Went Off On Some Kids in the Wal-Mart Parking Lot.

[TURBO UNO]

It sometimes comes to that. Both your dad and his opponent brought out the best in each other and put on a show.

It drew a crowd. Everyone waiting at the bus stop bench turned around and walked over to see it. For real

 

[aepps20]

It drew a crowd. Everyone waiting at the bus stop bench turned around and walked over to see it. For real

Sounds like a fight I would buy. Very proud of the fans and the fighters for making the event what it was. SPECTACULAR

 

[air spider 777]

OP handled it well, I’ve seen worse. My pops got into a insult, spitting and punching match with a early 20’s burly lesbian. They both were landing shots on each other and I’m in the passanger seat going “is this really happening?”

I'm picturing this in my head. lmaoooooo

 

[townbidness]

You a better man than me.
I would have just punctured the sides of the tires and went on my way feeling good.

 

[Baby Face Nelson]

OP handled it well, I’ve seen worse. My pops got into a insult, spitting and punching match with a early 20’s burly lesbian. They both were landing shots on each other and I’m in the passanger seat going “is this really happening?”

Tell me why in my head I see Papa Turbo squaring off with a shorty who looks like Mannie Fresh. The key for winning the rematch is landing the Bus Driver uppercut early and letting them sleep off their decision making on the asphalt

 

[smedroc]

OP.

Well played sir.

 

[TURBO UNO]

Tell me why in my head I see Papa Turbo squaring off with a shorty who looks like Mannie Fresh. The key for winning the rematch is landing the Bus Driver uppercut early and letting them sleep off their decision making on the asphalt

There was a height advantage for ol girl. She was 5-10 and my pops is 5-7, she had reach but my dad snuck under her before each blow. **** was crazy wild. The sounds of the smacks still in my head to this day

 

[lobotomybeats]

lobotomybeats I have never been prouder of you than I am right now. I see where your creativity comes from.

Haha. Rage?

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

I don't handle things well anymore.

Here's a story...

This was during the Covid days...and I was already in a bad mood due to two early 20-something-year-olds holding up the damn fountain drink line. I'm in line at a gas station waiting to pay for my two fountain drinks and a drink for my kiddo. This woman comes into the store. She's wearing one of those straw bro-country cowboy hats. She looks like she's one of those people who is way too proud to know someone who owns a boat and can drive her along a river while she works on a new skin cancer. She's probably later-40s but no one has told her. Her nasty tank top reaks of sunscreen and bad tattoo ideas. Her skin looks leathery and her hair looks way too wet. Total hillbilly. Previously, when I retold this story, I called her Jenny Chesney. So I'm in line waiting my turn. Like I said, this was Covid days so everyone is socially distanced. The distancing made the line look longer than it truly was. There is one guy behind me. Maybe two in front of me, at most. She gets behind the guy immediately behind me and says something to the effect of "I'm running really late. Is there any way I can cut in front of you? I only have two things?" He kind of scoffs and obliges. Now I know what's going to happen next. I immediately start thinking to myself, "Don't make bad decisions."

She taps me on the shoulder and repeats the speech that she told the guy behind me. She repeats her "I only have two things" line. I tell her I only have three. She reiterates that she is running behind and that it'd be nice if she could just cut in front of me. Again she says she only has two items.

That's when, against better judgment, I kind of snap. The quantity of items doesn't dictate where you find yourself in line. I turn to her and say, "Why don't you go to the 2 Items or Less line?" She looks at me in a "bless your heart" kind of way and says "Unfortunately, they don't have one of those lines." I then replied, "I know, so shut the f*** up!"

LMAO BRUH U WYLIN

A couple of months ago I was in Philly and stopped at John’s Roast Pork for a cheesesteak and parked across the street in a strip mall parking lot

I don’t think either me or the car beside me did a bad parking job but as I was putting something in the trunk one of my three kids opened the door and because they’re young and careless they opened it all the way and hit the car beside us

It was a guy and his girl that were eating their cheesesteaks

The guy got out and notified me that my kid scratched his girlfriend’s vehicle and I offered to exchange insurance info but he said he would ask his girl what she wanted to do…she said don’t worry about it

He was wearing Hawaii Dunk SB’s so if your on here tell your girl I said thanks

whyhe ask his girl?!?!?!

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

I'm picturing this in my head. lmaoooooo

reminds me of the seinfeld episode where newman and kramer spit on da baseball playa

 

[aepps20]

Haha. Rage?

Yes

 

[John00]

The TURBO story and responses have me on the floor. I’m crying!

 

[crumps brother]

LMAO BRUH U WYLIN

whyhe ask his girl?!?!?!

it was her car

and he must be a simp

 

[Manny Fernandez718]

reminds me of the seinfeld episode where newman and kramer spit on da baseball playa

Brush up on your Seinfeld knowledge , Keith Hernandez is one of the most beloved Mets

 

[nonnative]

Mom in the OP actually responded better than some I've experienced.

One time I was getting gas at costco and a kid had his door wide open while he was standing next to it on his phone so I couldnt get by to get to the pump ahead of their car. Didnt even honk cause the kid was right there so I rolled my window down and asked him to close the door. Before he could even do anything, mom that was filling gas started yelling at me to wait my turn and "we dont have to do ****!" and all kinds of nonsense.

Another time my girl had a bag of popcorn sitting in our shopping cart at target. I was looking at something and this kid actually reaches up to try and take some of the popcorn. I yelled "wtf are you doing?" and he got scared. Mom and dad both started getting in my face.

 

[aepps20]

Mom in the OP actually responded better than some I've experienced.

One time I was getting gas at costco and a kid had his door wide open while he was standing next to it on his phone so I couldnt get by to get to the pump ahead of their car. Didnt even honk cause the kid was right there so I rolled my window down and asked him to close the door. Before he could even do anything, mom that was filling gas started yelling at me to wait my turn and "we dont have to do ****!" and all kinds of nonsense.

Another time my girl had a bag of popcorn sitting in our shopping cart at target. I was looking at something and this kid actually reaches up to try and take some of the popcorn. I yelled "wtf are you doing?" and he got scared. Mom and dad both started getting in my face.

from to because you handled things beautifully

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I park in the back of parking lots and walk.

Bingo. It's just (at most) an extra minute of walking.

 

[jape]

Bingo. It's just (at most) an extra minute of walking.

yeah its all good till its 101 degrees outside and 100% humidity
that extra minute is torture

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

Bingo. It's just (at most) an extra minute of walking.

I live my life by the logic if time over material goods
My boy antidope might disagree
I rather save a few minutes of my time and sacrifice the safety of my car

 

[DCAllAfrican]

yeah its all good till its 101 degrees outside and 100% humidity
that extra minute is torture

I'm a fully functioning adult with working legs and lungs. I'll be fine man.

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

I'm a fully functioning adult with working legs and lungs. I'll be fine man.

Pics of your “working legs”?

 

[jpzx]

He wants NT to be great again, give him the leg pics lol

 

[sonoftony]

This is why I park allll the way back.

 

[Mark Antony]

Then you come out and see the one insane person parked right next to you.

 

[jpzx]

Anywhere I park people are sitting in their cars, it’s strange.