what's something u silently judge people for vol....u just gonna let ya baby cry wen im watchin dis

Dudes who brag about how great their car is performance-wise but don't actually do anything with it but drive from A to B.
 
 
Pretty much 80% of sports car owners then....

Unless you live near a track or drag strip
I suppose. I'm talking bout people who take it to the extreme though.

My one friend in high school had an '87 Mustang but it was a POS. He would not shut up about it. Every car he got in he'd talk about how much faster his Mustang was. The stupid thing was he'd always ask for rides cause his car would be in the shop every other week.
 
 
I suppose. I'm talking bout people who take it to the extreme though.

My one friend in high school had an '87 Mustang but it was a POS. He would not shut up about it. Every car he got in he'd talk about how much faster his Mustang was. The stupid thing was he'd always ask for rides cause his car would be in the shop every other week.
Whats wrong with that?

He had pride in his car, are you not a car guy?
 
 
Whats wrong with that?

He had pride in his car, are you not a car guy?
Nah, cars are dope. It was really annoying because he'd ask for rides from me then talk **** about my car while I was driving his ***. 

"Oh this car's kinda slow;  guess I'm just used to the Mustang." 

Meanwhile he'd talk about how it was a classic and someone offered him $20,000 for it and he turned them down. Everyone knew that was BS though cause just about everything in that car needed work.
 
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People who are excited to be back at work after the holiday. The hell out my face wit all that cheer bruh :{
 
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Nah, cars are dope. It was really annoying because he'd ask for rides from me then talk **** about my car while I was driving his ***. 

"Oh this car's kinda slow;  guess I'm just used to the Mustang." 

Meanwhile he'd talk about how it was a classic and someone offered him $20,000 for it and he turned them down. Everyone knew that was BS though cause just about everything in that car needed work.
Yea $20k for an 87 is straight BS
 
- People who drive reckless in brand new cars. It's a new car, take care of it you POS.

- If you make a big deal about clutch/manual vehicles, yet you live in high traffic areas, rendering clutch vehicles useless. Move to Montana or Idaho goofy ***
 
I have a "1 car max" courtesy for merging traffic. Every other car. It's only right. There's always that douche that hugs the merging car's butt in an attempt to wedge in front of my car.
 
- People who drive reckless in brand new cars. It's a new car, take care of it you POS.

- If you make a big deal about clutch/manual vehicles, yet you live in high traffic areas, rendering clutch vehicles useless. Move to Montana or Idaho goofy ***

I drove a stick in Houston for years, in the SW. Kinda miss it tbh..

Its not bad at all. It actually has its advantages. Leaving it in 2nd/3rd and just stepping around people >>>*
 
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Black women who judge me cause I'm dating outside my race. Like they own me. Most of the time its the single ones that are bitter.
 
Black women who judge me cause I'm dating outside my race. Like they own me. Most of the time its the single ones that are bitter.
Black women who judge me cause I'm dating outside my race. Like they own me. Most of the time its the single ones that are bitter.
Nah homie you are judged when your white girl says you aren't going to a black theater and you oblige like the Tom you are BAN

Naw, she knows I will act a fool, If folks get to acting up messing up my movie. She already said we going to the black folks spot to catch Star Wars, cause she dont wanna see act a fool like I did during that Lebron joint.

I was trying to catch NWA at Greenspoint, she wasn't having it.
 
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- People who drive reckless in brand new cars. It's a new car, take care of it you POS.

So it's permissible in a hooptie?

No, but it's just crazy to think people would drive their '15 Jab like a '92 Focus, complete with scratches/dents etc. Like, how is your 2015 car already looking like you drove it through a bunch of land mines?


Black women who judge me cause I'm dating outside my race. Like they own me. Most of the time its the single ones that are bitter.
Black women who judge me cause I'm dating outside my race. Like they own me. Most of the time its the single ones that are bitter.
Nah homie you are judged when your white girl says you aren't going to a black theater and you oblige like the Tom you are BAN

Naw, she knows I will act a fool, If folks get to acting up messing up my movie. She already said we going to the black folks spot to catch Star Wars, cause she dont wanna see act a fool like I did during that Lebron joint.

I was trying to catch NWA at Greenspoint, she wasn't having it.

Pfft, I wouldn't have wanted to go see that at Greenspoint either :lol
 
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pople that use tanning sprays and lotions

There's this chick at work who always gets those spray tans..

The other she goes "hey nice white shirt, it matches your skin. I can't tell where your sleeve ends and your arm starts"

I ignored the fact that what she said sounded dumb as hell and told her I'd rather be white than look like I rolled around in a bag of doritos
 
If your snapchat story is over 100 seconds of a rave

Over 100 seconds, for that matter

Save the thumbs out there
 
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