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Excellent thread. Most girls in my state don't look like this...
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Originally Posted by flyscience
miss laura!
Originally Posted by WeStillBallin
Originally Posted by rhester
It's The Icing On The Cake IMO
That ever happen to you?Originally Posted by tmukg21
Originally Posted by jumpman247
She's the type of chick you see someplace in the city, and you'reOriginally Posted by DaNiKeRhiNo
Damn she is great looking, I actually skipped the Amerie pic to go look at her again.Then you go home, and you keep seeing her picture in your head.
Later that night you go out to a club with your boys, and none of the chicks look like her, so you drink like 6 shots of patron, and end up getting the chick that's a 6 at best and she has a lazy eye she covers with her bangs like Aaliyah, but you only figure that out after you sleep with her and have a hang over
It sucks because You keep trying to get her to leave, and she's talking about going to get breakfast at her favorite cafe. You keep thinking to yourself, man that's rule number #1 you never take them home.
She keeps nagging about the cafe, so you finally agree to go. You get dressed, and this dumb chick decides to go through your closet, and put on your favorite sweat shirt, are you serious, are you kidding me? Jesus Christ, let me get this chick the hell out of my house. Oh and remind me to burn that sweat shirt.
As you walk to the cafe, she keeps trying to hold your hand, and act like your her man, to avoid this you keep your hands in your pocket, and keep coughing, and acting like you have the sniffles.
Once you get to the cafe, you see it's really crowded, with kids running around wildly she says " I can't wait to have a family one day", and you think to yourself " it ain't gonna be with me, that's for damn sure"
Your finally seated by the hostess, and your waiter approaches, " what can I start you off with " a voice says, your head is buried in the menu your trying anything to avoid eye contact with miss cockeyed, and you don't notice the waitress. " I'll have an orange juice " you reply as you look up. It's her the girl from the city, your hearts starts to race like you just finished running the New York marathon, anxiety kicks in. " I'll have a glass of milk " replies miss cockeyed, you can't even remember her name, all you can do is wish she'd disappear so you can talk to the lady of your dreams. The women you'd drop anything for, but you're stuck in the cafe with a lady you haven't known for more then 10 hours. What do you do?
I actually enjoyed that
Originally Posted by its Labrev
Originally Posted by Steamin Beamin
Originally Posted by jumpman247
She's the type of chick you see someplace in the city, and you'reOriginally Posted by DaNiKeRhiNo
Damn she is great looking, I actually skipped the Amerie pic to go look at her again.Then you go home, and you keep seeing her picture in your head.
Later that night you go out to a club with your boys, and none of the chicks look like her, so you drink like 6 shots of patron, and end up getting the chick that's a 6 at best and she has a lazy eye she covers with her bangs like Aaliyah, but you only figure that out after you sleep with her and have a hang over
It sucks because You keep trying to get her to leave, and she's talking about going to get breakfast at her favorite cafe. You keep thinking to yourself, man that's rule number #1 you never take them home.
She keeps nagging about the cafe, so you finally agree to go. You get dressed, and this dumb chick decides to go through your closet, and put on your favorite sweat shirt, are you serious, are you kidding me? Jesus Christ, let me get this chick the hell out of my house. Oh and remind me to burn that sweat shirt.
As you walk to the cafe, she keeps trying to hold your hand, and act like your her man, to avoid this you keep your hands in your pocket, and keep coughing, and acting like you have the sniffles.
Once you get to the cafe, you see it's really crowded, with kids running around wildly she says " I can't wait to have a family one day", and you think to yourself " it ain't gonna be with me, that's for damn sure"
Your finally seated by the hostess, and your waiter approaches, " what can I start you off with " a voice says, your head is buried in the menu your trying anything to avoid eye contact with miss cockeyed, and you don't notice the waitress. " I'll have an orange juice " you reply as you look up. It's her the girl from the city, your hearts starts to race like you just finished running the New York marathon, anxiety kicks in. " I'll have a glass of milk " replies miss cockeyed, you can't even remember her name, all you can do is wish she'd disappear so you can talk to the lady of your dreams. The women you'd drop anything for, but you're stuck in the cafe with a lady you haven't known for more then 10 hours. What do you do?
qftOriginally Posted by toast1985
Originally Posted by jumpman247
She's the type of chick you see someplace in the city, and you'reOriginally Posted by DaNiKeRhiNo
Damn she is great looking, I actually skipped the Amerie pic to go look at her again.Then you go home, and you keep seeing her picture in your head.
Later that night you go out to a club with your boys, and none of the chicks look like her, so you drink like 6 shots of patron, and end up getting the chick that's a 6 at best and she has a lazy eye she covers with her bangs like Aaliyah, but you only figure that out after you sleep with her and have a hang over
It sucks because You keep trying to get her to leave, and she's talking about going to get breakfast at her favorite cafe. You keep thinking to yourself, man that's rule number #1 you never take them home.
She keeps nagging about the cafe, so you finally agree to go. You get dressed, and this dumb chick decides to go through your closet, and put on your favorite sweat shirt, are you serious, are you kidding me? Jesus Christ, let me get this chick the hell out of my house. Oh and remind me to burn that sweat shirt.
As you walk to the cafe, she keeps trying to hold your hand, and act like your her man, to avoid this you keep your hands in your pocket, and keep coughing, and acting like you have the sniffles.
Once you get to the cafe, you see it's really crowded, with kids running around wildly she says " I can't wait to have a family one day", and you think to yourself " it ain't gonna be with me, that's for damn sure"
Your finally seated by the hostess, and your waiter approaches, " what can I start you off with " a voice says, your head is buried in the menu your trying anything to avoid eye contact with miss cockeyed, and you don't notice the waitress. " I'll have an orange juice " you reply as you look up. It's her the girl from the city, your hearts starts to race like you just finished running the New York marathon, anxiety kicks in. " I'll have a glass of milk " replies miss cockeyed, you can't even remember her name, all you can do is wish she'd disappear so you can talk to the lady of your dreams. The women you'd drop anything for, but you're stuck in the cafe with a lady you haven't known for more then 10 hours. What do you do?
I don't know, this may be the greatest reply in NT history.
don't tell me he wrote that all on the spot.Originally Posted by sk23
qftOriginally Posted by toast1985
Originally Posted by jumpman247
She's the type of chick you see someplace in the city, and you'reOriginally Posted by DaNiKeRhiNo
Damn she is great looking, I actually skipped the Amerie pic to go look at her again.Then you go home, and you keep seeing her picture in your head.
Later that night you go out to a club with your boys, and none of the chicks look like her, so you drink like 6 shots of patron, and end up getting the chick that's a 6 at best and she has a lazy eye she covers with her bangs like Aaliyah, but you only figure that out after you sleep with her and have a hang over
It sucks because You keep trying to get her to leave, and she's talking about going to get breakfast at her favorite cafe. You keep thinking to yourself, man that's rule number #1 you never take them home.
She keeps nagging about the cafe, so you finally agree to go. You get dressed, and this dumb chick decides to go through your closet, and put on your favorite sweat shirt, are you serious, are you kidding me? Jesus Christ, let me get this chick the hell out of my house. Oh and remind me to burn that sweat shirt.
As you walk to the cafe, she keeps trying to hold your hand, and act like your her man, to avoid this you keep your hands in your pocket, and keep coughing, and acting like you have the sniffles.
Once you get to the cafe, you see it's really crowded, with kids running around wildly she says " I can't wait to have a family one day", and you think to yourself " it ain't gonna be with me, that's for damn sure"
Your finally seated by the hostess, and your waiter approaches, " what can I start you off with " a voice says, your head is buried in the menu your trying anything to avoid eye contact with miss cockeyed, and you don't notice the waitress. " I'll have an orange juice " you reply as you look up. It's her the girl from the city, your hearts starts to race like you just finished running the New York marathon, anxiety kicks in. " I'll have a glass of milk " replies miss cockeyed, you can't even remember her name, all you can do is wish she'd disappear so you can talk to the lady of your dreams. The women you'd drop anything for, but you're stuck in the cafe with a lady you haven't known for more then 10 hours. What do you do?
I don't know, this may be the greatest reply in NT history.