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Overrated Foods
Today I would like to talk about foods that are overrated. Before you jump all over my **** about these items let me explain. I’m not saying these foods are bad. In fact most of these foods are good. The problem is these foods don’t live up to the hype. Kinda like anal. You think it’s gonna be cool before you get into it, but it’s a really ****** time.
The Philadelphia Cheesesteak
Shaved steak, ****** roll, and processed cheese *******. 3 basic ingredients and this soggy ****-stack thinks it deserves to be the food icon of the city of brotherly love. I don’t care if it’s from Tanya Lukes or Jenny Geno’s this sandwich is the Tim Tebow of the sandwich world. A big pile of **** off. I know some of you are probably saying “no way man, come to Philly I’ll show you. I have the best cheesesteak spot right down the road from me” and that is where you are wrong. What you have down the street from you is an establishment so far up its own *** it can’t even come up with a good menu item.
Sushi
How can you tell someone has eaten some sushi? Just wait they’ll ******’ tell you. Sushi is like the MacBook of the food world. If someone has had some, you’ll be the first to ******’ know. Don’t get me wrong, I love some sushi. The real problem here is that the sushi **** has been jerked a little to hard over the years. There used to be a time when sushi was viewed as a fine food. A food that most peoples pallets wouldn’t appreciate. Now there’s a sushi joint on every block and my news feed looks like a ******’ fish market. If you eat a piece of sushi smothered in soy sauce and wasabi it doesn’t make you a sushi lover. It makes you a ****** ******.
Lobster
You can put a $80 price tag on a turd it’s still a ******’ turd. Lobster got it’s start as prison food which makes sense to me because that’s what it tastes like….and the lobster roll is no better so don’t even ******’ think about it. This crummy crustacean is the Dyson Vacuum of the sea **** floor. A bottom feeder. 110% of the time when the animal you are eating spent it’s life eating trash, that **** will taste like trash. What do you think would happened if cows spent their day eating cow ****? I’ll tell you what would happen. We wouldn’t have a Red Robin that’s for sure. Which leads me to my next overrated food **** fest….
Red Robin
Bottomless steak fries. The one good thing about bottomless steak fries is **** bottomless steak fries. The burgers. I don’t know too much about the burgers. I’ve been twice and both times I should have ****** my way off across the parking lot to eat at Petco. Gourmet burgers my asspipe. Just because you put guacamole and onion strings on a burger doesn’t make that **** gourmet. It makes it gour******. I’d rather eat a chickpea burger with Jullian Michaels than even smell an A1 Peppercorn **** factory.
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Nothing positive to say about these **** turds. Strawberries alone are overrated as ****. They are usually bitter and don’t taste anything like you want them to taste. I’m not sure why these things are a huge around Valentines Day. Nothin’ to love about these ******’ things.
Coffee
**** coffee. Every person that drinks coffee thinks they’re some sort of coffee ******’ go hard. They really think they know a good cup of jo. Coffee sucks and it tastes like 3 bags of **** stuffed into 1 bag of ****, which is why most of you dump 16 sugars and 3 cups of milk in it. You’re taking coffee and turning it into a milkshake. Congratulations, blow me.
Mac n’ Cheese
Mac n’ cheese is delicious. Cheesy, gooey, melty…what’s not to be loved? The issue here is that everyone’s got a recipe and all those recipes are ****. Don’t jerk off your grandmother and try and tell me she has the best Mac n’ cheese in the world, because your grandmother is an old **** factory. Let me guess….she toasts up some bread crumbs, sprinkles it over a tray of **** noodles, some garbage cheddar cheese, and thinks she’s Rachael ******’ Ray. Good Mac takes time. It takes multiple cheeses. Good Mac should taste better cold than warm. If you taste your Mac cold and it tastes like a wet fart, your Mac is ******.
Hawaiian Pizza
I’m not really sure why a pizza with ham, pineapple, and bacon is called a Hawaiian pizza. Most of these ingredients first showed up in this world in Europe, and last time I checked…Hawaii was no where near the **** there. This hate can actually spread to multiple pizza types. Buffalo chicken, cheeseburger, ******’ chicken broccoli Alfredo….**** all that noise. Whatever happened to a little cheese, some sauce, some meat, and a veggie or two? Keep the fruit on the ******’ tree. Another thing, stop making pizza crust out of cauliflower. Saying the words “healthy pizza” is basically the same as saying “a good rape”.
Lasagna
I’m not really sure if there is that much hype behind lasagna, but **** lasagna. I mean it’s good and ****, but **** this over-the-top cake made out of noodles and sauce.
Buffalo Wings
Let’s end this list with a real ******’ downer. Buffalo Wings. **** ton of hype here. The wing **** has officially been jerked dry. The biggest problem with Buffalo Wings….is everything. ****** chicken wing, usually over fried, tossed in some store bought buffalo sauce served up with some **** **** factory bottled blue cheese. Yeah some places go the extra mile and make their own sauce and dip, but they’re the1% and they don’t count. 10 cent wing night? **** 10 cent wing night. You know why the wings coast 10 cents? Because they usually ******’ suck. Don’t get me wrong love some wings. Give me 8 of these bad boys and a decent blue cheese and I’m cool as **** with it, but I’m not gonna drive to Buffalo to suck the blue cheese man pipe dry over them. I will give credit to those who offer a **** ton of house sauces and dips, but the rest of you cooking up ****** frozen wings tossed in Franks Red Hot can go **** a Buffalo butt.
This concludes my list of overrated foods. Did I miss something? Is there a food out there that although may be delicious, has to much ******’ hype behind it? Hit me up I want to hear about that ****.
Overrated Foods
Today I would like to talk about foods that are overrated. Before you jump all over my **** about these items let me explain. I’m not saying these foods are bad. In fact most of these foods are good. The problem is these foods don’t live up to the hype. Kinda like anal. You think it’s gonna be cool before you get into it, but it’s a really ****** time.
The Philadelphia Cheesesteak
Shaved steak, ****** roll, and processed cheese *******. 3 basic ingredients and this soggy ****-stack thinks it deserves to be the food icon of the city of brotherly love. I don’t care if it’s from Tanya Lukes or Jenny Geno’s this sandwich is the Tim Tebow of the sandwich world. A big pile of **** off. I know some of you are probably saying “no way man, come to Philly I’ll show you. I have the best cheesesteak spot right down the road from me” and that is where you are wrong. What you have down the street from you is an establishment so far up its own *** it can’t even come up with a good menu item.
Sushi
How can you tell someone has eaten some sushi? Just wait they’ll ******’ tell you. Sushi is like the MacBook of the food world. If someone has had some, you’ll be the first to ******’ know. Don’t get me wrong, I love some sushi. The real problem here is that the sushi **** has been jerked a little to hard over the years. There used to be a time when sushi was viewed as a fine food. A food that most peoples pallets wouldn’t appreciate. Now there’s a sushi joint on every block and my news feed looks like a ******’ fish market. If you eat a piece of sushi smothered in soy sauce and wasabi it doesn’t make you a sushi lover. It makes you a ****** ******.
Lobster
You can put a $80 price tag on a turd it’s still a ******’ turd. Lobster got it’s start as prison food which makes sense to me because that’s what it tastes like….and the lobster roll is no better so don’t even ******’ think about it. This crummy crustacean is the Dyson Vacuum of the sea **** floor. A bottom feeder. 110% of the time when the animal you are eating spent it’s life eating trash, that **** will taste like trash. What do you think would happened if cows spent their day eating cow ****? I’ll tell you what would happen. We wouldn’t have a Red Robin that’s for sure. Which leads me to my next overrated food **** fest….
Red Robin
Bottomless steak fries. The one good thing about bottomless steak fries is **** bottomless steak fries. The burgers. I don’t know too much about the burgers. I’ve been twice and both times I should have ****** my way off across the parking lot to eat at Petco. Gourmet burgers my asspipe. Just because you put guacamole and onion strings on a burger doesn’t make that **** gourmet. It makes it gour******. I’d rather eat a chickpea burger with Jullian Michaels than even smell an A1 Peppercorn **** factory.
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Nothing positive to say about these **** turds. Strawberries alone are overrated as ****. They are usually bitter and don’t taste anything like you want them to taste. I’m not sure why these things are a huge around Valentines Day. Nothin’ to love about these ******’ things.
Coffee
**** coffee. Every person that drinks coffee thinks they’re some sort of coffee ******’ go hard. They really think they know a good cup of jo. Coffee sucks and it tastes like 3 bags of **** stuffed into 1 bag of ****, which is why most of you dump 16 sugars and 3 cups of milk in it. You’re taking coffee and turning it into a milkshake. Congratulations, blow me.
Mac n’ Cheese
Mac n’ cheese is delicious. Cheesy, gooey, melty…what’s not to be loved? The issue here is that everyone’s got a recipe and all those recipes are ****. Don’t jerk off your grandmother and try and tell me she has the best Mac n’ cheese in the world, because your grandmother is an old **** factory. Let me guess….she toasts up some bread crumbs, sprinkles it over a tray of **** noodles, some garbage cheddar cheese, and thinks she’s Rachael ******’ Ray. Good Mac takes time. It takes multiple cheeses. Good Mac should taste better cold than warm. If you taste your Mac cold and it tastes like a wet fart, your Mac is ******.
Hawaiian Pizza
I’m not really sure why a pizza with ham, pineapple, and bacon is called a Hawaiian pizza. Most of these ingredients first showed up in this world in Europe, and last time I checked…Hawaii was no where near the **** there. This hate can actually spread to multiple pizza types. Buffalo chicken, cheeseburger, ******’ chicken broccoli Alfredo….**** all that noise. Whatever happened to a little cheese, some sauce, some meat, and a veggie or two? Keep the fruit on the ******’ tree. Another thing, stop making pizza crust out of cauliflower. Saying the words “healthy pizza” is basically the same as saying “a good rape”.
Lasagna
I’m not really sure if there is that much hype behind lasagna, but **** lasagna. I mean it’s good and ****, but **** this over-the-top cake made out of noodles and sauce.
Buffalo Wings
Let’s end this list with a real ******’ downer. Buffalo Wings. **** ton of hype here. The wing **** has officially been jerked dry. The biggest problem with Buffalo Wings….is everything. ****** chicken wing, usually over fried, tossed in some store bought buffalo sauce served up with some **** **** factory bottled blue cheese. Yeah some places go the extra mile and make their own sauce and dip, but they’re the1% and they don’t count. 10 cent wing night? **** 10 cent wing night. You know why the wings coast 10 cents? Because they usually ******’ suck. Don’t get me wrong love some wings. Give me 8 of these bad boys and a decent blue cheese and I’m cool as **** with it, but I’m not gonna drive to Buffalo to suck the blue cheese man pipe dry over them. I will give credit to those who offer a **** ton of house sauces and dips, but the rest of you cooking up ****** frozen wings tossed in Franks Red Hot can go **** a Buffalo butt.
This concludes my list of overrated foods. Did I miss something? Is there a food out there that although may be delicious, has to much ******’ hype behind it? Hit me up I want to hear about that ****.
you just eating grease. 
