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When you're in Barnes and noble and you pick up "25 of the most violent murderers in history" in the bargain section than a cute girl looks at you and looks at the book then gives you a demeaning look at walks away.
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Spitting in public and for some reason it doesn't take flight the right way and ends up on your shirt. Or arm. Happened earlier today lol
sitting in the quiet office, letting out a fart sloooooooooowly so it wont make any noise.But it makes noise and people hear it.
I coughed immediatley after.
Another time i sneezed and farted at the same time.
In 1st grade i was laughing so hard I literally crapped in my pants.
While sleeping in my bed, i was dreaming that I was standing in front of a urinal. Sadly, I peed in my bed. This was last month.
While talking to someone, a snot jumped out my nose as I was breathing.
Lol same hereI'll say "you too" a lot when it's not appropriate.
"Enjoy the show."
"You too."
"Happy birthday."
"You too."
"Enjoy your meal."
"You too."
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Lol I remember one of my friends went to see wolf of Wall Street with his fam dude said it was one of the most awkward moments of his lifeWatching a movie with your mom and a sex scene starts. :x
Going to a bank teller to deposit some money and at the time you only have a couple dollars in your account and the bank teller looks at your account info then looks at you like
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until you drop the stacks on her lap to deposit
I remember on a date. I put my arm around this girl, and I have a tendency to palm the shoulder. When I did it to her noticed I palmed her breast accidentally. Idk how you can do that, but I did.
Both of theseI was hugging a tall female coworker and ended up kissing her on the neck somehow. Awkward pause then I just diddy bopped off like nothing happened. I think subconsciously I wanted to do that.
when i go in for a hand shake but its different then you both try and correct it and it still comes out wrong
when i go in for a hand shake but its different then you both try and correct it and it still comes out wrong
guilty
its a regional thing for me im used to the ny way, cant get with this az dap pound ****.
THIS
im from cali the dap pound **** throws me off too when im in az
guilty
its a regional thing for me im used to the ny way, cant get with this az dap pound ****.