This chick here said what?!....

[dipsetgeneral]

This guy

 

[mrbrown]

no pic?

 

[ksteezy]

what a terrible night for you.

 

[jking0821]

lemme see if I got this right


Cliff notes:
you went to bar
ate pretzels
girl makes sexual reference
youre home w meat in hand ready to listen to fellow homie smash

While i was reading the story i thought that she was going to come onto OP and things were gonna be awkward. Then i thought she is gonna try and top off OP or OPs boy at the bar. Then I thought maybe they were going to take her back and run Thomas the Tank Engine on her.

None of this happens......

This whole story can be summarized by saying "my boys girl made a reference to drinking semen" . That is the whole thread.

Maybe the story will get better when OP wakes up and something cool actually happened

 

[kiendienn]

TLDR - chauffeur for the night, now alone in my room.

 

[teamjordan79]

at least i found out what a sailor was and about the professional 15 point rating scale. Thanks OP!

 

[pyboy28]

[quote name="topherr"]


pointy elbows, sharp knees...[/quote]

= a great massage therapist

 

[curbsideprophet]

so did he smash or what.....

And, I hope OP wasn't a participant of No Fap November. Last night seems like the #1 situation for a dude to tickle the twine.

 

[tr1ll]

OP, were you drunk when you posted this??

 

[03silverbullet]

^^^he was, bruh. i read the post twice and couldn't figure out what was going on. it then sank in they bar hopped and knocked down a bunch of shots, cause he's ballin' like that. drunk threads are too damn hard to figure out while sober, i guess.

there should be a sub-forum for drunk thread starters or a T.A.N.-esque thread for these posts. call it D.A.P. (drunk and posting).

 

[brewcrewbux]

^^^he was, bruh. i read the post twice and couldn't figure out what was going on. it then sank in they bar hopped and knocked down a bunch of shots, cause he's ballin' like that. drunk threads are too damn hard to figure out while sober, i guess.
there should be a sub-forum for drunk thread starters or a T.A.N.-esque thread for these posts. call it D.A.P. (drunk and posting).

 

[ironman36]

come on man where the pics at

 

[rellireloaded]

Does she smash the homies?

That's what I took from that comment.  It seemed like maybe she wanted you fellas to throw a party in that ****.

 

[elpablo21]

no pic?

based off the rating no pic sounds like a favor