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Jersey ****** tryna act like they ain't living in the armpit of America
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Your laughing emoticons can't hide your frustrations.
Let me tell you
Anybody in here appreciate air quality?
I mean like, out of the many other things you should appreciate about the location you live in.
I do.
fixedNew Jersey is the sewage system of the tri-state slime
Here, let me hold you for a second until you calm down.
Once you're calm, learn to accept the facts of life b.
Wait....don't you live in New Jersey?Anybody in here appreciate air quality?
I mean like, out of the many other things you should appreciate about the location you live in.
I do. *raises hand*
There's a reason girls will ask a dude with a Jersey accent if he's from New York
I do
Does that upset you?
And someone wash the dude ranting's face for me.
i just thought this was somewhat kinda sorta interesting, not too sure what it means thoAnybody in here appreciate air quality?
I mean like, out of the many other things you should appreciate about the location you live in.
I do. *raises hand*
Don't speak when you aren't spoken to.
And don't quote me.
Not even a fan of dude but i hope u stub ya toe on a door b
No jersey slanda
Long Island is where the 1% and the SWSs live
You a race traitor famb?
Come down to Brentwood b, Wyandanch, Roosevelt etc.
Plenty of predominantly black/hispanic communities on Long Island b.
Man Long Island is where everyone goes once they got a family b. **** a brownstone b.
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I lived in Long Island for a second.
Long Island is segregated as hell doe.
The Mastic/Shirley area :x
I used to smash a girl from Mastic. Place is like a third-world country.I lived in Long Island for a second.Long Island is where the 1% and the SWSs live
You a race traitor famb?
Come down to Brentwood b, Wyandanch, Roosevelt etc.
Plenty of predominantly black/hispanic communities on Long Island b.
Man Long Island is where everyone goes once they got a family b. **** a brownstone b.
Long Island is segregated as hell doe.
The Mastic/Shirley area
Don't be angry.
It's life b ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My folks out on Long Island.
Who mad b?
Delusions of grandeur.
While you sitting up with a Yankee hat on tilt listening to Hov on repeat.
In which car shall I perform this listening?
Stahp it 5.
None of ya'll been to a real NY deli in NY talmbout > NY Delis.
Doubt ya'll ever had a real buffalo chicken sub on real french bread.
That subway bread isn't even real b. In fact they JUST stopped putting the same chemical used in shoe rubber in their bread (azodicarbonamide). Their bread still has a lot of other synthetic BS.
As do their "meats".
Ya'll dudes eating synthetic food and saying it's better than real quality NY deli subs. Subway doesn't even offer bagels or proper sides (cole slaw, egg salad, potato salad, macaroni salad).
Their cookies trash too. Go to a NY deli you can get a fresh black/white cookie baked that morning, or a nice chocolate chip muffin.
While ya'll eating plastic and rubber and ****.
Ya'll not real dudes. Flimsy cats eatin' flimsy food.
Look at that trash that Subway offers as breakfast.
A turkey bacon, egg and cheese on a sesame seed or poppy seed bagel b? With a side of home fries? Bruuuuuh.
I feel sorry for you boys. Outchea ******* up their days off rip.
I bet if I went to their hoods and opened up an authentic NY deli, flew in NY water for the bagels/bread (the reason why NY pizza/food tastes so good is the quality of NY water), that I'd absolutely murk the game.
I should've been a cook b, I ain't know so many cities were absolutely culinary barren wastelands. Cats really go their entire lives without tasting a real slice of pizza.
Pathetic.
Ya'll cities got trash *** water and chefs with no ******* identity. Unless you're hailing frothem feelsm a city with a strong culture your food game is probably trash b.
NY water gets the calcium ion effect, the perfect amount of calcium is dissolved in our water which strengthens wheat protein. Hence why baked goods, pastas. pizza, taste so ******* epic here.
Boy go on with your off-brand NY state.
Ya'll like the bastard stepson. We send our trash to NJ. Facts of life.
"Drain NY of its pros"
But you going home to Joisey slime
New Jersey smells like feet and corn chips tho.
I think he's angrier now.
Me and my delusions
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wow, now that was corny.