What have you learned so far in life?

Gentlemen, use conditioner on your beards.  Ladies will be shocked.

Ladies, eat a whole pineapple.  Gentlemen will have no excuse.
Lift with your knees.

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A[/font] pinch of a clean (unsmoked) cigarette butt cut in half makes a working set of earplugs.

If your friend breaks up with somebody, take your buddy's side but don't completely trash their ex. They're probably going to get back together anyway.
 
Gentlemen, use conditioner on your beards.  Ladies will be shocked.

Ladies, eat a whole pineapple.  Gentlemen will have no excuse.
Lift with your knees.

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A[/font] pinch of a clean (unsmoked) cigarette butt cut in half makes a working set of earplugs.

If your friend breaks up with somebody, take your buddy's side but don't completely trash their ex. They're probably going to get back together anyway.
 
Originally Posted by BlackSheep08

Life? Should I rephrase?

You can do anything you put your mind to.

Better? I hope so.

at the +#!*%*% response
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Originally Posted by ReefBuck27

everything happens for a reason
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 hope you don't really believe that crap.  I believe in cause and effect but not that fairy tale stuff.

  
 
Originally Posted by ReefBuck27

everything happens for a reason
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 hope you don't really believe that crap.  I believe in cause and effect but not that fairy tale stuff.

  
 
Money CAN buy happiness (is everything)

People would rather hear that you got in a car wreck than won the lottery.
 
Money CAN buy happiness (is everything)

People would rather hear that you got in a car wreck than won the lottery.
 
media/tv/etc are so fale. this seems obvious to us, but these things shape our expectations of life from an early age and subliminally.

life can suck at times but it doesn't keep the clock from ticking.
 
media/tv/etc are so fale. this seems obvious to us, but these things shape our expectations of life from an early age and subliminally.

life can suck at times but it doesn't keep the clock from ticking.
 
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