even a rapper...someone get me some robutusin right quick)

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

what's cracking bluhd!

 

[Ox.]

Another rare mixtape cover

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

That bill murray in caddy shack swag!