I don't wear hats because my waves go so hard.
I just read most of the wiki on merino wool and it's actually pretty fascinating. I learned that they originate from Extremadura, which to me sounds like a dope *** name for a brand of coat. Their coat of arms is even dope. If I saw a merino wool coat with this coat of arms on the arm of the coat, with a ****ing Extremadura tag I'm buying that **** because it just drips swag and quality.
I think it would also make a good name for a brand of condoms. Very versitile. They should put an extra pocket on the other arm of the coat for an Extremadura condom.