Whatever Happened To...? (The NBA Edition)

Originally Posted by 23ska909red02

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He's like 7th or 8th (something like that) in all-time assists, and no one ever mentions him when reminiscing about the 90s, he was never on any really memorable teams, and he just... vanished.

I loved watching him play.
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I thought you were a UK fan? Hes an assistant for your scumbag coach

  
 
eddie robinson (former bull and hornet). i remember him getting paid by the bulls and never heard from him again
devon hardin (former cal bear, i think oklahoma drafted him in the second rd)
casey jacobson (remember when craig sager tried to hit on her asking if she had a sister?)
lenny cooke ( bron really did end his career
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ndubi ebi (josh howard was there for the picking
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.  i was such huge fan of kg and he needed immediate help, not some project)
 
Originally Posted by Dwadefan

Originally Posted by dvdjamm5150

Marcus Williams?
If you are referring to the UOFA MWill, he is in China. Never did like the guy anyway, even here.
Me neither, the guy's game bugged me for some reason....

What happened to Jason Gardner?
 
Courtney Alexander
Marcus Fizer
Smush Parker
Vincent Yarborough
Wally Sczerbiak
Troy Hudson
Derek Anderson
Malik Rose
Rodney White
Demarr Johnson
Mo Taylor
Damon Stoudamire
Michael Olowokandi
Chris Mihm
Antonio Daniels
Qyntel Woods

Alot of those guys aren't that old what happened?
 
Originally Posted by SuperSaiyan415

keon clark?
Stay gettin laaaawcked up word to Playboy Tre

Spoiler [+]
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- Keon Clark

Here's what Keon Clark's been up to recently. Or rather; here's Keon Clark's criminal record.

So, um, you might want to start scrolling down.



25th November 1991: Arrested for shoplifting. Was all of 16 at the time. Sentenced to a year's supervision, completed without incident.

28th March 1994: Arrested for a "misrepresentation of age" violation. Pleaded guilty, fined $100 three years later. Not sure what the wait was for.

28th March 1994: Arraigned for driving without insurance. Charge dropped two days later.

31st March 1997: Cited for speeding. Fined $75.

8th September 1998: Cited for not wearing a speedbelt. Fined $55.

1998: Suspended by UNLV after testing positive for marijuana.

20th May 1999: Cited for possession of cannabis. A year later, sentenced to six months supervision and fined $250 plus costs. In the same incident, was arrested for driving with a suspended license, but that charge was dropped almost two years later.

6th July 2000: Cited for driving the wrong way up a one way street. Fined $75.

11th June 2001: Arrested for driving with a suspended license. Charge later amended to driving on an expired driving license; fined $139.

11th June 2001: Arrested for domestic battery. Pleaded not guilty, but later changed to guilty in a plea agreement. Fined $200 plus costs, and placed on one year's conditional discharge.

29th June 2001: Cited again for driving without insurance. Later dropped.

31st July 2001: Cited for speeding. Fined $95.

29th July 2002: Arrested for reckless driving. Had to forfeit his driving license, but the case was dropped a few months later.

30th July 2002: From presumably the same incident, cited for whatever "failure to reduce speed" is. Sentenced to a year's court supervision in January, and fined $660. The fines are getting bigger. Also cited for driving without insurance, again, yet it was dropped, again.

September 2003: Appeared in court charged with a different case of misdemeanour domestic violence. Pleaded not guilty. Unsure of the outcome.

22nd December 2003: Cited for speeding. Fined $95. At least he made it past the year's supervision.

15th March 2004: Again cited for failure to reduce speed. Pleaded guilty, fined $235.

10th May 2004: Cited for speeding. Fined $75. You're getting the idea by now.

21st June 2004: Fined another $75 for another speeding offense. Cited again six weeks later for failure to pay it, then paid it in full.

16th February 2005; Again cited for driving without insurance. This time, Clark misses a court date, and an arrested warrant is issued in May.

4th April 2005: Cited for driving on a suspended license. By pleading guilty to the above charge of DWI, this one was dropped. Fined $500 and sentenced to a year's court supervision.

7th September 2005: Pulled over for erratic driving, and found to be in possession of cannabis, cocaine and a firearm without proper identification. Charged with two counts on the coke possession, two counts on the gun possession, one for the marijuana possession, one for driving on a suspended license, and two counts of DUI. Released after posting $2,500 bond. In accordance with local drug foreiture laws, his car was conviscated, and later sold on eBay.

28th December 2005: Clark changes lawyers.

3rd May 2006: Arrested for a myriad of things, including DUI (again), property damage, improper lane usage, driving with no insurance, driving without wearing a seatbelt and driving without a license. Pleaded not guilty to everything. DUI charge later amended to "Driving Under The Combined Influence Of Alcohol & Drugs." A charge of "driving using cocaine" was added.

21st September 2006: Scratches found in Clark's formerly conviscated Mercedes (see 7th September 2005 incident).

7th March 2007: Arraigned in Vermilion County court on a felony charge of criminal damage, as well as aggravated driving on a suspended license. Supposedly, after seeing his former car (now owned by a city worker) parked on the other side of town, Clark decided to damage the paintwork.

April 2007: Released from jail on battery and domestic violence charges after posting bond.

17th May 2007: Arrested for two outstanding warrants in Champaign County, both for failure to appear in court, one on a misdemeanor charge of criminal trespassing and the other on a felony charge of driving with a suspended license. Simultaneously arrested for driving under the influence after being found to be three times over the legal limit, and with a bottle of gin in his pocket.

May, 2007: In a plea agreement, pleaded guilty to the firearm and coke possession charges from the 7th September 2005 incident in exchange for the DUI and suspended license charges being dropped.

20th September 2007: Sentenced in Champaign County court to 30 months for the other driving with a suspended license charge. Sentenced in abstentia; arrest warrant issued.

10th October 2007: Sentenced in Vermilion County court to 30 months in prison on the firearms charge, 24 months on the coke possession charge, and one year for the driving under the influence charge, all to be served concurrently. The possession of marijuana charge was dismissed. Sentenced in abstentia, as neither Clark nor an attorney showed up. Another arrest warrant issued.

18th October 2007: Arrested on a bus in Houston on the aforementioned outstanding warrants. Clark had been in Houston attending alcohol rehab, which is why he did not attend his previous court hearings.

15th December 2007: Appeared in court to appeal the Vermilion County court charges above. Admitted in the hearing to being an alcoholic for almost a decade.

21st December 2007: Won his appeal for a new hearing on the firearm, cocaine possession and DUI charges. New hearing scheduled for March.

29th December 2007: Began serving his 30 month sentence for driving with a suspended license.

29th February 2008: Pleaded guilty to the DUI charge from the 3rd May 2006 incident. The rest of the charges were dismissed. Sentenced to 2 months probation and 180 days in jail, to be served concurrently with the rest of his jail time. Also fined $2,900.

18th June 2008: Charges from 10th October 2007 hearing in Vermilion County court overturned, due to Clark not having an attorney present at the hearing, a right that he had not waived. Clark's guilty plea was vacated, and a new hearing scheduled.

Early July 2008: Released from prison on the suspended license charge after serving six and a half months.

28th July 2008: Arrested for violating the probation that he received in the domestic violence case. Sentenced to 180 days for the violation. Don't know what he did to violate it.

1st August 2008: Missed the new court hearing for the 7th September 2005 charges because he was in prison at the time on the probation violation. Another new hearing sentenced.

12th December 2008: Resentenced in Vermilion County court on the 7th September 2005 charges that had been sentenced on 10th October 2007 and overturned on 18th June 2008. This time, in a plea agreement, Clark was sentenced to 30 months probation, a drug treatment program, 100 community service and 12 months of weekend imprisonment (with 260 days credited time served) on the cocaine possession charge. The firearms, DUI and driving on a suspended license charges were dismissed, due to Clark's time spent in rehab, which the judge interpreted as a bloody good start for getting through all of this, if also the cause of those arrest warrants



(All of that took a couple of days to decipher using online and freely available court records. I am not formally educated in the art of reading these documents - and it IS an art, because those things are bloody confusing - so therefore I may have screwed up somewhere. However, a hell of a lot of care has been taken to try and get it right, so if it's not all right then it's at least all close. In fact, there's even more stuff that could go on here that I haven't listed, such as a conviction and sentencing for resisting arrest in early 2007 from an August 2006 incident. I just can't be bothered to do it all, in the same way that you can't be bothered to read it all.)

(In somewhat related news, Clark's father is currently serving a 65 year sentence after killing a man in a fight over a bicycle. A bicycle.)


Clark, who describes himself as "non-conformist", disappeared from basketball in the summer of 2004. He had offers of work coming in, but he just didn't want to take them. For whatever reason, he'd had enough. This seemed weird at the time, but the reason for it may have been revealed three years later in a courtroom, when Clark admitted that he was an alcoholic.

The good news is that, as far as I can tell, Clark has had no problems since we last checked in on him. Clark attends weekly drug court hearings to check on his progress, with the next one scheduled to occur about 2 hours after this story was written, and his attendance and progress in those hearings are almost universally described as "good." He has done this since the December 2008 date of his latest conviction, and, even though it got as far as it has and necessitated the enforcement of the courts, Clark is getting help for his addiction and serving the punishment for his misdeeds. That's good. He used a lot of rope over the span of two decades - a LOT of freaking rope - but he appears to be finally demonstrating some bouncebackability. If he's clean, sober, and learns how to freaking drive safely, there is hope.

But the self-explanatory bad news is that, whenever the subject of Keon Clark is brought up, we automatically think of his substance and legal problems. Not the totally badass player that he used to be.

If that looks like a character assassination, it is not meant to be. It is thorough - obsessively thorough, even - but it is not meant to defame Clark's name. Clark's name is already pretty defamed through no doing of my own, and I find that a shame. I knew him as a basketball player first, way before I ever knew of him as a criminal and an addict. And I've always preferred to think of him as a basketball player.

So, in the interests of entertainment, here is Keon Clark defaming Shawn Bradley. For old's times sake.

I'm tellin yall go to Sham's website, he's got stuff on all these dudes yall mentioning
 
Originally Posted by I NaSmatic I

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I still think Salim has a chance to be an effective player in a Eddie House role.
Yep. Mike Woodson refused to utilize Salim. He would come in and knock a 3 down all the time. I hope he catches back on in the league.
 
Originally Posted by romedadude

Originally Posted by SuperSaiyan415

keon clark?
Stay gettin laaaawcked up word to Playboy Tre

Spoiler [+]
keon_clark.jpg
- Keon Clark

Here's what Keon Clark's been up to recently. Or rather; here's Keon Clark's criminal record.

So, um, you might want to start scrolling down.



25th November 1991: Arrested for shoplifting. Was all of 16 at the time. Sentenced to a year's supervision, completed without incident.

28th March 1994: Arrested for a "misrepresentation of age" violation. Pleaded guilty, fined $100 three years later. Not sure what the wait was for.

28th March 1994: Arraigned for driving without insurance. Charge dropped two days later.

31st March 1997: Cited for speeding. Fined $75.

8th September 1998: Cited for not wearing a speedbelt. Fined $55.

1998: Suspended by UNLV after testing positive for marijuana.

20th May 1999: Cited for possession of cannabis. A year later, sentenced to six months supervision and fined $250 plus costs. In the same incident, was arrested for driving with a suspended license, but that charge was dropped almost two years later.

6th July 2000: Cited for driving the wrong way up a one way street. Fined $75.

11th June 2001: Arrested for driving with a suspended license. Charge later amended to driving on an expired driving license; fined $139.

11th June 2001: Arrested for domestic battery. Pleaded not guilty, but later changed to guilty in a plea agreement. Fined $200 plus costs, and placed on one year's conditional discharge.

29th June 2001: Cited again for driving without insurance. Later dropped.

31st July 2001: Cited for speeding. Fined $95.

29th July 2002: Arrested for reckless driving. Had to forfeit his driving license, but the case was dropped a few months later.

30th July 2002: From presumably the same incident, cited for whatever "failure to reduce speed" is. Sentenced to a year's court supervision in January, and fined $660. The fines are getting bigger. Also cited for driving without insurance, again, yet it was dropped, again.

September 2003: Appeared in court charged with a different case of misdemeanour domestic violence. Pleaded not guilty. Unsure of the outcome.

22nd December 2003: Cited for speeding. Fined $95. At least he made it past the year's supervision.

15th March 2004: Again cited for failure to reduce speed. Pleaded guilty, fined $235.

10th May 2004: Cited for speeding. Fined $75. You're getting the idea by now.

21st June 2004: Fined another $75 for another speeding offense. Cited again six weeks later for failure to pay it, then paid it in full.

16th February 2005; Again cited for driving without insurance. This time, Clark misses a court date, and an arrested warrant is issued in May.

4th April 2005: Cited for driving on a suspended license. By pleading guilty to the above charge of DWI, this one was dropped. Fined $500 and sentenced to a year's court supervision.

7th September 2005: Pulled over for erratic driving, and found to be in possession of cannabis, cocaine and a firearm without proper identification. Charged with two counts on the coke possession, two counts on the gun possession, one for the marijuana possession, one for driving on a suspended license, and two counts of DUI. Released after posting $2,500 bond. In accordance with local drug foreiture laws, his car was conviscated, and later sold on eBay.

28th December 2005: Clark changes lawyers.

3rd May 2006: Arrested for a myriad of things, including DUI (again), property damage, improper lane usage, driving with no insurance, driving without wearing a seatbelt and driving without a license. Pleaded not guilty to everything. DUI charge later amended to "Driving Under The Combined Influence Of Alcohol & Drugs." A charge of "driving using cocaine" was added.

21st September 2006: Scratches found in Clark's formerly conviscated Mercedes (see 7th September 2005 incident).

7th March 2007: Arraigned in Vermilion County court on a felony charge of criminal damage, as well as aggravated driving on a suspended license. Supposedly, after seeing his former car (now owned by a city worker) parked on the other side of town, Clark decided to damage the paintwork.

April 2007: Released from jail on battery and domestic violence charges after posting bond.

17th May 2007: Arrested for two outstanding warrants in Champaign County, both for failure to appear in court, one on a misdemeanor charge of criminal trespassing and the other on a felony charge of driving with a suspended license. Simultaneously arrested for driving under the influence after being found to be three times over the legal limit, and with a bottle of gin in his pocket.

May, 2007: In a plea agreement, pleaded guilty to the firearm and coke possession charges from the 7th September 2005 incident in exchange for the DUI and suspended license charges being dropped.

20th September 2007: Sentenced in Champaign County court to 30 months for the other driving with a suspended license charge. Sentenced in abstentia; arrest warrant issued.

10th October 2007: Sentenced in Vermilion County court to 30 months in prison on the firearms charge, 24 months on the coke possession charge, and one year for the driving under the influence charge, all to be served concurrently. The possession of marijuana charge was dismissed. Sentenced in abstentia, as neither Clark nor an attorney showed up. Another arrest warrant issued.

18th October 2007: Arrested on a bus in Houston on the aforementioned outstanding warrants. Clark had been in Houston attending alcohol rehab, which is why he did not attend his previous court hearings.

15th December 2007: Appeared in court to appeal the Vermilion County court charges above. Admitted in the hearing to being an alcoholic for almost a decade.

21st December 2007: Won his appeal for a new hearing on the firearm, cocaine possession and DUI charges. New hearing scheduled for March.

29th December 2007: Began serving his 30 month sentence for driving with a suspended license.

29th February 2008: Pleaded guilty to the DUI charge from the 3rd May 2006 incident. The rest of the charges were dismissed. Sentenced to 2 months probation and 180 days in jail, to be served concurrently with the rest of his jail time. Also fined $2,900.

18th June 2008: Charges from 10th October 2007 hearing in Vermilion County court overturned, due to Clark not having an attorney present at the hearing, a right that he had not waived. Clark's guilty plea was vacated, and a new hearing scheduled.

Early July 2008: Released from prison on the suspended license charge after serving six and a half months.

28th July 2008: Arrested for violating the probation that he received in the domestic violence case. Sentenced to 180 days for the violation. Don't know what he did to violate it.

1st August 2008: Missed the new court hearing for the 7th September 2005 charges because he was in prison at the time on the probation violation. Another new hearing sentenced.

12th December 2008: Resentenced in Vermilion County court on the 7th September 2005 charges that had been sentenced on 10th October 2007 and overturned on 18th June 2008. This time, in a plea agreement, Clark was sentenced to 30 months probation, a drug treatment program, 100 community service and 12 months of weekend imprisonment (with 260 days credited time served) on the cocaine possession charge. The firearms, DUI and driving on a suspended license charges were dismissed, due to Clark's time spent in rehab, which the judge interpreted as a bloody good start for getting through all of this, if also the cause of those arrest warrants



(All of that took a couple of days to decipher using online and freely available court records. I am not formally educated in the art of reading these documents - and it IS an art, because those things are bloody confusing - so therefore I may have screwed up somewhere. However, a hell of a lot of care has been taken to try and get it right, so if it's not all right then it's at least all close. In fact, there's even more stuff that could go on here that I haven't listed, such as a conviction and sentencing for resisting arrest in early 2007 from an August 2006 incident. I just can't be bothered to do it all, in the same way that you can't be bothered to read it all.)

(In somewhat related news, Clark's father is currently serving a 65 year sentence after killing a man in a fight over a bicycle. A bicycle.)


Clark, who describes himself as "non-conformist", disappeared from basketball in the summer of 2004. He had offers of work coming in, but he just didn't want to take them. For whatever reason, he'd had enough. This seemed weird at the time, but the reason for it may have been revealed three years later in a courtroom, when Clark admitted that he was an alcoholic.

The good news is that, as far as I can tell, Clark has had no problems since we last checked in on him. Clark attends weekly drug court hearings to check on his progress, with the next one scheduled to occur about 2 hours after this story was written, and his attendance and progress in those hearings are almost universally described as "good." He has done this since the December 2008 date of his latest conviction, and, even though it got as far as it has and necessitated the enforcement of the courts, Clark is getting help for his addiction and serving the punishment for his misdeeds. That's good. He used a lot of rope over the span of two decades - a LOT of freaking rope - but he appears to be finally demonstrating some bouncebackability. If he's clean, sober, and learns how to freaking drive safely, there is hope.

But the self-explanatory bad news is that, whenever the subject of Keon Clark is brought up, we automatically think of his substance and legal problems. Not the totally badass player that he used to be.

If that looks like a character assassination, it is not meant to be. It is thorough - obsessively thorough, even - but it is not meant to defame Clark's name. Clark's name is already pretty defamed through no doing of my own, and I find that a shame. I knew him as a basketball player first, way before I ever knew of him as a criminal and an addict. And I've always preferred to think of him as a basketball player.

So, in the interests of entertainment, here is Keon Clark defaming Shawn Bradley. For old's times sake.

I'm tellin yall go to Sham's website, he's got stuff on all these dudes yall mentioning
Danville's Finest
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Originally Posted by romedadude

Originally Posted by My Toy Soldier

Chris Porter? Dude wit the fro from the Warriors
in China, averaging 17 & 9

all imports' numbers are inflated in China
QFT, my pops and I were watching some of the CBA games on CCTV and i honestly think i could play in that league
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Originally Posted by rck2sactown

Originally Posted by romedadude

Originally Posted by My Toy Soldier

Chris Porter? Dude wit the fro from the Warriors
in China, averaging 17 & 9

all imports' numbers are inflated in China
QFT, my pops and I were watching some of the CBA games on CCTV and i honestly think i could play in that league
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Andre Emmett is averaging 33 PPG over there. PJ Ramos (ole Jar Jar Binks lookin dude) is averaging 15 & 12

Darius Miles- Free agent, probably done
Alvin Williams- assistant coach for the Raptors
Sean May- on the Kings bench, hasn't got any burn since Dec. 12
I have no idea who "That guy that looks like Ashton Kutcher" is
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......Kyle Korver?
 
Originally Posted by Notorious 858

What happened to Jumaine Jones & Reuben "Kobe Stopper" Patterson
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lol yea right that dude couldnt stop kobe at a red light and ask for directions.
 
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