T'is the hour of the dawning of a VICTORIAN DISCOURSE, Vol. THRICE

[icyyyesr two3]

Who, among thee, shall commence our proceedings?

The hagis I dinned upon today at Hamburg King was quite delectable. T'was it not?

 

[apollo xxxiii]

Yonder we shall voyage again!

Thrice we have voyaged? What mishaps and good-doings shall we encounter?

 

[crossisom]

H'mm, thine gesture o' conceived post awaken before thine eyes. Thy shrieks o' laughter be in open air.

Sir Apollo of XXXIIIington, thine threads conjure untold quantity o' motifs.

 

[HEATHEN]

 

[apollo xxxiii]

^ Sir SneakerHeathen the Sixth, why art thou moving on yonder floor whilst laughing?

 

[icyyyesr two3]

^Sir Apollo of XXXIIIington, of which county do thy makest thy abode from whence thy be a disciple of such a base crusade asthe Raptors of Toronto?

 

[iblink]

Why, I dare say, thou art wondereth whenst such thread shall reareth thine ugly head.

Gentlemen, gather round as I embark on a tragic of tales whichth involveth my thwarted attempt to covet the female my liking.

Twas twice days of old when I squired said young lady towardst the moors of yonder. Her well endowed boosom left a ting in my nickers. One might say I wasaching to pummeleth her nether regions with the intensity of a thousand Excaliburs. Whenst I moved in to slay the beast, she informed me that she'd beenvisited by her wrentched aunt flow. Needless to say, I saddled my steed and rode off into the night, leaving the wench downst at the river with high hopes thata sorcerer might stumble upon her and damn her darkend soul to the pits of hell.

 

[daprescription]

Ugh. . . I hated reading like this

.

 

[bns1201]

Dare I say hhwhat thy ****eth is commensing?

 

[icyyyesr two3]

^One might sayeth, thou art not jousting.

 

[iblink]

Originally Posted by IcyyyESR Two3

^One might sayeth, thou art not jousting.

Indeedst. One might dareth fix histh mouth to speak such crude words.

 

[limitedretroog]

 

[rdubb]

stupid, you sound

 

[essential]

 

[sneekerluvr]

Originally Posted by RDubb

stupid, you sound

son sound like yoda

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by RDubb

stupid, you sound

Angst, thou displayeth?

 

[bdis1986]

Originally Posted by RDubb

stupid, you sound

 

[forgot about jae]

HOP UP ON NTeeeeeee, TURN MY SWAG OWNNNNN
SEE SOME GENTLE MEN AND BE LIKE WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP

 

[HEATHEN]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by RDubb

stupid, you sound

Angst, thou displayeth?

Well, playeth?....

I faileth.....

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

HOP UP ON NTeeeeeee, TURN MY SWAG OWNNNNN
SEE SOME GENTLE MEN AND BE LIKE WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP

Thou hast faileth

 

[drewdioxin]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

HOP UP ON NTeeeeeee, TURN MY SWAG OWNNNNN
SEE SOME GENTLE MEN AND BE LIKE WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP

Dost thy snout sniff thee faint scent of hateth?

 

[bruce negro]

Tis a jolly day for the various avenues of our beloved fief Niketalk! May the bards commemorate this day!

 

[potus2028]

Ah! Indeed, twas many a moon since last I encountered a thread such as this! Good morrow, men! How doth the Sabbath fand thee? I am currently ingesting apreparation of entheogen leaves whilst awaiting the sporting game betwixt the Cowboy Clan of Dallaschester and the Swashbucklers of Tampadale....

 

[killa couch]

i hath lol'th

 

[kam winston]

Why do I imagine a lute being strummed as I read these replies?