the thread about nothing...

I wouldn't have gotten ANY type of sleep.

Listening to Wrestlemania ever night. :smh:

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that would be sooo good right now.



When i was 17, i brought my girl home from school and nobody was home so i told her you don't need to hold yourself.

It was the first time she could let herself go and boy she did.

got me feeling like a boss :smokin :smokin (just 17 at the time, this type of **** gets to your head :lol:)

Finished, she went directly to sleep.

Went to the kitchen to get some food (your boy was hungry, ya know!)


Get there, my older brother is studying.

Looked at him straight in the eyes with the stoneface, made some food and kept it moving.

Never told my girlfriend at the time too.
 
Oh I dont care, it was the look she gave me. I dont know if she was impressed, just laughing at me(I dont really know what was funny), or what.

Did she want some? I dunno...

she wanted the d



:lol:


You guys are freaks

lol Yea, I dont think I could have done that. She was well past her prime for the most part.

I probably would've, literally, killed that lady.

dat humblebrag

if interested, i have a digital download of the departed. first quote of this post gets it :nerd:
Did i miss it? :frown:

yeah, bae got it.

He knows

:rofl: :wow:
 
when my girl lived with her friend, I would purposely make her louder.

when ol girl mentioned "paper thin walls" one day I almost died. she looked so jealous.

foot and toe curling > crying > loud noises though.
 
when my girl lived with her friend, I would purposely make her louder.

when ol girl mentioned "paper thin walls" one day I almost died. she looked so jealous.

foot and toe curling > crying > loud noises though.

cant walk right > her stuck in the same position more than a minute after pullin out >>>>>>> foot and toe curling > crying > loud noises though
 
I think I'm gonna grow my hair out, twist it, then once I get some

hang time, I'll get it bald faded, and end up with the Sokka cut.
 
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Girl texting you saying her ***** is sore is on the list too :lol:

comes with can't walk right :pimp:
 
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what about the blood?

that seems a really messy way to kill someone.
 
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