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T'is the hour of the dawning of a VICTORIAN DISCOURSE, Vol. THRICE
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Thou art madest that you have been styled on?
Sound the Feasting Horns! Shall Diddy Boppith to the sounds of Greensleeves?
YEEEEE AWWWWW!!!!!!
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Tis a momentous occasion when a discourse of victorian peoples is had amongst these threads where peasants roam free.
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I tried.
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What sayeth thine good men of Kimberly Kardashian? A fine specimen if thou must say. Given a heavenly chance I would unsheath my underloins and give thricethrusts before laying docile and muscles strain'd.
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Shall a thousand maidens descend upon thee, oh gravediggers, as thou shall now be known as the great ressurector. Such gentlemanly discourse needs rightfulplacement amongst the stuck and stickied, as only a manly and gentle gentleman can dipeth thy tongue in the annals of language. Mind you, I make such astatement with no association to those who lay with thine own kind.
Good Sir CROSSISOM, the lady Kardashian is truly ajewel of Persia. Given the slightest inclination I would proudly pucker mine own lips as to recieve flatulence from the glorious pillows that protect herwhilst she sits. Sir Ray-J of the House of Brandy is certainly a victor in many eyes.
Good Sir CROSSISOM, the lady Kardashian is truly ajewel of Persia. Given the slightest inclination I would proudly pucker mine own lips as to recieve flatulence from the glorious pillows that protect herwhilst she sits. Sir Ray-J of the House of Brandy is certainly a victor in many eyes.
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Thou heardith a joke quite riveting. Methinks that thou shall have a chuckle quite fancy.
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i doth hath a lisp
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yes yes tis thee that has risen from the dead that i so fathomed this day. yet not so righteously will we dine with Sir Ronald of the KingdomMcDonald but tis thee Sir Court Angus Burgs of Ham.Originally Posted by Diego
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This armored feline has brightened thy day
My arrival is late to this most joyous thread...and thine feline warrior has made mine day bright.
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It shall be a most splendid occasion, my good chap. Pray tell, will any of you object to my changing thesubject of this discourse for a mere second? I think not.Originally Posted by ps2child
yes yes tis thee that has risen from the dead that i so fathomed this day. yet not so righteously will we dine with Sir Ronald of the Kingdom McDonald but tis thee Sir Court Angus Burgs of Ham.
Have any of you old chaps taken a gander at this fine specimen? Why, I do not know how the artist of this portraitwas able to capture a moment in time so clearly with an easel and paintbrushes. I was informed by someone earlier today that it is a new hobby calledphotography. 'Tisn't witchcraft, I assure you. Without more of my incessant rambling, here 'tis.
Oh, what a grand time I would have by impregnating this fair maiden. What say you, old chaps?
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This handheld charm capable of capturing moments in time that you speak of tis not witchcarft, but one of legions of mysterious developments from the isle ofSony.
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a fair maiden say you????
surely a beauty such as this is not of the mortal world?? what i see before me is a goddess with beauty that would stand true even in the presence athena,aphrodite......and Kellz.
Alas i feel light headed as gast my gaze over her magnificence....although i feel it isn't the 12jugs of ale i had at breakfast.... but my blood cursinthrough my veins down into my colassal phallus. A strange urge i feel coming over myself
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someone hast gravedigith
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thy inundation of decadence has gone ye far. thy act of obstinate to near. Cometh to my arms lass and sing along the journeys of thee dukes and baroness.Forget thee vacuous peasantry who wince at nobility. thy brutish discourse on la femme is grave, show ye chivalry and let go ye of the bossom.
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speak american
it's the only language i know
it's the only language i know
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You mean english
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Originally Posted by Sir Smedroc
a fair maiden say you????
surely a beauty such as this is not of the mortal world?? what i see before me is a goddess with beauty that would stand true even in the presence athena, aphrodite......and Kellz.
Alas i feel light headed as gast my gaze over her magnificence....although i feel it isn't the 12jugs of ale i had at breakfast.... but my blood cursin through my veins down into my colassal phallus. A strange urge i feel coming over myself....i think thee shall head to the stores to acquire some goose fat
I see what thou has done. BEHOLD!! the princess of fellatio... and disease transmitted through the very act in which Sir CROSSISOM sayeth shall be done, givena heavenly chance, to the lady Kardashian!!
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Where thine Victorians at?!?!?!