lobotomybeats
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That awkward moment when your credit card is declined AFTER your girlfriend has already had her abortion.
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View media item 959001Sometimes when my brother would go to sleep I would start beating my ****. I would always wait for him to go to sleep first. One time I thought he was sleep and I started going at it and he turned around and we looked each other dead in the eye...............
Ever since then we got our own beds....
having your parental walk on you while having sex or viceversa gotta be one of the worst momments in anyones life
the other day my wife tried to dial me and dialed her moms house by mistake, her dad picked up and she didnt realize it, tried to be funny with some NT lingo talmbout "when you get home ima show you what dat mouf do" her dad was on the other end like "what you said Angelica?" ***hangs up
i laughed at her for a good 30 minutes
had to be her step dad, had toiight so when I was in HS.. I went over to my girls crib.. No one was home Cept her dad.. But he always left us alone..
So we chilling and she's going down on me..
Her dad walks in the room.. Worst part is we didnt notice (we found out later).. So he just walks out.. After she's done.. I start fingering her.. He walks in AGAIN.. She sees him and goes STOP STOP STOP.. At this point I'm staring dude dead in eyes with my fingers inside his daughter.. We had a blanket over us.. But it was obvious by the way we were..
Homie dosent say anything.. He just walks over and sits on the other couch.. I called my sister to come pick me up and diddy bopped my way out.
That or he had to be smashing too. :xhad to be her step dad, had to
I ask if i can clap dem cheeks
They say no